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Samachan is almost 4! What have you accomplished since 2015?


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Since the end of 2015 or since the start of 2015?


>Since the end of 2015 or since the start of 2015?
"nothing" or "nothing"?


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Thank god for denpa yunyun.


i'm working from 5-5 today


I worked 4-4 on Wednesday.
Work is mega gay


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Getting hitched I guess


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>What have you accomplished since 2015?

I started drawing anime girls I guess

Also congratulations to the birthday anonymous! I hope you have fun!


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Wow I totally missed on the news Yonekura Kengo is making a comeback this year!

Reading pink sniper all those years ago was a「formative」experience.


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I wanna marry an outwardly innocent yet secretly sexually deviant loli tank commander


finally home.

The good news is that i'm calling in sick monday and i dont even care anymore


Welcome back, hope you can take it easy and enjoy your long weekend.


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i'll probably be forced to do tons of shit i dont wanna do!!!!!!! like usual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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D-don't cry Yuno! It's gonna be OK, you can do it!
Jokes aside you sound like you're being pretty overworked so I do hope you find time to do something fun. I'm always up for playing TF2 or something.


sounds like rape


sure your employers for パワハラ


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if people on samachan drew we could draw together


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I have no artistic talent I'm afraid


i didnt say "drew well"


I mean, I'd try it. Wouldn't be pretty though especially since all I have is a mouse, but honestly I'm far more dexterous with that than with a pencil.


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I used to draw comics and stuff that were pretty good but that was like ten years ago and I haven't held a pencil since like 2014. In fact I haven't done anything except eat and sleep and shit since like 2014. NEET life is the best!


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Goodnight Samachan, love ya


bad picture


Why'd you stop? Did it cease to be fun?


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A late thank you!
I took a while to notice since my post was in a different thread.


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Who knows.


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You don't pee?
Are you a cockroach?


I have a cloaca. I can't really tell the difference.


>I haven't done anything except eat and sleep and shit since like 2014.
NEET life is so great
my one wish in life is to be a NEET


H-how come? I like that picture…
Birds browse Samachan too?! Amazing.


Does anyone wanna do anything together?
I feel I am wasting my saturday and am kinda sad


post some of your comics


tell me your thoughts on this with 500 or more words


We could watch GHOST HOUND in a hour and 15 minutes


Sure! Just make another post when you're ready


oi, where's your fucking essay faggot


I'm writing it but 500 words is a lot!
I actually am too I am that bored


>the body was too long


Split it into two posts, double the content


500 words?! It's like I'm in school again… but it's not like I have anything better to do. Sorry that this isn't really an essay, it's just me rambling a bunch.
Well at first I was just gonna comment on the music but I did find a version with English subtitles so I can actually understand the lyrics. I quite like whatever vocal effect they used on the voices, and it sounds especially nice when the both of them are singing at once. I also have a soft spot for upbeat sounding songs that tell a creepy story. It's pretty catchy too, the bit where the little spaceman guy plays his solo on the piano is cute and the melody got stuck in my head a little. Seems like this was pretty popular from what my dumb gaijin self could gather so I doubt I really have anything new to say about it but I'll try to interpret it I guess. The visualization was neat too and the little traffic cone and sign sprites reminded me of Yume Nikki for some reason. I think the lack of explanation in the song about whatever tunnel they went into makes it all the more interesting. I also like the part near the end where the female voice repeats the same line over and over again because it kinda drives home how scared she was. But why did the wall cut off his finger in the first place? Why do frogs croaking make them panic? Why did he dissolve when he fell into the hole? Lots of questions. Also the fact that the tunnel was warm stuck out to me because usually an underground tunnel would be pretty cool compared to the surrounding area. The whole thing kinda reminds me of a Junji Ito story or something.


The subs I had also make it sound like the female voice didn't want to follow the boy into the tunnel but he kinda made her, so I wonder if there's something to that. It's a bit rude but then again I too would want company if I were to go investigate a tunnel that ate my finger. He seems awfully nonchalant about losing his finger too, they make it sound like he immediately went back to investigate but this guy really ought to be in the hospital! Pretty brave dude too. Also, why the heck is it translated as "Lamprey Hole" anyways? Is that accurate? Lampreys are pretty creepy to be fair but I don't get it. Maybe the tunnel is actually some kind of weird monster which is why it was warm and smelled weird and that's why the boy got dissolved when he fell into the hole; the hole was actually its stomach! The fact that people only bothered to put up warning signs after the fact is curious too, and I wonder if there's some symbolism I'm missing with the traffic cone and the sign being there, because if it's so dangerous it doesn't make sense for that to be the only thing anyone puts up. Aside from the creepy mountain monster theory I don't have any other genius interpretations but I think I've hit 500 words by now so mission complete!


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Now why exactly did you want me to do this?


good work

well it helped you pass the time didnt it


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You completed the word requirement but I didn't read any of it because you forgot to format it. D+


>good work
Thank you
>well it helped you pass the time didnt it
I suppose it did and I found a cool song too
The heck, you aren't my teacher!


You've had more than thirty teachers. How would you know I'm not?


if you really want to pass the time you can be a samamissionary and spread the good word of Samachan


I don't think any of my teachers would ever use Samachan
Maybe my high school chemistry teacher, he was cool. He's the guy that taught me and some classmates D&D


Make some Samachan T-shirts so that next time anonymous has a birthday he can get one of those instead of the one you didn't like


People change over the years I like samachan now. I remember the way you lusted after me when I wore skirts though so it's a bit scary knowing you're here.


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I've never had a thing for any of my teachers! They were all too old!
I had a therapist once who was pretty cute though


I know what I know.


I dont want to make Samachan a product, I want to make it a place of fun


but maybe making some shirts and giving them away could be cool


You don't know me!
It's just joke. I know it's dumb but I'd be afraid to tell people about Samachan because they'd figure out who I was and then hate me and I value having a place online where I can be unfiltered. And half the people I talk to use this site anyways so…


I might wear a SamaShirt to a con or something though


I'd wear a samachan T-shirt but I haven't gone out in sixteen months so nobody would see it.


sell samachan.org on ebay


Pastor samachan


Let's do it


starting the bid at $5.00, $15.00 buy it now


Oh no, is telling me the channel doesn't exist


Can I be the friar
I don't know what they do but I always wanted to be one because the word is cool


What fucking bullshit is this? Why did firefox suddenly auto-disable all my extensions? I'm way past version 57 and already went through all that bullshit at the time.


Mozilla shat the bed again. Why are you still using vanilla firefox anyways since they dropped XUL extensions?


Too used to firefox and using too many extensions to bother finding alternatives in alternative browsers, but I just read that the whole change in extensions is even worse than I thought because firefox is constantly pinging your browser to make sure your extensions are all good, like some always-online DRM crap. I might change browsers at last.


I know, it's very annoying. It interrupted my stream with anonymous!


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And I can tell that's what happens because this happened mid browsing session. Here I am with a billion privacy extensions and these peeping tom sons of bitches have been gathering telemetry data.

I'm not browsing anywhere besides samachan until this is fixed, which is no solace because even samachan leaves cookies in my browser.


No, I mean there are plenty of forks like seamonkey and palemoon/basilisk and icecat that retain the features of firefox without Mozilla's bullshit and a lot of them keep XUL extension compatibility too. Gecko-based browsers are still the least bad around but that's no reason to keep sucking the fiery orange cock.


I remember reading about those forks. I know palemoon is maintained by shady people and the consensus on the others seemed to be that they had too little contributors to keep them bug free. I don't know what other browser to go to, honestly. I remember reading that chromium isn't the same thing as google's browser but I dunno.


If by shady you mean a an autistic savant furfag who's made a life project out of modernizing and maintaining a browser with a self-deprecating codebase and a dinosaur UI then yeah. The others have other goals like removing proprietary code and branding or maintaining really old features but they're pretty much all better than firefox too, and a lot of them integrate mozilla code from upstream anyways. There really hasn't been any good reason to keep using mainline firefox for a good five years at least.

Keep in mind your problem today is itself a bug from Mozilla.


the only cookies samachan has shouldn't track you
feel free to delete and block them though, I think its only for settings anyway


add that and it should fix it


you can temporarily load add-ons through about:debugging


Go to about:config, search in the top bar xpinstall.signatures.required and click it to False
Mozilla fucked up is all


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They vow to only eat fried foods.


this guy is so weird, why does some of the promotional material for him call him "Prophet"


He looks like one of those culty new age protestant preachers.


It's pretty strange. The idea of some old religious lady looking up their favorite pastor and accidentally coming to this website amuses me.


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You guys ever look at a picture and think "wow I bet pussy tastes delicious, I could spend hours giving her head"?


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No of course not, not once in my life have I ever had such a perverse thought


I do now.


nah lol


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Really? You never wonder about making out with a girl, trading kisses and caresses then laying her down in bed? Then slipping off the shoulder straps of her dress and puling it down just below her chest, exposing her breasts? Not even a single thought about holding them, gently suckling, licking, nibbling and pressing your lips against her nipples? Or then lifting up her skirt and fondling her pussy through her panties? Interrupting a sudden uncontrollable moan of hers with a deep kiss? Or maybe then trailing your way from her mouth to her pussy with kisses all over sensitive areas of her body like her neck, shoulder, nipple, underboob, navel, mons pubis and inner thigh? Removing her panties and lovingly pressing your face against her bare, wet pussy? Licking it clean with your tongue, mixing your saliva with her juices? Carefully teasing her sensitive clit, keeping her exposed by holding her spasming thighs in place? Not a thought about her crotch bumping all over your face from her orgasmic convulsing? How about just giving her a moment to gather herself, holding her face and kissing her, telling her how cute she is, asking her if she felt good? Don't you ever wonder how she'd react to that question, how she'd just look away blushing? Then what about going back down on her without warning to her meek protesting? Your hands on her sides, teasing her pussy with your breathing, sucking motions and gentle kisses? Any thoughts on her sobbing you to stop in between her moaning, while she keeps your head in place with her thighs and hands? Do you ever ponder about the renewed intensity of a second orgasm? Or even continuing this pattern again, and again, and again, until she passes out from orgasmic stupor?


how clean are pussies i dont want to get sick or food poisoning


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N-not ever, I'm not some kinda pervert! Cease this line of questioning please!


Healthy girls with well-tended pussies are known to taste of strawberries. Clean and nutritious!


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how can i tell them apart


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You don't even speculate about the repercussions of making her addicted to your oral? How she'd feel herself tighten whenever she catches you licking your lips? Or how she'd instinctively crawl into position as soon as you get intimate? Or how she'd start asking subtle questions about your preference in pubes? How she'd emphasize she's cleaned herself _thoroughly_ right after leaving her bath? Or even reaching the point where she embarrassingly asks you to help her shave her pubic area? Can you imagine how it's like to have a girl leave in your hands the most intimate place in her body?

Nevermind, I guess I'm the only one.


Lay off the eromanga man.


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What has everyone been up to this week besides discussing vaginas?


Sleeping like a log and feeding like a pig
h8 working
h8 writing my thesis


Roasted a pig.


Wondering why my good friend and future brother-in-law hasn't given me any news or regards from her mega hot mega genius mega tall mega domineering older sister.


working and working and working


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Appreciating breasts and going to meetings of the legwear preservation society.


I'm off to bed. All of you should better be grateful that I exist!


Thank you for your hard work.


Slept a lot, watched some anime with anonymous, played video games, and drank.
I am still feeling very depressed in general since like a few weeks ago and I'm waiting for it to go away.
Gonna go to bed soon so I can wake up at an ungodly hour tomorrow for work.
Why are you working on the weekends?!


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Thanks anonymous, we love you and sleep tight.




>Why are you working on the weekends?!
because according to most i should be happy that i make more than most people my age, even if thats at the expense of my time, hobbies, social life and youth


>i should be happy that i make more than most people my age, even if thats at the expense of my time, hobbies, social life and youth
I would kill for a "real" job that actually paid well but that's because my time, hobbies, social life, and youth are all going to waste anyways. I'm sure that's not the case for you though so if it's making you so miserable have you thought about looking for a different job?


all of the jobs doing this have basically the same workload, but its not easy to get a job doing this
its whatever it'll clear up in a while or they'll hire another person to split my workload in half
and you need to just keep looking, eventually you'll find something
or become a truck driver, they make a ton of money lol


>it'll clear up in a while or they'll hire another person to split my workload in half
I'll keep my fingers crossed for you, it sounds like you're having a pretty tough time as it is.
>and you need to just keep looking, eventually you'll find something
Thanks. I'm working two crappy manual labor jobs right now that at least pay a bit more than minimum wage. I've missed a bit of work recently because of late night/early morning panic attacks though so I'm worried about my standing with them.
>become a truck driver, they make a ton of money lol
I have thought about it. I've never driven anything bigger than a large van and I can't drive manual but I could learn.


I just cleaned up over two hundred tabs on my second browser


I never got how people could have that many tabs open, I only ever have a few dozen at max


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I cleaned my room up and ordered some pizza and I feel a little less depressed.
Gonna head to bed now, wish me luck this coming week. Goodnight Samachan.


Being a truck driver sounds fun honestly, i'd do it if i lived in America


I'm not on a toaster lmao
About 130 of those tabs were just backlogged links to novelupdate or other aggregator sites and another 60 were cool trivia wikipedia (or CN equivalent) links so all I had to do was save them and then delete them


you can always play American Truck Simulator


It's long hours sitting on your ass in a truck, you need to get certified, and the pay isn't that good. The only good trucking jobs are local ones.


Mine tastes like dulce de leche. Is that bad?


I have almost eight thousand tabs but my browser still hasn't crashed since I got extra RAM recently. Good thing I have a session manager extension so I can restore them all and continue where I left off when it finally does crash!


The usual flavors are strawberry, cherry, pineapple, raspberry and vanilla ice cream.


Can i bring a friend?


I browse samachan while I'm driving. I've always got friends with me on the road.


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Samaslow day
tell me about your Monday Samachan


My teeth hurt.


The one class I was supposed to have was changed to an online class… I guess I'm staying home modays, wednesdays and fridays.


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Is that good or bad? I took an online class once and didn't like it much honestly.
At least now you can post on Samachan in between your studies!
How come? Make sure to brush them.


I'm allergic to toothpaste so I just gargle isopropanol in the morning instead.


when I grow up I wanna be a racecar driver


Just remembered I have eromanga sensei in my backlog so I'm gonna watch it.


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ive decided its time that society take care of me
i do not want to work
its time to realize my full potential and become NEET


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Get married to a rich arabian oil prince.


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I opened Live on my phone's Firefox over a year ago, and since I never use Firefox it just sat there in the cache.
Kind of neat to see!


It is exactly what you expect but the fanservice was good
Cool me too
I miss live ;_;


>I miss live ;_;
I don't, though I wish the activity transfered over to here. I don't know for a fact but it felt like there were a few people who only used Live


It's been over a year and people still mistake me for an ugly broad.


Not that many people to make a dent in activity. People are just a little more shy here because there's no active users counter, the rules are a little stricter and there's a higher chance of posts lasting longer than one would wish.


The rules arent stricter, it just that they can't get away with posting something blatantly rule breaking before Yuno can see it because threads dont die as quickly


I know for a fact we've lost a couple of good users.


Can they really be called "good users" if they don't use the main boards?


Those are all good reasons but I think another big one is that people make a post and then don't bother to check the site again for a while, whereas on live you would know immediately when and if someone replied to you just by having the tab open. It's harder to have a back and forth conversation like that unless a bunch of people are constantly f5ing.
I don't think it's fair to attribute the lack of activity solely on there being less blatant trolling. There were plenty of times on live where people would have long, active conversations and it was completely civil.
Ehh? That is a shame. I know some of the older trips either post anonymously now or not nearly as much.


Stop writing essays about meta garbage and watch more anime.


Like who?




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If they left because of Live closing, they weren't "good" or "users"


Enable JS, hit the auto update button at the bottom and leave the tab open


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>watch more anime
make me, nerd


There was this guy I used to have some nice talks with about history, role playing games and anime. Stuff could get really long-winded at times and I'd be lying if I said our talks wouldn't escalate into fights on occasion, but deep down I know we both respected each other. At least enough that he promised me the hand of his older sister in marriage.


that guy is GM-san and he is still around


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>Enable JS


Explain then how this "GM-san" goes from setting me up with his sexy genius ravishingly aloof older sister to blatantly ignoring me whenever I greet him?


There were like three or four of those guys other than the one who had a sister.
I know because I was one of them.


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Yeah but you never offered me your sister's hand in marriage so you're not really that good a poster.


ehehe probing


My sister belongs to me sorry.


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I do this, but the threads don't seem to actually update when the posts are made. I have better luck f5ing the front page every few minutes.
Probably has something to do with discussion being spread out over many threads too. But it's whatever, Samachan is still my favorite place to be online so it's all good. Everyone remember to do your best to post more though!


Yeah well I never rally wanted your sister anyways. I bet she's not as stupidly successful nor even has a domineering nature to her like my betrothed does.


She's finishing her JD at Cornell next week but you're right she's not domineering or anything. She's kind of small and meek really.


>She's kind of small and meek really.
Oh tell me more about your sister anonymous


she's yuyu


Like I said she belongs to me gold digger.


I'm not small though.
And why do you think I'm meek?!


pretty sure he's above average


yuyu is ultra-meek


Meek as in yamato nadeshiko or meek as in yandere?


Or rather, meek as in Morikubo Nono or meek as in Sakuma Mayu?

Please reply, this is important.


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Am not!
I'll win over anonymous' adorable little sister with my rugged good looks, bravery, and outstanding charisma!



He said she was in college!


make an imas thread



No, everyone wil know it's me.


Meek as in she doesn't really care what anyone around her is doing and when she's not working or playing games she just sort of lies around like a dull old dog and stares at the wall or sleeps.


You'd probably still get arrested for talking to her creep.


I thought she's tall like 5ft11


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What have you got to be scared about on a website run by some dumb Christmas Cake who cant even code?


so what


My viginity


I think you're thinking of someone else. My sister is like 4' something, she hasn't told me or let me measure since we were in middle school.


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I'm not a creep!
You all have a warped perception of me…


I can assure you that will always be safe


That's chinanon's high class exclusive sex bomb intellectual older sister.


uwoah a loli sized imouto


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>My sister is like 4' something
So uh
Does she have a thing for stoic and handsome anime nerds?


Yeah well you got excited when you read >>19610 so you are.


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>stoic and handsome
This guy actually described himself as that…




Liking short girls is not creepy! It's pretty normal!


is she a garden gnome or a pet




People say this kind fetish crap and then get weirded out just because I want to worship a tall girl's legs.


If you're american it's not. You're supposed to be into WNBA-sized supermodels you fucking creeper.


If you are tall enough everyone is a short girl.


Yeah I'm trying to be polite and keeping threads with actual substance at the top but having to sage and then having to tab back into the thread is a little annoying.

What's your job?


if you are short enough everyone is a tall girl


lets be honest, you don't like "short" girls you like "little" girls


I work in IT doing bullshit work
And yeah nokosage would improve this thread 100%, I want to sage it but also fuck hitting the back arrow every post


It's common knowledge have you not read my posts
Now this guy is a real weirdo
>WNBA-sized supermodels
Heck no. "beauty model" kind of girls are not cute at all
T-those mean the same thing! Being into petite girls is totally normal!


Imagine a lazy old basset hound who's also a trained civil litigator who can get your house condemned if you don't let her sleep on your couch.


if we hit 20k /z/ posts today i will code nokosage myself and send it to yuno


See she sounds adorable


you're only into small girls because youre a pedo and you need to compensate for your small penis


>if you don't let her sleep on your couch
Is this a euphemism for sex


What part of "mine" don't you understand you predator?


yuyu likes girls with dicks


sounds like a cute romcom between a poor human male and a doggirl bitch


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I just want a girl who exhumes natural charisma.

And is also super hot. Maybe as tall or taller than me. Needs to know how to have a good conversation. Possibly versed in many subjects, or at least with in-depth knowledge of one interesting subject, like history. Needs to know how to dress like a lady. Pretty eyes is a must.


No, she sleeps like 20 hours a day on weekends.


and what are you, a stinky NEET virgin samachanner going to give her in return


Extremely rude what the heck!
I cannot change what I like and leave my penis out of this please!
Incest is wrong anonymous
That is hurtful!
This is just slander now.


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Having said that, I'll now dump some pretty pictures.


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Thank god for Denpa Yunyun.


wrong, that's libel, moron


Wow, he admitted it…


Do it somewhere else, we are having a conversation here.


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Thank god for denpa yunyun.


Anyways Samachan I wish I was a beautiful 10/10 bishoujo with a dynamite body, great personality, nice silky black hair, beautiful idol looking face, and a massive girthy 15 inch futa dick.


No no no no no I admitted to liking small girls which is totally normal and there is nothing wrong with that!


Pedo pedo pedo


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Is it really that distracting? It's just a couple of images inbetween your posts…

Also we need to sprinkle some eye candy in this thread to distract Yuno so past tragedies don't happen again.


How many inches?


That's more normal than that yuyu guy at least.



about 7.5


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Would you let me be your boyfriend if your wish came true?


No keep going, Yuno wanted these threads to replace live so keep it up
I want to relive those glorious days!!!


I think pictures are fine but please don't dump in the blog thread.


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Ok sorry, I'll stop.


Only if you were a girl too.


Shut up shut up shut up I am not
Oh no we are not going down this road again
You all are the strange ones here!


I hated that about live that's why I never posted there.


ehhh no I'd get a girlfriend and split her open with my hyper weapon obviously…


You hated image dumping on an imageboard?


Hehe I just identified you with other posts you've made in the past.


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So you mean I'd be your… Girlfriend?!


Sounds painful


if the pedophile lolicon boot fits, it fits

and you're a perfect cinderella buddy


is this from a mobile game


This is a good dream.


yeah, azur lane


Meguca boards are basically just ICQ with inline image expansion.


Well yeah, but you could say that for the imageboard format entirely if you remove specific threads


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I just want a girl who exudes natural cuteness.

And is also super adorable. Shorter than me or preferably under 5'. Needs to know how to give a good hug. Possibly versed in many subjects, or at least with in-depth knowledge of one interesting subject, like cosplay. Needs to know how to dress in cute girly clothes. Small chest is a must.


figures, all the fat titty bitches are from kusomobage these days


I wonder how many users are looking at the site right now. I bet there's at least three!


i like textboard/BBS but they are pretty much dead


You mean the home page, or in this thread? I'd wager 4 to 5 people.


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You know what I think
I think you're just trying to rile me up


why would she pick you, especially with your "musts" when she can get someone who doesnt post on this website and showers regularly


If live was a live textboard do you think it would've avoided its fate?


are you a 5' dwarf?


It would be the exact same thing except without any images attached to posts.


Probably not. It didn't have much to do with the images.


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Kusomobage is the way forward for humanity


based on yuno's reasoning, probably not


I feel like its been so long that all I remember was the blatant rulebreaking, shitposting and drama


I shower twice a day! And nobody in real life needs to know I post here and hopefully never will.
No I should have said shorter than me BUT preferably under 5'. I just copy pasted the other guys post and changed words so it came out weird. I am average height.


Then go play imas


These are dark days for humanity then


You are only remembering the bad and not the good


I have much better memories of /r/ive than that.


Y'know I never actually read that news post, just the title and decided it was too long to read because why would I ever read the ramblings of a woman
Guess I'll do that now


What's "average" height? I bet you have an "average" penis as well haha


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>Shorter than me or preferably under 5'.
This makes it sound like you're around 5' yourself. Wow, so your cock is 1/8 of your height!


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Imas is more than a mobage


>I shower twice a day
That's pretty bad for your skin and your hair…


Don't do it they're just the ramblings of a woman.


No it isn't.


I have learned my lesson about sharing details about my body on the internet thanks
Well I shower when I come home from work because I get dirt and dust all over me and then usually again before bed for Yuzuko's sake.


pheeew! it reeks of virgin in here


That's why I like my sister. She never says anything except she's hungry or swears at video games.


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Yes it is.



Yeah you should brush your teeth!!!


Put on some deodorant youre stinking the place up


Anonymous stop talking about your adorable successful tiny quirky little sister or I really will develop a crush on her!
This is kinda fun, I understand your actions now anonymous who lusts after chinon's sister


the good of people giving away their anonymity for no reason and letting everyone know how much they want to kill themselves on the daily?


Someone post the unvirgin image


nice this siscon freak just created another monster


im taking this thread to bump limit so someone has to draw a new OP image


Abusing of all the artistic posters huh


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I think I prefer Yakui-san to this Dr. Mario girl…


>people giving away their anonymity for no reason
I don't understand what you mean. There are still trips on the main boards.
>letting everyone know how much they want to kill themselves on the daily?
That's an exaggeration and again people still vent about their issues in the blog threads.


Hey I'm not a monster, I'm just head over heels with a tall, beautiful chinese woman with a double-master's.


artistic more like…

thats low hanging fruit im not gonna do it


He was already a monster


so who is gonna draw the new Mello Yello OP image for the next thread


I like it how you all just get sageing this thread despite all others being dead


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Speaking of girlfriends, having Minami as a girlfriend would be really nice.


Don't worry, my brain auto completed that insult anyways.


i dont mean trips, i mean how people would share way too much about their lives for no reason
im looking at you


I mean I did it too because I kept hoping one of the better ones may be bumped soon


Why is her arm so skinny? She needs to eat more!


Its in good manners, bastardcicle


That's like comparing Tolkien with whatever flavor of the month fantasy crap is popular at the moment.


In my defense most of the things I shared were outright lies. This might be a lie too though.


Tolkien is crap


I for one am glad chinanon told me about his sexy dream girl genius femdom empress older sister.


Who cares


Right? None of the random musumekolle or idolkuso mobagarbage is anywhere near as great as nijiura maids was.


Tolkien is good shut up.


Nice reading comprehension.


KonoSuba is better than Lord of the Rings


You didn't even post there


Nice strawman.


Neither did you.


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I'm not the one claiming anything though.


Its also a slut factory!


There's lots of reasons right now apparently…


This reminds me of the scene kids in high school who used to wear those black t-shirts with skeleton torsos on the front and skinny jeans.


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Well this was fun


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No that's fate/go to the whore house.


my taste > your taste


Like Yuno did?


Gotta head off?


Guys in skinny jeans look so harmless. Like their legs can snap off at any moment. Their weird walking posture doesn't help matters any.


Why is everyone posting in the middle of the day. Is everyone here NEETs.




I'm at work


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Yeah I have to go to my second job ;_;
But I'll do my best at it to become a better man for anonymous' intelligent, shy, petite, cozy, and adorable little sister though!


Are you telling me you aren't? Haha what a loser!


you make me sick




I'm NEET but I thought most of smaachan was workers.


You already have your own sister you bastard.


While you're working two jobs to give her a comfy lifestyle, I'll make sure to comfort her in the bedroom


Sorry, she's not real but ganbatte anyways!


I'm sorry anonymous it's just joke, I will stop. Your sister does sound cute though


So you're here every day and not posting? Fucking lazy NEET bastard


Night classes.

Ah I see. well good luck!


Now I'm gonna work twice as hard to vent out my anger AAAAA


That's the entire point of being a NEET?


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Okay off to work for real now byeee
love ya Samachan


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Congratulations you figured out the secret behind how to make a billion-dollar franchise!


Don't forget the legally gray gambling part!


Can I chop off parts of my brain so I won't have any sexual desire anymore?


Bye bye.


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Imagine having sex with this hottie, getting hitched, knocking her up and keeping a healthy sex life twenty years later!


You could go to law school. That seems to turn people into either hyper ultra perverts or desireless numb potato sacks.


Thanks, but I already had enough imagination with carpet munching anon.


I doubt there's anything healthy about her right now with fat distribution like that.


I'm too stupid to get accepted into a law school.


Well there's also lobotomies. It worked for me at least.


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She's bending over.


Yeah this looks just as bad. I doubt you'd be able to tell she was pregnant till she spontaneously went into labour.


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urgh, idiot



Isn't seiba supposed to be like five feet tall and kinda lanky?


Yeah but shes better as a thick bitch


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No she's supposed to be fap bait.





They have bathrooms for a reason.


Are you in one of those open workplaces where they tore down all the cubicles so everybody could see you were playing doom instead of working


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Ok sorry, I'll post less obscene things, like this picture of you on a date with her and she just told you she lives nearby and her apartment has sound-proof walls so you can listen to all her albums as loud as you like.


Also she's not wearing a bra.


Whoa does she have Iron Monkey? And the Melvins?



Enka is not for to be danced to. Enka is for to stoically stare at the setting sun at the edge of the sea.


It's for walking down a rainy night under neon lights with a cigarette in hand.


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You soured the mood.
The rest of the date is spent having another drink in awkward silence. She gives you a swift good-bye with an awkward handshake and removes your number from her contacts list.


What are those


Yeah sorry lady I'm not interested in going to your house just to listen to the Ramones on a low-fi JVC stereo.


That's ok, but this one is even better.


Music bands.


ahhh i wanna cum…


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Sorry Samachan. finding an open bathroom stall now so I can cum


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Sorry, I prefer girls with attitude and spunk.


You disappoint me.



Reminds me a bit of Take as Needed for Pain by Eyehategod.


Urinals are better for that kind of thing.


I hope you get caught.




He might not get caught in the moment, but proof of the deed will haunt him for the rest of the day.

The smell of cum isn't as easily disguised as most would think.


Just say you had salmon for lunch.


Your semen smells like salmon?


Samachan I'm weak…
I came in the bathroom at my work…


Clean yourself up THOROUGHLY if you wish to avoid greater shame.


Blackened salmon with garlic-herb potatoes, yes.




This post makes me want to kill myself because when I was in high school a girl who I ran track with told me that they just got done installing sound proof walls at her house and if I wanted to come check them out but I got confused and said "Nah sorry I'm not a fan of listening to music loudly" and then went home and watched anime

I forgot about this until a few years ago and now I hate myself


What would reiwa be like?


I took a piss, that should be fine right


Nice. Reminds me of the girl who asked if she could see my dick and I just asked her why and she said never mind.


Showa was summer.
Heisei was autumn.
Reiwa will be winter.


One time this tall blonde girl who occasionally talked to me in class came up to my desk and sat down and started chatting, and while we were chatting she said "You know I heard you can tell a guy's dick size by looking at his feet" and then looked down at my feet and said "You must be huge, holy shit" and I got really uncomfortable


Western society is weird.


That kind of thing happened to me a lot too. Flirting from high school girls tends to sound a lot like sexual harassment for some reason…


I don't think the Samachannel™ is the best place to learn about western civilization


Uh I grew up in Asia.


Rather apt, if considering the Meiji/Taisho era as Spring. I'd say that Autumn started towards the tail end of Showa and Winter already started by the second half of Heisei. We are probably looking towards a new dawn.


Women and non retarded men see it as the ultimate unsubtle signal of "I want you to fuck me hard" but us dense anime harem protag samachanners just take it as sexual harassment and it makes us feel uneasy


She was just throwing sexual innuendo your way and would 100% never follow through with it. She just wanted to see your reaction and you did good. This one chick in high school asked if I wanted to go check clothes and try out stuff together and I told her my siblings were on their way to pick me up to go buy water. I met up with my siblings, bought some water, then went home and played mmo all day.

This happened to me but with a girl in the last year of college but the other way around. I told her every girl so far had been plenty satisfied and she played the role of offended virgin. People suck.


Which part of? Asia is huge and culturally diverse.


Doesn't matter but it's not western society.


East or not East?


I swear it on my honor that I will treat your sister right.


Depends who you ask.




Are the Chinese Westerners to the Japanese?


Did I stutter?


Japanese are westerners to Hawaiians.


Americans are Easterners to Hawaiiand!


By East, I was referring to East Asia(region) not east(of something).


Yeah. It depends who you ask.


But East Asia is west of The USA




Prime Meridian


What's there to explain? Is Poland in Eastern Europe or Central Europe?


Uhh sorry but that doesnt exist


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This is the best Samachan Banner and nothing will prove me wrong


Central. Asian regions aren't as ambiguous as Europe.


Nobody ever talks about Disgaea.


Well, we can start now if you want dude


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I'd like to fuck Etna full force in mouth and pussy


Of course that's always going to be the focal point of discussion on Samachan.


Sex is the only thing worth talking about once you've hit puberty.


I'm too old for that shit.


I thought about sex for half an hour when I was twelve and lost interest.


Urusai kusojiji, verile big dicked males are talking


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I like this manga.


We already moved on from sexual harassment stories in high school and beyond, huh…


Yeah? I don't.


I will never grow tired of hearing about JKs sexually harass young Samachanners.


Yeah? Well I don't like YOU!


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You're lying~


Wow is this you


I go take a shower and everyone goes quiet…


You guys sure get talkative while i am not around


Yeah… they hate me too…


Same here…


Some girls shouted "nice ass" at me when I walking home from practice once.


Samachan I have an actual serious issue I want to tell you about. Please advise.


Lets hear it.


What is it?


I'm here for you, Anonymous.


Do tell, I can least lend an ear


Actually when I think about it I'm usually not.


Must be a pretty big text since he hasn't posted it yet…


He must have royally messed up.


Oh I didn't even notice
Rare toshi sighting


I'll be going to bed now unfortunately. I'll be back tomorrow though.


Well he never wrote anything in the end so he must have solved his problem on his own.


Maybe he just wanted to know we cared


He could have at least told us that then.



Sorry, I got caught up with something at work.
Anyways, my issue is this - Due to an issue a coworker was having with a guy stalking her, she asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend. I of course agreed, because I'm not going to not help out a girl who is getting stalked. My problems only got worse though, because the stalker is someone who is acquainted with their family and her parents don't believe is stalking her. I believe that this person is stalking her, because I've caught him at our workplace before multiple times, and I've seen him before I even agreed to this. So because he's somewhat of a family friend (child of her parent's great friends) she asked me if I could go to a family function that the stalker's parents would be at, so he could hear that she has a boyfriend.

Well, it's 6 months since this all happened, and he's no longer stalking her… but my issue is now that all of our friends, coworkers, and families think we're dating. And I don't think we're dating.
This sounds like anime level bullshit but I'm not lying about this. I don't know how to bring it up because it will be embarrassing if she says "You thought we were actually dating?" and she'll mock me relentlessly about it for months because we're really good friends now and hang out a lot. But I also don't want to continue on doing whatever it is that we're doing and have her think this is a serious relationship when I'm not even sure if we're dating.

Please advise.


Do you want to be dating her or not?


Give her a kabe-don and see what's her reaction.


Simple enough if you have no desire to actually be this girl's boyfriend: "listen, everyone thinks we're dating when we're not and not only is that making me a little uncomfortable, it's actually closing me off to meeting people. on't you think it's time we call this off and tell people we broke up on good terms?"

Did/do you make out? Have sex? How does this arrangement work outside telling everyone you're dating?

Secondly, how sure are you that the guy is actually a stalker and wasn't just getting played by the girl? I don't know how long it took for him to stop stalking her, but it seems to me like he let go much easier than the usual stalker. Could it be that maybe he was just an awkward guy who thought he had a chance but couldn't read the mood (or was being played as conjectured above)?


this thread exploded since the last time i checked


It's all very boring stuff, don't read a single word.


why would i read anyone elses bullshit in a blog thread lol


You've gone on record in the past saying you read every post on samachan.


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didnt read lol


Anonymous no! Calling out a tsundere only makes them angry!


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And angry tsunderes make me horny.


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heres some pussy i found on a japanese website


I woke up 14 hours ago and I'm still at work ;_;


First impressions:

- Nice belly and hips
- Pretty sure this pelvic design can be found on formula 1 cars
- That poor lady needs to go to the hairdresser


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this is another pussy


I like this one better she looks softer


quit looking at porn at work


Angle makes it seem like her boobs are saggy enough they almost reach her navel.

Is she projecting her pelvis forward? Not the bestest look.

She also needs an urgent appointment with a hairdresser.


Ganbare yuyu


Haha what the hell I thought you were going to have gotten into a fight and with the stalker or something by the end of the first paragraph. If you want to fuck her then just ask her out for real. If she doesn't mind everybody thinking she's you're girlfriend then she probably doesn't mind actually being your girlfriend.

Also take into account what >>19889 said especially if you don't really know her that good. Also workplace drama is a lot of bullshit and it might not be worth it just to get into some lady's knickers.


Wow look at them stretch marks.


You can't make me!


shut up you bastard


i'm the one person on this website who can make you do whatever i want lol


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She must have been sitting down for a very long time.


off to bed bye…


very nice


50k posts congratulations samachan


4% me


50% me


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Tadaima Samachan
I'm extra tired and covered in dirt and I have a sunburn and I wanna die
Gonna have a Samadrink
Hair down there is very sexy on the right girl though
Thank you
W-what is that supposed to mean?! I don't know what you are on about.
Very shapely and causing of many perverse thoughts
Goodnight anonymous, sleep well.


I will give myself a pat on the back


Stop playing in the mud, you'll ruin your clothes.


It wasn't playing I was digging very important holes! and I was wearing work clothes obviously…


Are you a grave robber? A necrophile?


Whoaly crap I just ate like ten pounds of shawarma and hummus and brought home another blue barrel of the stuff in the F250. All the local Mediterranean joints are doing cheap-ass buffets all month. What a party.


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No what the heck
But I don't understand your post


A whole barrel of hummus? Do you have enough pita to support that?


I'll just have to make it myself. Wish me luck!


I gave up. I'll just eat it with white bread.


very proud of my website today
now do this everyday


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awww Yuno said something nice about us! What website am I on?
I will do my best


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Will you?


Now that I've already crossed that line, honestly maybe.
I kinda want to get a Nanachi one too


Whoah, yuyu is a furfag?
Yiff in hell dude


Wanting to get a whiff of Nanachi's sweet scent doesn't make you a furfag.


Nanachi doesn't count.
Also dakis are for cuddling and if Nanachi is not on your list of characters you want to cuddle then you should reexamine your list.


>Nanachi doesn't count
You are a furfag. You can't just give exemptions to furshit you want to fuck because of whatever dumb reason you have. Kemono is furry and you are a furfag.

Yes it does


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I'm sorry you feel that way but I cannot help the way I feel


You can be a furry all you want, just don't get it anywhere near me you weirdo


who cares lol
more importantly i dont want to go to work tomorrow
i hate that i get home and it's like "oh you gotta go to work again dumbass lol enjoy"


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No no no furries are weirdos who dress up in suits and have gay sex. I just want to press my body into Nanachi's and inhale deeply. Totally normal.


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>i hate that i get home and it's like "oh you gotta go to work again dumbass lol enjoy"
Yeah I should have gone to sleep pretty much as soon as I got home seeing as I have to wake up again in 7 hours. Shit sucks. At least you get to be indoors where I presume it's air conditioned…


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Goodnight guys


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[s]Everyone's gay for Bridget.
Everyone's a furry for Nanachi.[/s]


He admitted to being a furvert ages ago pal.


This hit five hundred posts real fast, what the fuck?


I really need a Mya-nee in my life.


I'm already married so I wouldn't really sleep with it but I can understand wanting to collect these for the artistic value. High-quality 2WT is really amazing to sleep with nonetheless.


Anons channeled samalive for a few hours it looks like…


I wager that pride will turn into regret later.


Every feeling turns into regret after long enough.


Can we do that again today so I'm not bored out of my mind at work?


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As long as you promise not to masturbate again.


N-never again?


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What?! Of course not, don't be silly!
As long as you ask me for permission, of course.


If you keep posting Fate sluts I will not be able to help myself. They're my only weakness.


ohio queers


Who the hell are you calling a queer


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You have to hold back until I tell you.
It's for your own good.


The ones masturbating at work. You also don't need to sage anymore, the post is at bumplimmit.


Ohio's a horrible place but that's still rude


That truly sounds like something straight out of a manga. Sorry, I don't have any advice.
Happy Ramadan
Texas dudes


Don't tell me what to do!


Ramadan mubarak to too bro those guys really know how to pig out after a whole day of no food and water. All the meat and hummus made me sleep like a tiny little baby and wake up all fat and refreshed ready for another day of doing nothing useful.


Gee whiz man I'd probably go to the dentist for my hurty teeth if the nurses looked like this


I had a dentist that was pretty good-looking and her pushing her boobs on my face felt more awkward than anything.


Yeah but was she a purple hair huge bongers anime girl in her knickers with multicolored syringes and nitrile thigh highs
I've got high standards you know


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This image is inspiring right until the moment I realize I don't have the skill to draw something like what's on the left.



Left is cuter.


Ok I'm getting sick of writing sage. Yuno sucks for not implementing nokosage and she only ever acts when something irritates her enough.


It looks to me like the 2019 image is just his serious drawing, where the 2013 is more of a humorous doodle style
What artist is this?


The thread is at bumplimit anyways, just type noko


Most people begin with a humorous doodle style to conceal their limitations. Artist name's twitter handle is in the file name.


While that's true, the 2013 is still better than a lot of artists. Definitely better than any Samachan artists!


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I want to fuck Kizuna Ai hard on the sink


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I want her to hear her talk lewldly in adorable broken engrish


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Fuck you.


Isn't she voiced by a man with a voice changer or something like all the other vtubers? I know there's that one fox vtuber who doesn't use the voice changer and just sounds like some random ojisan.


That reminds me I downloaded that voice changer software.


Is this some multilayered sabra hummus imperialism joke?


No, she's voiced by an actual girl
There was a stream she did once where she accidently revealed her face
She looks like an above average Japanese girl, basically




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I wanna fuck Yotsuba


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Excellent get.


Become the Virtual Samatuber and spread the name of our guild


Post it I wanna see


With this monumentous occasion, we are only 10k away from challenging anime supremacy on this website forever. LET US TOPPLE THE TYR/A/NNY


Wow, Azuma's style has really evolved over the years.


Who could've guessed he'd Usagi Drop our beloved Yotsuba?


What's the actual bump limit anyways? I feel like the last one kept bumping until like 506 or 507 but everybody might have just been saging also.


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Eto, I mistook Ramadan for a Jewish holiday because I just got up and both Jews and Arabs like hummus.


I'm pretty sure it's 500 but I'm not sure now that I've questioned my own memory.


Its 500 on here and 300 on the other board if I recall correctly. The big question is, how long can we take it until the thread autolocks? 1000 posts?


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Let's find out


It's 500 on both boards


Foreigners' Jewish stereotypes are always interesting to compare. Hummus is mostly a Levantine dish so it's not really associated with Jews in the west since most are Ashkenazim.


Are you Yuno? No? Die


Are you saying only nonyunoe are worthy of living?


Love how we're right back to the rulebreaking


Only Yuno is worthy


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What country you from? If'n you don't mind my asking.


Here's a question for the phenomenologists among you. If I dub the tootisie pop commercials into nihongo and post them on niconico do they become Japanese-related content?


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Do it anyway, sounds like a good idea.
I only posted it because it played in my mind as I read that post.


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Ore wa soy amerikanisch de gozaru.


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I'm an American too, so I'm no "foreigner", boy!


"Original content or content created by westerners relating to Anime, Japanese videogames, or more, is acceptable content. Western culture, clichés, politics, etc., is not."

Its western culture, so probably not. Ultimately everything is up to our sweet ohimesama


Whoa that's weird then. Well, it's a big country. Maybe you live near a lot of Mizrahim or are just exposed more to generic international internet stereotypes than specific local ones? That's interesting.


Though I guess Middle Eastern food is more common among American Jewry these days too anyways with more and cheaper international travel. I live in yuppietown where everybody likes hummus so maybe I just didn't notice.


At least we had one good day before the usual retard noticed.


>usual retard
I resent that, I'm very unusual.


Oh it's you. I thought he was talking about me and was feeling self-conscious.


I'll have you know that I've been called VERY SMART by my mother and 4th grade teachers. (multiple because I got held back once)


So did I but that's because they split our 4th grade into three different classrooms and teachers to get us ready for middle school.


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Thank god for denpa yunyun.


From what I see Ashkenazis like pretend to be Mizrahim for reasons that I wont delve into because I'd be dangerously close to breaking THE RUURS.


Weird, I was in elementary school until 6th grade, then middle school was 7th-9th, and High School was 10-12th. I would have been a very scared child if I was in the 5th grade with 9th graders.


Please refrain from posting such erotic images while I'm trying to work it's, uh, distracting


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uwwah kimi, nihonjin ka?


Is this that one girl from sabagebu


Yknow for as much as you complain about your job you sure do have a lot of free time to look at porn on Samachan


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I was unschooled in 4th grade if'n I recall.
Teachers and students used to bully me alike. One time the class threatened to hold me down and force feed me food I was allergic to just to see what would happen, and the teacher didn't intervene. Another time some kid grabbed my p0n0s in the bathroom, but I have no actual memory of that so I must have repressed it. Teachers did nothing about that either.
I've turned out alright mostly, though.


That's fucked up, holy crap. Did you ever go back to school?


>I've turned out alright mostly, though.

Where do you think you are lol


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Close but no, it's Anastasia from the hit megafranchise The Idolmaster Cinderella Girls.

Thank god for denpa yunyun.


Nosir, I was homeschooled for about a year and then my parents switched to unschooling and let me form my own curriculum.

I mean intelligence wise. Obviously I'm a dreg of society.




I don't really know what you mean but most Israelis and subsequently a lot of Israeli culture are Mizrahi so a lot of people I know who've spent time over there develop Middle Eastern tastes and habits just like any American living in another country does. We can stop talking about it if it tempts you to misbehave though.


Didnt you use to post some screencaps from that show on Live like every thread


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Actually yeah, I have. Never thought of it like that.
I've never gotten a job and have never gone back to school after 4th grade.


What's the threshold between franchise and megafranchise?
How many subways do I need to own to be a megafranchisee


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No that wasn't me.

Thank god for denpa yunyun.


I wonder if GuP watching anonymous ever watched the movie?


Whoah, she's never worked, quit schooling at age 4 AND has big fat NEET tats? You're basically the perfect woman!


Didnt they stream that


Only two horns though. I need at least three to be satisfied.


I interrupted my viewing because /r/ive died. I also stopped watching heavy object for the same reason. Yuno is a murderer.


Homeschool is weird as heck. Do you just leave the kid to play video games all day and make him take the standardized tests when he's the appropriate age?


I would've freakin' loved that.


You gonna do anything about her?


Yuno's got the cops in her back pocket. Nothing he can do.



I'm gonna beg Yuno to bring /r/ive back. I'll dogeza at Yuno's feet, then look up teary eyed and say I'll do anything.


And then she'll slip her pantyhosed feet out of her four-inch heels and use the soles of her feet to push your face into the mud as you make oinking sounds.


Gross no.


It's less misbehaving and more opinions that toe political waters since we're talking about race and culture that isn't Japanese.
Yeah, Israel was what I was getting at.


Damnit… is there really nothing we can do?


If I ever have kids (lol) I'd consider homeschooling them. My school experience is at least partially responsible for me turning out the way I am. And the "special" schools aren't any better.


I want Yuno to slip and her squishy pussy to come landing on me with the full force of her 90lbs body


You could try a court of law…
But Yuno's judge jury and executioner


I'd never have kids but I'd probably just neglect them and leave them to their video games all day if I couldn't send them to study-prison for eight hours a day.


Parents are doing that nowadays and finding out their kids have developmental disabilities because of it.


Whoa that rhymed.


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If I ever have kids I'm going to move deep into the woods in Northern Maine with them and raise them off the land as survivalist types.
I'll also invite my friends and we can start a colonial village, annexing territory of Maine and only being noticed by the time we've grown enough in population and resources to wage guerrilla war against local government.


Stop this lewdness


Yeah that's why I'd send them to mandatory study prison so they could learn their gerunds and multiplication tables and get bullied into being good cogs in the machine. Like I did. It builds character.


What's lewd about kids with developmental disabilities? Fucking sicko.


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Sorry Yuno, but there's a new sheriff in town… and this one actually has a cup size that requires a bra…


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Check out this bitch in permanent heat.


I'm not having kids but I did that for a while. It's okay. A lot of those survivalist types are pretty wacko though always screaming about this and that, it's better to just live alone and maybe catch a deer to cuddle every now and again.


Eventually would she break your cock? I have the feeling that once you start her on sex she just won't want to stop


I guess I shouldn't talk because I'm pretty wacko too and probably annoy them more than they annoy me.


You mean in Northern Maine? Or just in general? If the latter, where, may I ask?
That's also the reason why I said I'd only invite friends, although I suppose I can be wacko at times, too and I'd only be inviting friends out of paranoia.


Theyre probably posting on preppers.org about how this weird dude just spends his time making wood carvings of spiky haired girls and greets everyone with a "nyanpassu"


that would be nonconducive to sexual pleasure as a penile fracture does not allow the member to retain its turgidity


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Could it finally be the dawn of donochan?!


Not Maine but a couple places in the Southwest and Cascadia. My French would probably be better if I was up in New England. I might buy a house up there sometime if I ever get the cash.


No, she just cums very easily so in a simple 30 minute session she'd pass out from exhaustion then spend the rest of the week satisfied unless you decide to push her buttons.


1% battery…
Too busy to read all these posts…
Goodbye friends……….


You aren't busy if you can look at Samachan enough to get to 1% battery


This is the face of the crooked industrialist who runs Gensokyo's local petroleum refinery, polluting the land and diminishing its bounty just to fuel her motorbike.


Bye bye yuyu enjoy working~


Please don't commit battery. I know you're very stressed and on edge but I'm certain you have healthier and more peaceful outlets.


Not that anon but I actually invested in importing RAW doujins back in 2016 so's I'd have 2D to fap to when the bombs dropped and the power went out.
It didn't happen that time, but 2020-2021? Shit's gonna get fucking real.

Ah I see.
I'm born and raised New England and I don't speak any French.
If you do get property here make sure it's in New Hampshire or Maine, pretty much every other State in the region is 1984 Orwell in the legal sense.



#pyu (368)


Preppers are weird. I've got a bug out bag and emergency rations and an arsenal of Soviet surplus materiel to arm my cybernetic army of conquest for when SHTF and stuff but that's just common sense. No need to form a community around it or go on reality shows.


That better not have been at work.


Yeah I'm not really into big city New England but I've enjoyed camping in NH and VT.


It was in the parking lot don't worry.


There's nothing wrong with using my 15 minutes to attend to my throbbing dick.


I wonder if smelling like salty coins and milk can be construed as sexual harassment…


Reality shows are just for the money. I've heard of fellas who applied but got denied because they weren't crazy enough and shit.
Also I can see a community making sense for certain SHTF scenarios. Bundy Ranch turned out well for the numbers that showed up.
Shit tier, Imperial Japanese milsurp or go home.
Arisaka 38 > Kar98 >>> Moist Nugget
Arisaka is a direct upgrade to the Mauser system, and nuggets don't even eject the clip on bolt close. They were worth it when dirt cheap at $100 per nugget but now that they're the price of an Arisaka with a scratched mum they're basically worthless garbage.
If you meant SKS I guess I can get that, though.


Buddy I'm not going to give my robot army hundred year old rifles chambered for obsolete anemic rounds from the nineteenth century. Didn't you watch Lord of War? If you weren't in Ukraine and the Baltics in the early 90s you've got a real disadvantage when SHTF. I'm not some circa-2007 Cabela's bargain bin urchin.


Also I knew a few guys who were at Bundy Ranch. They're still laying low. Turns out the Bundys were shitbags from the get-go and it was a raw deal.


Nuggets are 120 years old, though. Arisakas are 110.


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You ever lie down on the floor because it's nice and cool and hard and just fall asleep and wake up all dusty because you've been sleeping on the floor?


My floors aren't dirty.


When I was a little kid I used to lie down on the floor and grind my dick against it.
It was before I knew what masturbation and sex were and my parents didn't know what to do with me.


I sometimes wish I could do this, but my floor is carpeted and I have cats.


Tadaima Samachan
For now
I have done that before when I lived places with wood floors


Majide tadaima or only on a break inbetween jobs?


I am literally at my house but I really should go and work my other job today at some point.


Then that's not a tadaima and I'm not giving you a okaeri dah-rin'.


However I am feeling like a real piece of garbage right now and also feel powerless to change anything the reasons for that. The repercussions for stewing in my self loathing are going to suck though so I'm gonna have to power through it.


The hell did you do


>The hell did you do
Today? Nothing but wake up and work, why?

I'm just down because I've had some shitty real life things happening that aren't appropriate to bring up here. I had 20 minutes alone in my car with my thoughts and this is just where they ended up.

I guess broadly I'm upset at my inability to control my emotions and that inability has adversely affected me a lot recently.




It's mother's day soon.


What are you getting Yuno


Just wait until this one slides of page 1 and then make one.


Aahhh shit sucks.


Ehhh but I want a new one now


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Aahhh Takane is great.


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I want to lick.


Ah yeah that reminds me Yuno was bugging me to send my 3D folder but I forgot about it and so did she phew.


You just reminded her if she's reading this


The occurred to me as soon as I was done clicking "submit" but it's fine, she'll be too exhausted to care, she probably won't even read this if we make enough posts.


Post it in the 3D thread


I already posted some stuff there, I'll post more when I'm in the mood for it.


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If we sink this thread and make another it is assured that she won't read this thread and jusf go to the new one.


In any case, what is everyone up to in this lazy wednesday?


Wishing I had some nice fat breasts to grope and play with right now. How about you?


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>Wishing I had some nice fat breasts to grope and play with right now
the future is here


Avoiding work and reading porn


But can VR make me feel superior to other, less chesty women?


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>feel superior to other, less chesty women
This needs to end
Flat pride world wide!


Wishing the exact same thing because of your bad influence, studying japanese, just done exercising.


And now I'm gonna watch senko-san. Expect a scathing review in the /a/ thread soon.


Productive day! You deserve some gropable breasts.


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Post the breasts you would like to have


That sounds a little too…


Too what?!
I'm just trying to make conversation…




Well uhm…
You're being too forward…


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Good picture.


Didn't we do this yesterday? I'm having deja vu
I'm not the one talking about wanting to have breasts!


Why is that poor girl chained up


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Because tsundere Alice X overpowering possessive gentle Yuuka is the perfect ship.


I don't know those touhous very well but if they are happy together then I'm happy for them


I started calling my brother "Big Bro" when I was 3 but now that I'm 25 it just feels like we're in the Yakuza. I can't stop calling him that though because its just weird to call him by his name.



I was expecting it to be this and I'm very happy to see that it is. I can't tell which one has it best.


Do the Yakuza call each other big bro?


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very nice


The old guy in one punch man calls his older brother onii-chan so it's okay.


I used to call my older brother and older sisteer the equivalent of onii-chan and onee-chan but I've toned it down the past couple of years.


Everyone's gone silent…


I'm still here
What do you wanna talk about


Let's talk about our crushes~


Actually nevermind I'm having dinner.


Ok I'm back.


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I want to lick.


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I want to lick.


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I want to lick.


I am anonymous and this was my "I want to lick" corner. Tune in next week for the brand-new "I want to insert" corner.



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How about now?


I am not reading all these posts.
At least keep the porn dumps in another thread so i don't have to scroll through them


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I'm sorry, I fell asleep!
It's just as well though that topic is way too embarrassing


That said someone talk with me please I need company


about what?


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I dunno what do you wanna talk about?


Tell me what you did today Samachan


I drank beer and ate some hot dogs today.


Sounds nice, hot dogs are tasty


It was ok.


You skipped work?


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Well if it's okay for you to do that then you should take advantage of it.


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It just means I'll have to do a lot more work tomorrow and friday but I needed the rest


My left forearm really hurts for some reason…


Browsing Samachan makes my left arm hurt too


Please don't masturbate so often.


Why not


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This is, very, very… Very… Nice!…


Looks hard to walk
I don't get the appeal of high heels honestly


Because your arm will hurt if you do.


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It makes the girl taller and helps make the legs look shapely.


Hello Yuno, how fun was your day today?


Hello Yuno, how are you?
Why the face?
>It makes the girl taller
Why would anyone want that


it was long, i worked from basically 5am to 6pm


Because tall girls are hot.


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I disagree but if that's your thing I guess I understand
Isn't wearing high-heels kinda cheating though?


All is fair in love and war and the fact she is actively attempting to get the high ground only makes it hotter.


Imbecile you get all the benefits of a short girl and the temporary benefits of a tall girl if they are in heels.


Imagining a 1m75cm girl wearing 15cm heels…………………………..


Having to lift my feet slightly to kiss her…

Losing balance, getting caught by her…

Whispering in my ear "you're mine now"…


Not that kind of hurt, it's like a pulsing sharpness like I pinched a nerve or something.


It makes her taller so she can demand taller men and taughtens her butt and calves so they look more voluptuous than they are. There's also that "daintiness" of sorts that comes with having difficulty walking.


I'm very strong, do not worry.
Interesting thought
I'm afraid I still don't see the appeal but I understand it a bit more
Anonymous likes that sort of thing huh…


And also I guess for people like >>20233 there's the feeling of her being dominating and strong for being able to walk normal in heels.


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And with these wonderful thoughts, I leave to bed.

Good night.


Goodnight anonymous
Dream of tall sexy girls in heels


I've heard people say it's unattractive to be shorter than a woman wearing heels. So you have to be significantly taller than her for her to look at you.


Uah, sorry for not noticing your post
Practice drawing and play PSO2. a fun, lazy day.


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>a fun, lazy day.
haha fuck you


>Uah, sorry for not noticing your post
Is okay
>Practice drawing and play PSO2. a fun, lazy day.
Sounds nice
The only MMO I could ever get into was Runescape when I was a kid

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