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 No.17703[Reply]

samachan is so shy outside /r/ive…..
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 No.17706

>>17704
You post too much music to listen to it all.

 No.17707

it's barely one per week…
just how busy are you?

 No.17708

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well at least listen to the latest one
it's very good if I may say so myself ;)

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>>17708
It was okay.

 No.17713

I just killed a thread by accident



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 No.15781

>>14500
TOO FAST SLOW DOWN

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 No.17225[Reply]

death to teenagers
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 No.17439

>>17436
It looks cool

 No.17507

>>17255
old people are always riding the bus, though in my experience, a lot of them have been teh types who lost their licenses from drunk driving or just aren't able to drive anymore for one reason or another

 No.17682

>>17436
what exactly is wrong with it?

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>>17682
It's in .22 LR, which is a low caliber rimfire round.

To put it super simple, it's bullets do minimum damage and they don't always shoot reliably.

It's something you'd teach someone how to shoot a firearm with, or at best use to hunt squirrels. In a self defense scenario it's better than no gun at all but if you're going on the offensive and/or trying to kill people pretty much any other common caliber is preferable.

 No.17694

>>17436
The kind of idiot who would do a school shooting in the first place. The reflex sight gave me a good laugh.



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 No.17680[Reply]

what is the appeal of vore?

 No.17681

>>17680
Never ask yourself what's the appeal in fetishes you don't like, because if you delve too much into it you'll eventually find your answer and, once you find your answer, you become a fetishist yourself.

 No.17693

That's more giantess than vore. She's mostly eating concrete and dirt.
If I get eaten I want to feel all the subtleties of her mouth with my whole body, and fill her up completely and become one with her.



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 No.17528[Reply]

I've started playing some Degrees of Lewdity yesterday
I just downloaded to check out what it is and before I knew it it was 12AM
What an obscene game. I hope nobody finds out I kinda like it.
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 No.17537

>>17536
It's surprisingly in depth yeah
I did spend like 10 whole minutes trying to not get raped by a sea monster because I swam too far out to sea. I had to jerk off all of its tentacles before it would leave me alone. What a lewd game. I like it

 No.17560

Finally went past the first monday of December and nothing happens. Things go on as usual with the only difference being there's no school to attend to until the first monday of January.

The game hooks you up easily but the late game is lacking.

 No.17584

can't you just get a very decent 2-bedroom apartment for 4000£/week?

 No.17597

>>17584
Not if you're a young orphan.

 No.17691

I can barely even get to fucking school without getting raped, how the hell does this world even function
Also the hell is wrong with the asylum



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 No.14871[Reply]

The bad news is I forgot the password to the other thread. I guess it can be part of samahistory for as long as it stays here.

The good news is I have translated something new. Also the other thread will get out of the front page after I post this one.

Someone has been waiting a long time for this.

Title: TS boyfriend and the bi girlfriend (TS彼氏と両刀彼女)
By takashi
RAW: https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=46072651
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 No.17650

As mentioned, someone else already translated this. There was too much work put into editing certain panels to call it quits, so it's finished regardless.

Concerning Shuten's dialogue, it was hard to come up with something, so the result ended up being a text book example of that image comparing how a fansubber, a pro subber and the ideal sub is like.

In any case, that's your Shuten Douji. Uploader-san, if you're up to it,please add the following to the comments:

[b]"READABLE alternative english translation: https://exhentai.org/g/1365084/66b967b470/

I was working on this and, while translating Shuten's dialogue, I didn't stop to think if I should have gone this far. The result is a slovenly posh Shuten Douji with an archaic touch. I considered the possibility of uploading an alternative translation with standard English, but someone else already did an excellent job at that.

Outside Shuten's dialogue, the only difference concerns editing, specially pages 5 and 7, as well as a translation of the afterword. If they're considerd adequate, the authors of the other translation are more than welcome to paste those on their translation.

I hope you manage to find entertainment in this version."[/b]

And only now did the epiphany arrive, of just writing "Danna-han" instead of spending the whole translation attempting to justify and contextualize "Guv"…

 No.17651

Uploader-san, I was trying to send you something via e-mail and I got an error. Make sure you have free space in your inbox.

I'll be dumping a translation soon. In the newest thread rather than this…

 No.17652

>>17650
>Uploader-san, if you're up to it,please add the following to the comments
Will do!
>>17651
>I was trying to send you something via e-mail and I got an error. Make sure you have free space in your inbox.
Oops, sorry!
Should be fixed now.

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>>17636
typo fix…



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 No.13675[Reply]

This thread is dedicated to playing and teaching the Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG. If you want to know how, you've come to the right place. Feel free to post anything related, too.

Where to learn:
http://www.yugioh-card.com/en/gameplay/demo.html
Konami's official how-to-play from about 10 years ago still serves well, and questions can be asked in this thread as for new specifics such as Xyz, Pendulum, and Link Summoning, and/or general card effects and interactions. Feel free to ask me anything about the game.

Where you can play online:
https://duelingnexus.com/
Dueling Nexus works well and has support for multiple people to get together and host private matches, which would be the primary mode of play for anonymous imageboard users. (however it does not support Master Rule 4).

Also if you just want to see cute cards / fun decks just ask. Or if you want to know about the individual anime seasons / series.
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 No.17605

>>17587
I want her to step on me
Is that bad?

 No.17626

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>>17605
that is one of five correct responses to the image, actually

Okay, so uh, basically every Witchcraft card to come out in the Infinity Chasers set have now been revealed, and I've gotta say I'm really pleased with the overall art quality–so much so that I'll be posting three more of the cards, starting with one of the new monsters: Edel! I'd recommend going to check out all of them at Yugipedia, but do what you want.

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Sabotage here shows Edel, Schmitta, and of course Verre, though I'm not entirely sure what's going on lol

Verre looks comfortable, though.

see guys I do know how to sage properly

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ah fuck it I'll post 4 of them, I love this archetype already

Here's Collaboration, which shows Schmitta and Verre working together! It doesn't relate too much to the actual card effect but it looks nice! And the actual card effect is pretty cool too, letting you use one of your Witchcraft monsters to attack twice and be unstoppable, should your opponent try to use a Magic Cylinder or some other Spell/Trap card during battle.

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Lastly, here's Potterie! You might have noticed, or maybe not, that the Witch-craft monsters are all crafts(wo)men witches! Potterie here of course deals with pottery, Pittorie deals with painting, Schmitta deals with smithing, Edel deals with gem cutting, Haine deals with tailoring, and Verre deals with glasswork. They use magic to enhance their respective trades (and also have some relevance to lore regarding previously released archetypes Spellbooks and Prophesy but that's a story for another time).

In any case Pittorie is super cute and the clay ghosties in the picture look really funny.

Again, check out the other cards on the Yugipedia–they're really cool! The archetype centralizes around their spell cards and reuses them the turn after they've been used by returning them from GY to hand. Luckily, restrictions were put in place (like only adding it back during the End Phase) to prevent abuse, but I'm almost certain that someone's going to break the deck. Sure hope it doesn't end up being too expensive.



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 No.15397[Reply]

Does Samachan like big, strong, muscular girls?
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 No.17607

>>17586
Cuddling with this girl must feel like cuddling a boulder…

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>>17607
You'd be surprised how amazing girl-muscle feels.

 No.17609

>>17608
I've never touched it so I imagine I would

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 No.13499[Reply]

I noticed there was a lack of a general purpose loli thread, so I'm taking it upon myself to make one. Let's discuss lolis!
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>>17443
Nice expression

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Neat, I got her costume too

 No.17452

>>17451
Oh this is the wrong thread, but its sort of on topic anyways

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 No.14305[Reply]

Comfy
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Comfylewd

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comfysad

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 No.15641[Reply]

Hello I'm trying to marry anonymous, can someone get him to sign this document?
thanks
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 No.17553

Did he ever sign this

 No.17554

where is the signature of solemnization

 No.17555

>>17554
nice sage retard

 No.17556

Dang it
>>17553
Why would I ever sign this?! I can't marry anonymous.

 No.17557

>>17553
Yuyunonymous died before he was able to sign. (rest in peace)



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 No.17544[Reply]

sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
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 No.17548

also I love killing old threads

 No.17549

>>17547
Thank you the message is appreciated

 No.17550

>>17548
Don't kill old threads! They have the right to live too!

 No.17551

>>17548
Kill two more please

 No.17552

Don't. Yuyu wants to use you to bury evidence of him being someone's lawfully wedded wife.



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 No.17524

it's artistic.

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 No.16472

Stolen from /ota/.

 No.16473

>>16472
nobody cares retard, go back to your gay "ironic" shithole

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>>16472
Sexy armpits belong to everyone, they cannot be "stolen"

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