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 No.19270

Samachan is almost 4! What have you accomplished since 2015?

 No.19273

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Since the end of 2015 or since the start of 2015?

 No.19276

>Since the end of 2015 or since the start of 2015?
"nothing" or "nothing"?

 No.19279

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Thank god for denpa yunyun.

 No.19281

i'm working from 5-5 today
ahahahahahaha

 No.19282

>>19281
I worked 4-4 on Wednesday.
Work is mega gay

 No.19283

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Getting hitched I guess

 No.19284

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>What have you accomplished since 2015?

I started drawing anime girls I guess

Also congratulations to the birthday anonymous! I hope you have fun!

 No.19285

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Wow I totally missed on the news Yonekura Kengo is making a comeback this year!

Reading pink sniper all those years ago was a「formative」experience.

 No.19286

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>>19283
I wanna marry an outwardly innocent yet secretly sexually deviant loli tank commander

 No.19293

finally home.

The good news is that i'm calling in sick monday and i dont even care anymore

 No.19294

>>19293
Welcome back, hope you can take it easy and enjoy your long weekend.

 No.19295

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>>19294
i'll probably be forced to do tons of shit i dont wanna do!!!!!!! like usual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.19296

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>>19295
D-don't cry Yuno! It's gonna be OK, you can do it!
Jokes aside you sound like you're being pretty overworked so I do hope you find time to do something fun. I'm always up for playing TF2 or something.

 No.19297

>>19295
sounds like rape

 No.19298

sure your employers for パワハラ

 No.19299

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if people on samachan drew we could draw together

 No.19300

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>>19299
I have no artistic talent I'm afraid

 No.19301

>>19300
i didnt say "drew well"

 No.19302

>>19301
I mean, I'd try it. Wouldn't be pretty though especially since all I have is a mouse, but honestly I'm far more dexterous with that than with a pencil.

 No.19309

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I used to draw comics and stuff that were pretty good but that was like ten years ago and I haven't held a pencil since like 2014. In fact I haven't done anything except eat and sleep and shit since like 2014. NEET life is the best!

 No.19312

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Goodnight Samachan, love ya

 No.19313

>>19312
bad picture

 No.19318

>>19309
Why'd you stop? Did it cease to be fun?

 No.19323

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>>19284
A late thank you!
I took a while to notice since my post was in a different thread.

 No.19324

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>>19318
Who knows.

 No.19331

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>>19309
You don't pee?
Are you a cockroach?

 No.19334

>>19331
I have a cloaca. I can't really tell the difference.

 No.19335

>I haven't done anything except eat and sleep and shit since like 2014.
NEET life is so great
my one wish in life is to be a NEET

 No.19355

>>19313
H-how come? I like that picture…
>>19334
Birds browse Samachan too?! Amazing.

 No.19356

Does anyone wanna do anything together?
I feel I am wasting my saturday and am kinda sad

 No.19357

>>19309
post some of your comics

>>19356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9PFVo1FEwU

tell me your thoughts on this with 500 or more words

 No.19358

>>19356
We could watch GHOST HOUND in a hour and 15 minutes

 No.19359

>>19358
Sure! Just make another post when you're ready

 No.19360

>>19359
oi, where's your fucking essay faggot

 No.19361

>>19360
I'm writing it but 500 words is a lot!
I actually am too I am that bored

 No.19362

>>19360
>the body was too long
YUNOOOOO

 No.19363

>>19362
>>19361
Split it into two posts, double the content

 No.19364

>>19357
500 words?! It's like I'm in school again… but it's not like I have anything better to do. Sorry that this isn't really an essay, it's just me rambling a bunch.
Well at first I was just gonna comment on the music but I did find a version with English subtitles so I can actually understand the lyrics. I quite like whatever vocal effect they used on the voices, and it sounds especially nice when the both of them are singing at once. I also have a soft spot for upbeat sounding songs that tell a creepy story. It's pretty catchy too, the bit where the little spaceman guy plays his solo on the piano is cute and the melody got stuck in my head a little. Seems like this was pretty popular from what my dumb gaijin self could gather so I doubt I really have anything new to say about it but I'll try to interpret it I guess. The visualization was neat too and the little traffic cone and sign sprites reminded me of Yume Nikki for some reason. I think the lack of explanation in the song about whatever tunnel they went into makes it all the more interesting. I also like the part near the end where the female voice repeats the same line over and over again because it kinda drives home how scared she was. But why did the wall cut off his finger in the first place? Why do frogs croaking make them panic? Why did he dissolve when he fell into the hole? Lots of questions. Also the fact that the tunnel was warm stuck out to me because usually an underground tunnel would be pretty cool compared to the surrounding area. The whole thing kinda reminds me of a Junji Ito story or something.

 No.19365

>>19364
The subs I had also make it sound like the female voice didn't want to follow the boy into the tunnel but he kinda made her, so I wonder if there's something to that. It's a bit rude but then again I too would want company if I were to go investigate a tunnel that ate my finger. He seems awfully nonchalant about losing his finger too, they make it sound like he immediately went back to investigate but this guy really ought to be in the hospital! Pretty brave dude too. Also, why the heck is it translated as "Lamprey Hole" anyways? Is that accurate? Lampreys are pretty creepy to be fair but I don't get it. Maybe the tunnel is actually some kind of weird monster which is why it was warm and smelled weird and that's why the boy got dissolved when he fell into the hole; the hole was actually its stomach! The fact that people only bothered to put up warning signs after the fact is curious too, and I wonder if there's some symbolism I'm missing with the traffic cone and the sign being there, because if it's so dangerous it doesn't make sense for that to be the only thing anyone puts up. Aside from the creepy mountain monster theory I don't have any other genius interpretations but I think I've hit 500 words by now so mission complete!

 No.19366

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>>19363
T-there
Now why exactly did you want me to do this?

 No.19368

>>19364
>>19365
good work

>>19366
well it helped you pass the time didnt it

 No.19369

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>>19364
>>19365
You completed the word requirement but I didn't read any of it because you forgot to format it. D+

 No.19370

>>19368
>good work
Thank you
>well it helped you pass the time didnt it
I suppose it did and I found a cool song too
>>19369
The heck, you aren't my teacher!

 No.19371

>>19370
You've had more than thirty teachers. How would you know I'm not?

 No.19372

>>19370
if you really want to pass the time you can be a samamissionary and spread the good word of Samachan

 No.19373

>>19371
I don't think any of my teachers would ever use Samachan
Maybe my high school chemistry teacher, he was cool. He's the guy that taught me and some classmates D&D

 No.19374

>>19372
Make some Samachan T-shirts so that next time anonymous has a birthday he can get one of those instead of the one you didn't like

 No.19375

>>19373
People change over the years I like samachan now. I remember the way you lusted after me when I wore skirts though so it's a bit scary knowing you're here.

 No.19376

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>>19375
I've never had a thing for any of my teachers! They were all too old!
I had a therapist once who was pretty cute though

 No.19377

I know what I know.

 No.19378

>>19374
I dont want to make Samachan a product, I want to make it a place of fun

 No.19379

but maybe making some shirts and giving them away could be cool

 No.19380

>>19377
You don't know me!
>>19378
It's just joke. I know it's dumb but I'd be afraid to tell people about Samachan because they'd figure out who I was and then hate me and I value having a place online where I can be unfiltered. And half the people I talk to use this site anyways so…

 No.19381

I might wear a SamaShirt to a con or something though

 No.19382

I'd wear a samachan T-shirt but I haven't gone out in sixteen months so nobody would see it.

 No.19383

sell samachan.org on ebay

 No.19384

>>19372
Pastor samachan

 No.19385

>>19359
Let's do it

 No.19386

>>19383
starting the bid at $5.00, $15.00 buy it now

 No.19387

Oh no, is telling me the channel doesn't exist

 No.19388

>>19384
Can I be the friar
I don't know what they do but I always wanted to be one because the word is cool

 No.19391

What fucking bullshit is this? Why did firefox suddenly auto-disable all my extensions? I'm way past version 57 and already went through all that bullshit at the time.

 No.19392

>>19391
Mozilla shat the bed again. Why are you still using vanilla firefox anyways since they dropped XUL extensions?

 No.19393

>>19392
Too used to firefox and using too many extensions to bother finding alternatives in alternative browsers, but I just read that the whole change in extensions is even worse than I thought because firefox is constantly pinging your browser to make sure your extensions are all good, like some always-online DRM crap. I might change browsers at last.

 No.19394

>>19391
I know, it's very annoying. It interrupted my stream with anonymous!

 No.19395

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And I can tell that's what happens because this happened mid browsing session. Here I am with a billion privacy extensions and these peeping tom sons of bitches have been gathering telemetry data.

I'm not browsing anywhere besides samachan until this is fixed, which is no solace because even samachan leaves cookies in my browser.

 No.19396

>>19393
No, I mean there are plenty of forks like seamonkey and palemoon/basilisk and icecat that retain the features of firefox without Mozilla's bullshit and a lot of them keep XUL extension compatibility too. Gecko-based browsers are still the least bad around but that's no reason to keep sucking the fiery orange cock.

 No.19397

>>19396
I remember reading about those forks. I know palemoon is maintained by shady people and the consensus on the others seemed to be that they had too little contributors to keep them bug free. I don't know what other browser to go to, honestly. I remember reading that chromium isn't the same thing as google's browser but I dunno.

 No.19398

>>19397
If by shady you mean a an autistic savant furfag who's made a life project out of modernizing and maintaining a browser with a self-deprecating codebase and a dinosaur UI then yeah. The others have other goals like removing proprietary code and branding or maintaining really old features but they're pretty much all better than firefox too, and a lot of them integrate mozilla code from upstream anyways. There really hasn't been any good reason to keep using mainline firefox for a good five years at least.

Keep in mind your problem today is itself a bug from Mozilla.

 No.19399

>>19395
the only cookies samachan has shouldn't track you
feel free to delete and block them though, I think its only for settings anyway

https://storage.googleapis.com/moz-fx-normandy-prod-addons/extensions/hotfix-update-xpi-intermediate%40mozilla.com-1.0.2-signed.xpi

add that and it should fix it

 No.19400

>>19395
you can temporarily load add-ons through about:debugging

 No.19401

>>19391
>>19392
>>19393
>>19395
Go to about:config, search in the top bar xpinstall.signatures.required and click it to False
Mozilla fucked up is all

 No.19407

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>>19388
They vow to only eat fried foods.

 No.19408

>>19407
this guy is so weird, why does some of the promotional material for him call him "Prophet"

 No.19409

>>19408
He looks like one of those culty new age protestant preachers.

 No.19413

>>19408
It's pretty strange. The idea of some old religious lady looking up their favorite pastor and accidentally coming to this website amuses me.

 No.19437

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You guys ever look at a picture and think "wow I bet pussy tastes delicious, I could spend hours giving her head"?

 No.19438

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>>19437
No of course not, not once in my life have I ever had such a perverse thought

 No.19439

>>19437
I do now.

 No.19440

>>19437
nah lol

 No.19441

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>>19438
Really? You never wonder about making out with a girl, trading kisses and caresses then laying her down in bed? Then slipping off the shoulder straps of her dress and puling it down just below her chest, exposing her breasts? Not even a single thought about holding them, gently suckling, licking, nibbling and pressing your lips against her nipples? Or then lifting up her skirt and fondling her pussy through her panties? Interrupting a sudden uncontrollable moan of hers with a deep kiss? Or maybe then trailing your way from her mouth to her pussy with kisses all over sensitive areas of her body like her neck, shoulder, nipple, underboob, navel, mons pubis and inner thigh? Removing her panties and lovingly pressing your face against her bare, wet pussy? Licking it clean with your tongue, mixing your saliva with her juices? Carefully teasing her sensitive clit, keeping her exposed by holding her spasming thighs in place? Not a thought about her crotch bumping all over your face from her orgasmic convulsing? How about just giving her a moment to gather herself, holding her face and kissing her, telling her how cute she is, asking her if she felt good? Don't you ever wonder how she'd react to that question, how she'd just look away blushing? Then what about going back down on her without warning to her meek protesting? Your hands on her sides, teasing her pussy with your breathing, sucking motions and gentle kisses? Any thoughts on her sobbing you to stop in between her moaning, while she keeps your head in place with her thighs and hands? Do you ever ponder about the renewed intensity of a second orgasm? Or even continuing this pattern again, and again, and again, until she passes out from orgasmic stupor?

 No.19442

how clean are pussies i dont want to get sick or food poisoning

 No.19443

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>>19441
N-not ever, I'm not some kinda pervert! Cease this line of questioning please!

 No.19444

>>19442
Healthy girls with well-tended pussies are known to taste of strawberries. Clean and nutritious!

 No.19445

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 No.19446

>>19444
how can i tell them apart

 No.19447

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>>19443
You don't even speculate about the repercussions of making her addicted to your oral? How she'd feel herself tighten whenever she catches you licking your lips? Or how she'd instinctively crawl into position as soon as you get intimate? Or how she'd start asking subtle questions about your preference in pubes? How she'd emphasize she's cleaned herself _thoroughly_ right after leaving her bath? Or even reaching the point where she embarrassingly asks you to help her shave her pubic area? Can you imagine how it's like to have a girl leave in your hands the most intimate place in her body?

Nevermind, I guess I'm the only one.

 No.19448

>>19441
>>19447
Lay off the eromanga man.

 No.19449

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>>19448
Never.

 No.19450

What has everyone been up to this week besides discussing vaginas?

 No.19452

>>19450
Sleeping like a log and feeding like a pig
h8 working
h8 writing my thesis

 No.19453

>>19450
Roasted a pig.

 No.19454

>>19450
Wondering why my good friend and future brother-in-law hasn't given me any news or regards from her mega hot mega genius mega tall mega domineering older sister.

 No.19455

>>19450
working and working and working

 No.19456

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>>19450
Appreciating breasts and going to meetings of the legwear preservation society.

 No.19462

I'm off to bed. All of you should better be grateful that I exist!

 No.19463

>>19462
Thank you for your hard work.

 No.19464

>>19450
Slept a lot, watched some anime with anonymous, played video games, and drank.
I am still feeling very depressed in general since like a few weeks ago and I'm waiting for it to go away.
Gonna go to bed soon so I can wake up at an ungodly hour tomorrow for work.
>>19455
Why are you working on the weekends?!

 No.19465

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>>19462
Thanks anonymous, we love you and sleep tight.

 No.19466

>>19462
otsukaresamadeshita

 No.19467

>>19464
>Why are you working on the weekends?!
because according to most i should be happy that i make more than most people my age, even if thats at the expense of my time, hobbies, social life and youth

 No.19468

>>19467
>i should be happy that i make more than most people my age, even if thats at the expense of my time, hobbies, social life and youth
I would kill for a "real" job that actually paid well but that's because my time, hobbies, social life, and youth are all going to waste anyways. I'm sure that's not the case for you though so if it's making you so miserable have you thought about looking for a different job?

 No.19469

>>19468
all of the jobs doing this have basically the same workload, but its not easy to get a job doing this
its whatever it'll clear up in a while or they'll hire another person to split my workload in half
and you need to just keep looking, eventually you'll find something
or become a truck driver, they make a ton of money lol

 No.19470

>>19469
>it'll clear up in a while or they'll hire another person to split my workload in half
I'll keep my fingers crossed for you, it sounds like you're having a pretty tough time as it is.
>and you need to just keep looking, eventually you'll find something
Thanks. I'm working two crappy manual labor jobs right now that at least pay a bit more than minimum wage. I've missed a bit of work recently because of late night/early morning panic attacks though so I'm worried about my standing with them.
>become a truck driver, they make a ton of money lol
I have thought about it. I've never driven anything bigger than a large van and I can't drive manual but I could learn.

 No.19479

I just cleaned up over two hundred tabs on my second browser

 No.19481

>>19479
I never got how people could have that many tabs open, I only ever have a few dozen at max

 No.19482

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I cleaned my room up and ordered some pizza and I feel a little less depressed.
Gonna head to bed now, wish me luck this coming week. Goodnight Samachan.

 No.19483

Being a truck driver sounds fun honestly, i'd do it if i lived in America

 No.19484

>>19481
I'm not on a toaster lmao
About 130 of those tabs were just backlogged links to novelupdate or other aggregator sites and another 60 were cool trivia wikipedia (or CN equivalent) links so all I had to do was save them and then delete them

 No.19485

>>19483
you can always play American Truck Simulator

 No.19486

>>19483
It's long hours sitting on your ass in a truck, you need to get certified, and the pay isn't that good. The only good trucking jobs are local ones.

 No.19489

>>19444
Mine tastes like dulce de leche. Is that bad?

 No.19491

>>19479
I have almost eight thousand tabs but my browser still hasn't crashed since I got extra RAM recently. Good thing I have a session manager extension so I can restore them all and continue where I left off when it finally does crash!

 No.19493

>>19489
The usual flavors are strawberry, cherry, pineapple, raspberry and vanilla ice cream.

 No.19495

>>19486
Can i bring a friend?

 No.19498

>>19495
I browse samachan while I'm driving. I've always got friends with me on the road.

 No.19532

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Samaslow day
tell me about your Monday Samachan

 No.19533

My teeth hurt.

 No.19534

>>19532
The one class I was supposed to have was changed to an online class… I guess I'm staying home modays, wednesdays and fridays.

 No.19535

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>>19534
Is that good or bad? I took an online class once and didn't like it much honestly.
At least now you can post on Samachan in between your studies!
>>19533
How come? Make sure to brush them.

 No.19537

>>19535
I'm allergic to toothpaste so I just gargle isopropanol in the morning instead.

 No.19538

when I grow up I wanna be a racecar driver

 No.19539

Just remembered I have eromanga sensei in my backlog so I'm gonna watch it.

 No.19540

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ive decided its time that society take care of me
i do not want to work
its time to realize my full potential and become NEET

 No.19543

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>>19540
Get married to a rich arabian oil prince.

 No.19544

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I opened Live on my phone's Firefox over a year ago, and since I never use Firefox it just sat there in the cache.
Kind of neat to see!

 No.19545

>>19539
It is exactly what you expect but the fanservice was good
>>19540
Cool me too
>>19544
I miss live ;_;

 No.19546

>>19545
>I miss live ;_;
I don't, though I wish the activity transfered over to here. I don't know for a fact but it felt like there were a few people who only used Live

 No.19547

>>19544
Wow.
It's been over a year and people still mistake me for an ugly broad.

 No.19550

>>19546
Not that many people to make a dent in activity. People are just a little more shy here because there's no active users counter, the rules are a little stricter and there's a higher chance of posts lasting longer than one would wish.

 No.19551

>>19550
The rules arent stricter, it just that they can't get away with posting something blatantly rule breaking before Yuno can see it because threads dont die as quickly

 No.19554

>>19550
I know for a fact we've lost a couple of good users.

 No.19555

>>19554
Can they really be called "good users" if they don't use the main boards?

 No.19556

>>19550
Those are all good reasons but I think another big one is that people make a post and then don't bother to check the site again for a while, whereas on live you would know immediately when and if someone replied to you just by having the tab open. It's harder to have a back and forth conversation like that unless a bunch of people are constantly f5ing.
>>19551
I don't think it's fair to attribute the lack of activity solely on there being less blatant trolling. There were plenty of times on live where people would have long, active conversations and it was completely civil.
>>19554
Ehh? That is a shame. I know some of the older trips either post anonymously now or not nearly as much.

 No.19560

Stop writing essays about meta garbage and watch more anime.

 No.19561

>>19554
Like who?

 No.19563

Me!

 No.19565

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>>19554
If they left because of Live closing, they weren't "good" or "users"

 No.19566

>>19556
Enable JS, hit the auto update button at the bottom and leave the tab open

 No.19567

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>>19560
>watch more anime
make me, nerd

 No.19568

>>19561
There was this guy I used to have some nice talks with about history, role playing games and anime. Stuff could get really long-winded at times and I'd be lying if I said our talks wouldn't escalate into fights on occasion, but deep down I know we both respected each other. At least enough that he promised me the hand of his older sister in marriage.

 No.19569

that guy is GM-san and he is still around

 No.19570

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>>19566
>Enable JS

 No.19571

>>19569
Explain then how this "GM-san" goes from setting me up with his sexy genius ravishingly aloof older sister to blatantly ignoring me whenever I greet him?

 No.19572

>>19568
There were like three or four of those guys other than the one who had a sister.
I know because I was one of them.

 No.19574

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 No.19575

>>19572
Yeah but you never offered me your sister's hand in marriage so you're not really that good a poster.

 No.19576

>>19544
ehehe probing

 No.19577

>>19575
My sister belongs to me sorry.

 No.19578

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>>19566
I do this, but the threads don't seem to actually update when the posts are made. I have better luck f5ing the front page every few minutes.
Probably has something to do with discussion being spread out over many threads too. But it's whatever, Samachan is still my favorite place to be online so it's all good. Everyone remember to do your best to post more though!

 No.19580

>>19577
Yeah well I never rally wanted your sister anyways. I bet she's not as stupidly successful nor even has a domineering nature to her like my betrothed does.

 No.19582

>>19580
She's finishing her JD at Cornell next week but you're right she's not domineering or anything. She's kind of small and meek really.

 No.19585

>>19582
>She's kind of small and meek really.
Oh tell me more about your sister anonymous

 No.19586

she's yuyu

 No.19588

>>19585
Like I said she belongs to me gold digger.

 No.19589

>>19586
I'm not small though.
And why do you think I'm meek?!

 No.19590

>>19588
pretty sure he's above average

 No.19591

yuyu is ultra-meek

 No.19592

>>19582
Meek as in yamato nadeshiko or meek as in yandere?

 No.19593

>>19592
Or rather, meek as in Morikubo Nono or meek as in Sakuma Mayu?

Please reply, this is important.

 No.19594

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>>19591
Am not!
I'll win over anonymous' adorable little sister with my rugged good looks, bravery, and outstanding charisma!

 No.19595


 No.19596

>>19595
He said she was in college!

 No.19599

>>19593
make an imas thread

 No.19601


 No.19602

>>19599
No, everyone wil know it's me.

 No.19603

>>19592
Meek as in she doesn't really care what anyone around her is doing and when she's not working or playing games she just sort of lies around like a dull old dog and stares at the wall or sleeps.

 No.19605

>>19596
You'd probably still get arrested for talking to her creep.

 No.19606

>>19582
I thought she's tall like 5ft11

 No.19607

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>>19570
What have you got to be scared about on a website run by some dumb Christmas Cake who cant even code?

 No.19608

>>19602
so what

 No.19609

>>19607
My viginity

 No.19610

>>19606
I think you're thinking of someone else. My sister is like 4' something, she hasn't told me or let me measure since we were in middle school.

 No.19611

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>>19605
I'm not a creep!
You all have a warped perception of me…

 No.19612

>>19609
I can assure you that will always be safe

 No.19613

>>19606
That's chinanon's high class exclusive sex bomb intellectual older sister.

 No.19614

>>19610
uwoah a loli sized imouto

 No.19615

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>>19610
>My sister is like 4' something
So uh
Does she have a thing for stoic and handsome anime nerds?

 No.19616

>>19611
Yeah well you got excited when you read >>19610 so you are.

 No.19617

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>>19615
>stoic and handsome
This guy actually described himself as that…

 No.19618

See?

 No.19619

>>19616
Liking short girls is not creepy! It's pretty normal!

 No.19620

>>19610
is she a garden gnome or a pet

 No.19621

IM AT WORK AND POSTING ON SAMA AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME AHAHAHHAHAHA

 No.19622

>>19619
People say this kind fetish crap and then get weirded out just because I want to worship a tall girl's legs.

 No.19623

>>19619
If you're american it's not. You're supposed to be into WNBA-sized supermodels you fucking creeper.

 No.19624

If you are tall enough everyone is a short girl.

 No.19625

>>19621
Yeah I'm trying to be polite and keeping threads with actual substance at the top but having to sage and then having to tab back into the thread is a little annoying.

What's your job?

 No.19626

if you are short enough everyone is a tall girl

 No.19627

>>19619
lets be honest, you don't like "short" girls you like "little" girls

 No.19628

>>19625
I work in IT doing bullshit work
And yeah nokosage would improve this thread 100%, I want to sage it but also fuck hitting the back arrow every post

 No.19629

>>19617
It's common knowledge have you not read my posts
>>19622
uwah
Now this guy is a real weirdo
>>19623
>WNBA-sized supermodels
Heck no. "beauty model" kind of girls are not cute at all
>>19627
T-those mean the same thing! Being into petite girls is totally normal!

 No.19630

>>19620
Imagine a lazy old basset hound who's also a trained civil litigator who can get your house condemned if you don't let her sleep on your couch.

 No.19631

if we hit 20k /z/ posts today i will code nokosage myself and send it to yuno

 No.19632

>>19630
See she sounds adorable

 No.19633

>>19629
you're only into small girls because youre a pedo and you need to compensate for your small penis

 No.19634

>>19630
>if you don't let her sleep on your couch
Is this a euphemism for sex

 No.19635

>>19632
What part of "mine" don't you understand you predator?

 No.19636

yuyu likes girls with dicks

 No.19637

>>19630
sounds like a cute romcom between a poor human male and a doggirl bitch

 No.19638

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I just want a girl who exhumes natural charisma.

And is also super hot. Maybe as tall or taller than me. Needs to know how to have a good conversation. Possibly versed in many subjects, or at least with in-depth knowledge of one interesting subject, like history. Needs to know how to dress like a lady. Pretty eyes is a must.

 No.19639

>>19634
No, she sleeps like 20 hours a day on weekends.

 No.19640

>>19638
and what are you, a stinky NEET virgin samachanner going to give her in return

 No.19641

>>19633
Extremely rude what the heck!
I cannot change what I like and leave my penis out of this please!
>>19635
Incest is wrong anonymous
>predator
That is hurtful!
>>19636
This is just slander now.

 No.19642

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Having said that, I'll now dump some pretty pictures.

 No.19643

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Thank god for Denpa Yunyun.

 No.19644

>>19641
wrong, that's libel, moron

 No.19645

Wow, he admitted it…

 No.19646

>>19642
Do it somewhere else, we are having a conversation here.

 No.19647

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Thank god for denpa yunyun.

 No.19648

Anyways Samachan I wish I was a beautiful 10/10 bishoujo with a dynamite body, great personality, nice silky black hair, beautiful idol looking face, and a massive girthy 15 inch futa dick.

 No.19649

>>19645
No no no no no I admitted to liking small girls which is totally normal and there is nothing wrong with that!

 No.19650

>>19649
Pedo pedo pedo

 No.19651

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>>19646
Is it really that distracting? It's just a couple of images inbetween your posts…

Also we need to sprinkle some eye candy in this thread to distract Yuno so past tragedies don't happen again.

 No.19652

>>19649
How many inches?

 No.19653

>>19648
That's more normal than that yuyu guy at least.

 No.19654


 No.19655

>>19652
about 7.5

 No.19656

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>>19648
Would you let me be your boyfriend if your wish came true?

 No.19657

>>19651
No keep going, Yuno wanted these threads to replace live so keep it up
I want to relive those glorious days!!!

 No.19658

>>19651
I think pictures are fine but please don't dump in the blog thread.

 No.19659

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>>19654
Ok sorry, I'll stop.

 No.19660

>>19656
Only if you were a girl too.

 No.19661

>>19650
Shut up shut up shut up I am not
>>19652
Oh no we are not going down this road again
>>19653
That is WAY WEIRDER
You all are the strange ones here!
>>19656
See?!

 No.19662

>>19657
I hated that about live that's why I never posted there.

 No.19663

>>19656
ehhh no I'd get a girlfriend and split her open with my hyper weapon obviously…

 No.19664

>>19662
You hated image dumping on an imageboard?

 No.19665

>>19663
Hehe I just identified you with other posts you've made in the past.

 No.19666

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>>19660
So you mean I'd be your… Girlfriend?!

 No.19667

>>19663
Sounds painful

 No.19668

>>19661
if the pedophile lolicon boot fits, it fits

and you're a perfect cinderella buddy

 No.19669

>>19659
is this from a mobile game

 No.19670

>>19648
This is a good dream.

 No.19671

>>19669
yeah, azur lane

 No.19672

>>19664
Meguca boards are basically just ICQ with inline image expansion.

 No.19673

>>19672
Well yeah, but you could say that for the imageboard format entirely if you remove specific threads

 No.19674

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>>19638
I just want a girl who exudes natural cuteness.

And is also super adorable. Shorter than me or preferably under 5'. Needs to know how to give a good hug. Possibly versed in many subjects, or at least with in-depth knowledge of one interesting subject, like cosplay. Needs to know how to dress in cute girly clothes. Small chest is a must.

 No.19675

>>19671
figures, all the fat titty bitches are from kusomobage these days

 No.19676

I wonder how many users are looking at the site right now. I bet there's at least three!

 No.19677

i like textboard/BBS but they are pretty much dead

 No.19678

>>19676
You mean the home page, or in this thread? I'd wager 4 to 5 people.

 No.19679

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>>19668
You know what I think
I think you're just trying to rile me up

 No.19680

>>19674
why would she pick you, especially with your "musts" when she can get someone who doesnt post on this website and showers regularly

 No.19681

>>19677
If live was a live textboard do you think it would've avoided its fate?

 No.19682

>>19674
are you a 5' dwarf?

 No.19683

>>19681
It would be the exact same thing except without any images attached to posts.

 No.19684

>>19681
Probably not. It didn't have much to do with the images.

 No.19685

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>>19675
Kusomobage is the way forward for humanity

 No.19686

>>19681
based on yuno's reasoning, probably not

 No.19687

>>19683
I feel like its been so long that all I remember was the blatant rulebreaking, shitposting and drama

 No.19688

>>19680
I shower twice a day! And nobody in real life needs to know I post here and hopefully never will.
>>19682
No I should have said shorter than me BUT preferably under 5'. I just copy pasted the other guys post and changed words so it came out weird. I am average height.

 No.19689

>>19685
Then go play imas

 No.19690

>>19685
These are dark days for humanity then

 No.19691

>>19687
You are only remembering the bad and not the good

 No.19692

>>19687
I have much better memories of /r/ive than that.

 No.19693

>>19686
Y'know I never actually read that news post, just the title and decided it was too long to read because why would I ever read the ramblings of a woman
Guess I'll do that now

 No.19694

>>19688
What's "average" height? I bet you have an "average" penis as well haha

 No.19695

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>>19674
>Shorter than me or preferably under 5'.
This makes it sound like you're around 5' yourself. Wow, so your cock is 1/8 of your height!

 No.19696

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>>19689
Imas is more than a mobage

 No.19697

>>19688
>I shower twice a day
That's pretty bad for your skin and your hair…

 No.19698

>>19693
Don't do it they're just the ramblings of a woman.

 No.19699

>>19696
No it isn't.

 No.19700

>>19694
I have learned my lesson about sharing details about my body on the internet thanks
>>19697
Well I shower when I come home from work because I get dirt and dust all over me and then usually again before bed for Yuzuko's sake.

 No.19701

pheeew! it reeks of virgin in here

 No.19702

That's why I like my sister. She never says anything except she's hungry or swears at video games.

 No.19703

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>>19699
Yes it is.

 No.19704


 No.19705

>>19701
Yeah you should brush your teeth!!!

 No.19706

>>19701
Put on some deodorant youre stinking the place up

 No.19707

>>19702
Anonymous stop talking about your adorable successful tiny quirky little sister or I really will develop a crush on her!
This is kinda fun, I understand your actions now anonymous who lusts after chinon's sister

 No.19708

>>19691
the good of people giving away their anonymity for no reason and letting everyone know how much they want to kill themselves on the daily?

 No.19709

Someone post the unvirgin image

 No.19710

nice this siscon freak just created another monster

 No.19711

im taking this thread to bump limit so someone has to draw a new OP image

 No.19712

>>19711
Abusing of all the artistic posters huh

 No.19713

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>>19703
I think I prefer Yakui-san to this Dr. Mario girl…

 No.19714

>>19708
>people giving away their anonymity for no reason
I don't understand what you mean. There are still trips on the main boards.
>letting everyone know how much they want to kill themselves on the daily?
That's an exaggeration and again people still vent about their issues in the blog threads.

 No.19715

>>19710
Hey I'm not a monster, I'm just head over heels with a tall, beautiful chinese woman with a double-master's.

 No.19716

>>19712
artistic more like…

thats low hanging fruit im not gonna do it

 No.19717

>>19710
He was already a monster

 No.19718

so who is gonna draw the new Mello Yello OP image for the next thread

 No.19719

I like it how you all just get sageing this thread despite all others being dead

 No.19720

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Speaking of girlfriends, having Minami as a girlfriend would be really nice.

 No.19721

>>19716
Don't worry, my brain auto completed that insult anyways.

 No.19722

>>19714
i dont mean trips, i mean how people would share way too much about their lives for no reason
im looking at you

 No.19723

I mean I did it too because I kept hoping one of the better ones may be bumped soon

 No.19724

>>19720
Why is her arm so skinny? She needs to eat more!

 No.19725

>>19719
Its in good manners, bastardcicle

 No.19726

>>19713
That's like comparing Tolkien with whatever flavor of the month fantasy crap is popular at the moment.

 No.19727

>>19722
In my defense most of the things I shared were outright lies. This might be a lie too though.

 No.19728

>>19726
Tolkien is crap

 No.19729

>>19722
I for one am glad chinanon told me about his sexy dream girl genius femdom empress older sister.

 No.19730

>>19722
Who cares

 No.19731

>>19726
Right? None of the random musumekolle or idolkuso mobagarbage is anywhere near as great as nijiura maids was.

 No.19732

>>19728
Tolkien is good shut up.

 No.19733

>>19732
Nice reading comprehension.

 No.19734

>>19726
KonoSuba is better than Lord of the Rings

 No.19735

>>19731
You didn't even post there

 No.19736

>>19733
Nice strawman.

 No.19737

>>19735
Neither did you.

 No.19738

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WHY ARE YOU ARGUING

 No.19739

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>>19731
IMAS IS MORE THAN A MOBAGE

 No.19740

>>19737
I'm not the one claiming anything though.

 No.19741

>>19739
Its also a slut factory!

 No.19742

>>19738
There's lots of reasons right now apparently…

 No.19743

>>19739
This reminds me of the scene kids in high school who used to wear those black t-shirts with skeleton torsos on the front and skinny jeans.

 No.19744

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Well this was fun

 No.19745

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>>19741
No that's fate/go to the whore house.

 No.19746

>>19738
my taste > your taste

 No.19747

>>19743
Like Yuno did?

 No.19748

>>19744
Gotta head off?

 No.19749

>>19743
Guys in skinny jeans look so harmless. Like their legs can snap off at any moment. Their weird walking posture doesn't help matters any.

 No.19750

Why is everyone posting in the middle of the day. Is everyone here NEETs.

 No.19751

>>19745
GOD I WANT TO FUCK THIS SLUT

 No.19752

>>19750
I'm at work

 No.19753

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>>19748
Yeah I have to go to my second job ;_;
But I'll do my best at it to become a better man for anonymous' intelligent, shy, petite, cozy, and adorable little sister though!

 No.19754

>>19750
Are you telling me you aren't? Haha what a loser!

 No.19755

>>19753
you make me sick

 No.19756

>>19750
Well…

 No.19757

>>19754
I'm NEET but I thought most of smaachan was workers.

 No.19758

>>19753
You already have your own sister you bastard.

 No.19759

>>19753
While you're working two jobs to give her a comfy lifestyle, I'll make sure to comfort her in the bedroom

 No.19760

>>19753
Sorry, she's not real but ganbatte anyways!

 No.19761

>>19755
I'm sorry anonymous it's just joke, I will stop. Your sister does sound cute though

 No.19762

>>19757
So you're here every day and not posting? Fucking lazy NEET bastard

 No.19763

>>19750
Night classes.

>>19753
Ah I see. well good luck!

 No.19764

>>19759
>>19760
THE HECK!
Now I'm gonna work twice as hard to vent out my anger AAAAA

 No.19765

>>19762
That's the entire point of being a NEET?

 No.19766

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Okay off to work for real now byeee
love ya Samachan

 No.19767

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>>19751
Congratulations you figured out the secret behind how to make a billion-dollar franchise!

 No.19768

>>19767
Don't forget the legally gray gambling part!

 No.19769

>>19767
Can I chop off parts of my brain so I won't have any sexual desire anymore?

 No.19770

>>19766
Bye bye.

 No.19771

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>>19767
Imagine having sex with this hottie, getting hitched, knocking her up and keeping a healthy sex life twenty years later!

 No.19772

>>19769
You could go to law school. That seems to turn people into either hyper ultra perverts or desireless numb potato sacks.

 No.19773

>>19771
Thanks, but I already had enough imagination with carpet munching anon.

 No.19774

>>19771
I doubt there's anything healthy about her right now with fat distribution like that.

 No.19775

>>19772
I'm too stupid to get accepted into a law school.

 No.19776

>>19775
Well there's also lobotomies. It worked for me at least.

 No.19777

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>>19774
She's bending over.

 No.19778

>>19777
Yeah this looks just as bad. I doubt you'd be able to tell she was pregnant till she spontaneously went into labour.

 No.19779

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>>19778
urgh, idiot

 No.19780


 No.19781

Isn't seiba supposed to be like five feet tall and kinda lanky?

 No.19782

>>19781
Yeah but shes better as a thick bitch

 No.19783

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>>19781
No she's supposed to be fap bait.

 No.19784


 No.19785

>>19783
STOP IM AT WORK AND I MUST CUM

 No.19786

>>19785
They have bathrooms for a reason.

 No.19787

>>19785
Are you in one of those open workplaces where they tore down all the cubicles so everybody could see you were playing doom instead of working

 No.19788

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>>19785
Ok sorry, I'll post less obscene things, like this picture of you on a date with her and she just told you she lives nearby and her apartment has sound-proof walls so you can listen to all her albums as loud as you like.

 No.19789

>>19788
Also she's not wearing a bra.

 No.19790

>>19788
Whoa does she have Iron Monkey? And the Melvins?

 No.19791


 No.19792

>>19791
>>19784
Enka is not for to be danced to. Enka is for to stoically stare at the setting sun at the edge of the sea.

 No.19793

>>19792
It's for walking down a rainy night under neon lights with a cigarette in hand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2CBLJp_N8E

 No.19794

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>>19790
You soured the mood.
The rest of the date is spent having another drink in awkward silence. She gives you a swift good-bye with an awkward handshake and removes your number from her contacts list.

 No.19795

>>19790
What are those

 No.19796

>>19794
Yeah sorry lady I'm not interested in going to your house just to listen to the Ramones on a low-fi JVC stereo.

 No.19797

>>19791
That's ok, but this one is even better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCHwmvDYKe8

 No.19798

>>19795
Music bands.

 No.19799

ahhh i wanna cum…

 No.19800

File: self control.webm (6.38 MB, 640x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.


 No.19801

Sorry Samachan. finding an open bathroom stall now so I can cum

 No.19802

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>>19797
Sorry, I prefer girls with attitude and spunk.

 No.19803

>>19801
You disappoint me.

 No.19804


 No.19805

>>19800
Reminds me a bit of Take as Needed for Pain by Eyehategod.

 No.19806

>>19801
Urinals are better for that kind of thing.

 No.19807

>>19801
I hope you get caught.

 No.19808

>>19804
平成がもうすぐ終わるのか・・・
昭和がどんどん遠ざかる・・・

 No.19809

>>19807
He might not get caught in the moment, but proof of the deed will haunt him for the rest of the day.

The smell of cum isn't as easily disguised as most would think.

 No.19810

>>19809
Just say you had salmon for lunch.

 No.19811

>>19810
Your semen smells like salmon?

 No.19812

Samachan I'm weak…
I came in the bathroom at my work…

 No.19813

>>19812
Clean yourself up THOROUGHLY if you wish to avoid greater shame.

 No.19814

>>19811
Blackened salmon with garlic-herb potatoes, yes.

 No.19815

>>19812
pathetic
shameless
trash

 No.19816

>>19788
This post makes me want to kill myself because when I was in high school a girl who I ran track with told me that they just got done installing sound proof walls at her house and if I wanted to come check them out but I got confused and said "Nah sorry I'm not a fan of listening to music loudly" and then went home and watched anime

I forgot about this until a few years ago and now I hate myself

 No.19817

>>19808
What would reiwa be like?

 No.19818

>>19813
I took a piss, that should be fine right

 No.19819

>>19816
Nice. Reminds me of the girl who asked if she could see my dick and I just asked her why and she said never mind.

 No.19820

>>19817
Showa was summer.
Heisei was autumn.
Reiwa will be winter.

 No.19821

>>19819
One time this tall blonde girl who occasionally talked to me in class came up to my desk and sat down and started chatting, and while we were chatting she said "You know I heard you can tell a guy's dick size by looking at his feet" and then looked down at my feet and said "You must be huge, holy shit" and I got really uncomfortable

 No.19822

>>19816
>>19819
>>19821
Western society is weird.

 No.19823

>>19821
That kind of thing happened to me a lot too. Flirting from high school girls tends to sound a lot like sexual harassment for some reason…

 No.19824

>>19822
I don't think the Samachannel™ is the best place to learn about western civilization

 No.19825

>>19823
Uh I grew up in Asia.

 No.19826

>>19820
Rather apt, if considering the Meiji/Taisho era as Spring. I'd say that Autumn started towards the tail end of Showa and Winter already started by the second half of Heisei. We are probably looking towards a new dawn.

 No.19827

>>19823
Women and non retarded men see it as the ultimate unsubtle signal of "I want you to fuck me hard" but us dense anime harem protag samachanners just take it as sexual harassment and it makes us feel uneasy

 No.19828

>>19816
She was just throwing sexual innuendo your way and would 100% never follow through with it. She just wanted to see your reaction and you did good. This one chick in high school asked if I wanted to go check clothes and try out stuff together and I told her my siblings were on their way to pick me up to go buy water. I met up with my siblings, bought some water, then went home and played mmo all day.

>>19821
This happened to me but with a girl in the last year of college but the other way around. I told her every girl so far had been plenty satisfied and she played the role of offended virgin. People suck.

 No.19829

>>19825
Which part of? Asia is huge and culturally diverse.

 No.19830

>>19829
Doesn't matter but it's not western society.

 No.19831

>>19830
East or not East?

 No.19832

>>19822
I swear it on my honor that I will treat your sister right.

 No.19833

>>19831
Depends who you ask.

 No.19834

>>19833
What?

 No.19835

>>19831
Are the Chinese Westerners to the Japanese?

 No.19836

>>19834
Did I stutter?

 No.19837

>>19835
Japanese are westerners to Hawaiians.

 No.19838

>>19837
Americans are Easterners to Hawaiiand!

 No.19839

>>19835
>>19836
By East, I was referring to East Asia(region) not east(of something).

 No.19840

>>19839
Yeah. It depends who you ask.

 No.19841

>>19839
But East Asia is west of The USA

 No.19842

>>19840
Explain

 No.19843

>>19841
Prime Meridian

 No.19844

>>19842
What's there to explain? Is Poland in Eastern Europe or Central Europe?

 No.19845

>>19843
Uhh sorry but that doesnt exist

 No.19846

File: 38.gif (9.28 KB, 300x100) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

This is the best Samachan Banner and nothing will prove me wrong

 No.19847

>>19844
Central. Asian regions aren't as ambiguous as Europe.

 No.19848

>>19846
Nobody ever talks about Disgaea.

 No.19849

>>19848
Well, we can start now if you want dude

 No.19850

File: IMG_20190507_134101.jpg (240.91 KB, 1432x2048) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

I'd like to fuck Etna full force in mouth and pussy

 No.19851

>>19850
Of course that's always going to be the focal point of discussion on Samachan.

 No.19852

>>19851
Sex is the only thing worth talking about once you've hit puberty.

 No.19853

>>19852
I'm too old for that shit.

 No.19854

>>19852
I thought about sex for half an hour when I was twelve and lost interest.

 No.19855

>>19854
>>19853
Urusai kusojiji, verile big dicked males are talking

 No.19856

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I like this manga.

 No.19857

We already moved on from sexual harassment stories in high school and beyond, huh…

 No.19858

>>19856
Yeah? I don't.

 No.19859

>>19857
I will never grow tired of hearing about JKs sexually harass young Samachanners.

 No.19860

>>19858
Yeah? Well I don't like YOU!

 No.19861

File: image.jpg (193.07 KB, 900x1200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

>>19860
You're lying~

 No.19862

>>19861
Wow is this you

 No.19864

I go take a shower and everyone goes quiet…

 No.19868

You guys sure get talkative while i am not around

 No.19869

>>19868
Yeah… they hate me too…

 No.19870

>>19869
Same here…

 No.19871

>>19816
Some girls shouted "nice ass" at me when I walking home from practice once.

 No.19872

Samachan I have an actual serious issue I want to tell you about. Please advise.

 No.19873

>>19872
Lets hear it.

 No.19874

>>19872
What is it?

 No.19875

>>19872
I'm here for you, Anonymous.

 No.19876

>>19872
Do tell, I can least lend an ear

 No.19877

>>19875
Actually when I think about it I'm usually not.

 No.19878

Must be a pretty big text since he hasn't posted it yet…

 No.19879

>>19878
He must have royally messed up.

 No.19880

>>19877
Oh I didn't even notice
Rare toshi sighting

 No.19881

>>19880
I'll be going to bed now unfortunately. I'll be back tomorrow though.

 No.19882

Well he never wrote anything in the end so he must have solved his problem on his own.

 No.19883

>>19882
Maybe he just wanted to know we cared

 No.19884

>>19883
He could have at least told us that then.

 No.19886

>>19873
>>19874
>>19875
>>19876

Sorry, I got caught up with something at work.
Anyways, my issue is this - Due to an issue a coworker was having with a guy stalking her, she asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend. I of course agreed, because I'm not going to not help out a girl who is getting stalked. My problems only got worse though, because the stalker is someone who is acquainted with their family and her parents don't believe is stalking her. I believe that this person is stalking her, because I've caught him at our workplace before multiple times, and I've seen him before I even agreed to this. So because he's somewhat of a family friend (child of her parent's great friends) she asked me if I could go to a family function that the stalker's parents would be at, so he could hear that she has a boyfriend.

Well, it's 6 months since this all happened, and he's no longer stalking her… but my issue is now that all of our friends, coworkers, and families think we're dating. And I don't think we're dating.
This sounds like anime level bullshit but I'm not lying about this. I don't know how to bring it up because it will be embarrassing if she says "You thought we were actually dating?" and she'll mock me relentlessly about it for months because we're really good friends now and hang out a lot. But I also don't want to continue on doing whatever it is that we're doing and have her think this is a serious relationship when I'm not even sure if we're dating.

Please advise.

 No.19887

>>19886
Do you want to be dating her or not?

 No.19888

>>19886
Give her a kabe-don and see what's her reaction.

 No.19889

>>19886
Simple enough if you have no desire to actually be this girl's boyfriend: "listen, everyone thinks we're dating when we're not and not only is that making me a little uncomfortable, it's actually closing me off to meeting people. on't you think it's time we call this off and tell people we broke up on good terms?"

Did/do you make out? Have sex? How does this arrangement work outside telling everyone you're dating?

Secondly, how sure are you that the guy is actually a stalker and wasn't just getting played by the girl? I don't know how long it took for him to stop stalking her, but it seems to me like he let go much easier than the usual stalker. Could it be that maybe he was just an awkward guy who thought he had a chance but couldn't read the mood (or was being played as conjectured above)?

 No.19890

this thread exploded since the last time i checked

 No.19891

>>19890
It's all very boring stuff, don't read a single word.

 No.19892

>>19891
why would i read anyone elses bullshit in a blog thread lol

 No.19893

>>19892
You've gone on record in the past saying you read every post on samachan.

 No.19894

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>>19893
didnt read lol

 No.19895

>>19893
Anonymous no! Calling out a tsundere only makes them angry!

 No.19896

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>>19895
And angry tsunderes make me horny.

 No.19897

File: mange_40.jpg (124.02 KB, 1280x790) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

heres some pussy i found on a japanese website

 No.19901

I woke up 14 hours ago and I'm still at work ;_;
>>19897
Fascinating

 No.19902

>>19897
First impressions:

- Nice belly and hips
- Pretty sure this pelvic design can be found on formula 1 cars
- That poor lady needs to go to the hairdresser

 No.19903

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>>19902
this is another pussy

 No.19904

>>19903
I like this one better she looks softer

 No.19905

>>19904
quit looking at porn at work

 No.19906

>>19903
Angle makes it seem like her boobs are saggy enough they almost reach her navel.

Is she projecting her pelvis forward? Not the bestest look.

She also needs an urgent appointment with a hairdresser.

 No.19907

>>19901
Ganbare yuyu

 No.19908

>>19886
Haha what the hell I thought you were going to have gotten into a fight and with the stalker or something by the end of the first paragraph. If you want to fuck her then just ask her out for real. If she doesn't mind everybody thinking she's you're girlfriend then she probably doesn't mind actually being your girlfriend.

Also take into account what >>19889 said especially if you don't really know her that good. Also workplace drama is a lot of bullshit and it might not be worth it just to get into some lady's knickers.

 No.19909

>>19903
Wow look at them stretch marks.

 No.19910

>>19905
You can't make me!

 No.19911

>>19909
shut up you bastard

 No.19912

>>19910
i'm the one person on this website who can make you do whatever i want lol

 No.19913

File: 15555429860006.jpg (85.11 KB, 1200x675) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

thoughts?

 No.19914

>>19913
She must have been sitting down for a very long time.

 No.19915

off to bed bye…

 No.19916

>>19913
very nice

 No.19917

50k posts congratulations samachan

 No.19918

>>19917
4% me

 No.19919

>>19918
50% me

 No.19920

File: 1443661387574.png (486.63 KB, 851x477) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

Tadaima Samachan
I'm extra tired and covered in dirt and I have a sunburn and I wanna die
Gonna have a Samadrink
>>19906
Hair down there is very sexy on the right girl though
>>19907
Thank you
>>19912
W-what is that supposed to mean?! I don't know what you are on about.
>>19913
Very shapely and causing of many perverse thoughts
>>19915
Goodnight anonymous, sleep well.

 No.19921

>>19917
Amazing
I will give myself a pat on the back

 No.19922

>>19920
Stop playing in the mud, you'll ruin your clothes.

 No.19923

>>19922
It wasn't playing I was digging very important holes! and I was wearing work clothes obviously…

 No.19924

>>19923
Are you a grave robber? A necrophile?

 No.19925

Whoaly crap I just ate like ten pounds of shawarma and hummus and brought home another blue barrel of the stuff in the F250. All the local Mediterranean joints are doing cheap-ass buffets all month. What a party.

 No.19926

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 No.19927

>>19924
No what the heck
>>19926
Cute
But I don't understand your post

 No.19928

>>19925
A whole barrel of hummus? Do you have enough pita to support that?

 No.19930

>>19928
I'll just have to make it myself. Wish me luck!

 No.19931

I gave up. I'll just eat it with white bread.

 No.19932

very proud of my website today
now do this everyday

 No.19933

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>>19932
awww Yuno said something nice about us! What website am I on?
I will do my best

 No.19937

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Will you?

 No.19938

>>19937
Now that I've already crossed that line, honestly maybe.
I kinda want to get a Nanachi one too

 No.19940

>>19938
Whoah, yuyu is a furfag?
Yiff in hell dude

 No.19941

>>19940
Wanting to get a whiff of Nanachi's sweet scent doesn't make you a furfag.

 No.19942

>>19940
Nanachi doesn't count.
Also dakis are for cuddling and if Nanachi is not on your list of characters you want to cuddle then you should reexamine your list.

 No.19943

>>19942
>Nanachi doesn't count
You are a furfag. You can't just give exemptions to furshit you want to fuck because of whatever dumb reason you have. Kemono is furry and you are a furfag.

>>19941
Yes it does

 No.19944

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>>19943
I'm sorry you feel that way but I cannot help the way I feel

 No.19945

>>19944
You can be a furry all you want, just don't get it anywhere near me you weirdo

 No.19946

who cares lol
more importantly i dont want to go to work tomorrow
i hate that i get home and it's like "oh you gotta go to work again dumbass lol enjoy"

 No.19947

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>>19945
No no no furries are weirdos who dress up in suits and have gay sex. I just want to press my body into Nanachi's and inhale deeply. Totally normal.

 No.19948

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>>19946
>i hate that i get home and it's like "oh you gotta go to work again dumbass lol enjoy"
Yeah I should have gone to sleep pretty much as soon as I got home seeing as I have to wake up again in 7 hours. Shit sucks. At least you get to be indoors where I presume it's air conditioned…

 No.19955

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Goodnight guys

 No.19956

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>>19940
>>19943
[s]Everyone's gay for Bridget.
Everyone's a furry for Nanachi.[/s]

 No.19958

>>19940
He admitted to being a furvert ages ago pal.

 No.19959

This hit five hundred posts real fast, what the fuck?

 No.19960

>>19937
I really need a Mya-nee in my life.

 No.19961

>>19937
I'm already married so I wouldn't really sleep with it but I can understand wanting to collect these for the artistic value. High-quality 2WT is really amazing to sleep with nonetheless.

 No.19962

>>19959
Anons channeled samalive for a few hours it looks like…

 No.19963

>>19932
I wager that pride will turn into regret later.

 No.19964

>>19963
Every feeling turns into regret after long enough.

 No.19965

>>19962
Can we do that again today so I'm not bored out of my mind at work?

 No.19966

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>>19965
As long as you promise not to masturbate again.

 No.19967

>>19966
N-never again?

 No.19968

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>>19967
What?! Of course not, don't be silly!
As long as you ask me for permission, of course.

 No.19969

>>19966
If you keep posting Fate sluts I will not be able to help myself. They're my only weakness.

 No.19970

ohio queers

 No.19971

>>19970
Who the hell are you calling a queer

 No.19972

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>>19969
You have to hold back until I tell you.
It's for your own good.

 No.19973

>>19971
The ones masturbating at work. You also don't need to sage anymore, the post is at bumplimmit.

 No.19974

>>19970
Ohio's a horrible place but that's still rude

 No.19975

>>19886
That truly sounds like something straight out of a manga. Sorry, I don't have any advice.
>>19925
Happy Ramadan
>>19970
Texas dudes

 No.19976

>>19973
Don't tell me what to do!

 No.19977

>>19975
Ramadan mubarak to too bro those guys really know how to pig out after a whole day of no food and water. All the meat and hummus made me sleep like a tiny little baby and wake up all fat and refreshed ready for another day of doing nothing useful.

 No.19978

>>19972
Gee whiz man I'd probably go to the dentist for my hurty teeth if the nurses looked like this

 No.19980

>>19978
I had a dentist that was pretty good-looking and her pushing her boobs on my face felt more awkward than anything.

 No.19981

>>19980
Yeah but was she a purple hair huge bongers anime girl in her knickers with multicolored syringes and nitrile thigh highs
I've got high standards you know

 No.19982

File: mlcrdesu 11261153981375365….jpg (79.91 KB, 952x808) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

This image is inspiring right until the moment I realize I don't have the skill to draw something like what's on the left.

 No.19983


 No.19984

>>19982
Left is cuter.

 No.19985

Ok I'm getting sick of writing sage. Yuno sucks for not implementing nokosage and she only ever acts when something irritates her enough.

 No.19986

>>19984
>>19982
It looks to me like the 2019 image is just his serious drawing, where the 2013 is more of a humorous doodle style
What artist is this?

 No.19987

>>19985
The thread is at bumplimit anyways, just type noko

 No.19988

>>19986
Most people begin with a humorous doodle style to conceal their limitations. Artist name's twitter handle is in the file name.

 No.19989

>>19988
While that's true, the 2013 is still better than a lot of artists. Definitely better than any Samachan artists!

 No.19990

File: IMG_20190508_091250.jpg (525.35 KB, 2244x3293) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

I want to fuck Kizuna Ai hard on the sink

 No.19991

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 No.19992

>>19990
I want her to hear her talk lewldly in adorable broken engrish

 No.19993

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 No.19994

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>>19991
Fuck you.

 No.19995

>>19990
Isn't she voiced by a man with a voice changer or something like all the other vtubers? I know there's that one fox vtuber who doesn't use the voice changer and just sounds like some random ojisan.

 No.19996

>>19995
That reminds me I downloaded that voice changer software.

 No.19997

>>19993
Is this some multilayered sabra hummus imperialism joke?

 No.19999

>>19995
No, she's voiced by an actual girl
There was a stream she did once where she accidently revealed her face
She looks like an above average Japanese girl, basically

 No.20000

FUCK I SAGED AGAIN

 No.20001

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I wanna fuck Yotsuba

 No.20002

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>>20000
Excellent get.

 No.20003

>>19996
Become the Virtual Samatuber and spread the name of our guild

 No.20004

>>19999
Post it I wanna see

 No.20005

With this monumentous occasion, we are only 10k away from challenging anime supremacy on this website forever. LET US TOPPLE THE TYR/A/NNY

 No.20006

>>20001
Wow, Azuma's style has really evolved over the years.

 No.20007

>>20006
Who could've guessed he'd Usagi Drop our beloved Yotsuba?

 No.20008

What's the actual bump limit anyways? I feel like the last one kept bumping until like 506 or 507 but everybody might have just been saging also.

 No.20009

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>>19997
Eto, I mistook Ramadan for a Jewish holiday because I just got up and both Jews and Arabs like hummus.

 No.20010

I'm pretty sure it's 500 but I'm not sure now that I've questioned my own memory.

 No.20011

>>20008
Its 500 on here and 300 on the other board if I recall correctly. The big question is, how long can we take it until the thread autolocks? 1000 posts?

 No.20012

File: Spoiler Image (15.18 KB, 480x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

>>20011
Let's find out

 No.20013

It's 500 on both boards

 No.20014

>>20009
Foreigners' Jewish stereotypes are always interesting to compare. Hummus is mostly a Levantine dish so it's not really associated with Jews in the west since most are Ashkenazim.

 No.20015

>>20013
Are you Yuno? No? Die

 No.20016

>>20015
Are you saying only nonyunoe are worthy of living?

 No.20017

Love how we're right back to the rulebreaking

 No.20018

>>20016
Only Yuno is worthy

 No.20019

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>>20014
What country you from? If'n you don't mind my asking.

 No.20020

Here's a question for the phenomenologists among you. If I dub the tootisie pop commercials into nihongo and post them on niconico do they become Japanese-related content?

 No.20021

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>>20020
Do it anyway, sounds like a good idea.
I only posted it because it played in my mind as I read that post.

 No.20022

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>>20019
Ore wa soy amerikanisch de gozaru.

 No.20023

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>>20022
I'm an American too, so I'm no "foreigner", boy!

 No.20024

>>20020
"Original content or content created by westerners relating to Anime, Japanese videogames, or more, is acceptable content. Western culture, clichés, politics, etc., is not."

Its western culture, so probably not. Ultimately everything is up to our sweet ohimesama

 No.20025

>>20023
Whoa that's weird then. Well, it's a big country. Maybe you live near a lot of Mizrahim or are just exposed more to generic international internet stereotypes than specific local ones? That's interesting.

 No.20026

Though I guess Middle Eastern food is more common among American Jewry these days too anyways with more and cheaper international travel. I live in yuppietown where everybody likes hummus so maybe I just didn't notice.

 No.20027

>>20017
At least we had one good day before the usual retard noticed.

 No.20031

>>20027
>usual retard
I resent that, I'm very unusual.

 No.20032

>>20031
Oh it's you. I thought he was talking about me and was feeling self-conscious.

 No.20034

>>20032
I'll have you know that I've been called VERY SMART by my mother and 4th grade teachers. (multiple because I got held back once)

 No.20035

>>20034
So did I but that's because they split our 4th grade into three different classrooms and teachers to get us ready for middle school.

 No.20037

File: f_osakana 1058505951215403….jpg (241.35 KB, 1219x1774) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

Thank god for denpa yunyun.

 No.20038

>>20025
From what I see Ashkenazis like pretend to be Mizrahim for reasons that I wont delve into because I'd be dangerously close to breaking THE RUURS.

 No.20039

>>20035
Weird, I was in elementary school until 6th grade, then middle school was 7th-9th, and High School was 10-12th. I would have been a very scared child if I was in the 5th grade with 9th graders.

 No.20040

>>20037
Please refrain from posting such erotic images while I'm trying to work it's, uh, distracting

 No.20042

File: himuron 108732283678654464….jpg (55.64 KB, 669x891) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.


 No.20043

>>20039
uwwah kimi, nihonjin ka?

 No.20045

>>20037
Is this that one girl from sabagebu

 No.20046

>>20040
Yknow for as much as you complain about your job you sure do have a lot of free time to look at porn on Samachan

 No.20047

File: Piercing girl 2.jpg (1.8 MB, 2560x3624) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

I was unschooled in 4th grade if'n I recall.
Teachers and students used to bully me alike. One time the class threatened to hold me down and force feed me food I was allergic to just to see what would happen, and the teacher didn't intervene. Another time some kid grabbed my p0n0s in the bathroom, but I have no actual memory of that so I must have repressed it. Teachers did nothing about that either.
I've turned out alright mostly, though.

 No.20048

>>20047
That's fucked up, holy crap. Did you ever go back to school?

 No.20049

>>20047
>I've turned out alright mostly, though.

Where do you think you are lol

 No.20050

File: f_osakana 1084108331117998….jpg (176.57 KB, 947x1395) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

>>20045
Close but no, it's Anastasia from the hit megafranchise The Idolmaster Cinderella Girls.

Thank god for denpa yunyun.

 No.20051

>>20048
Nosir, I was homeschooled for about a year and then my parents switched to unschooling and let me form my own curriculum.

>>20049
I mean intelligence wise. Obviously I'm a dreg of society.

 No.20052

>>20051
UWOAH YOURE TELLING ME YOUVE BEEN A NEET SINCE AGE 10? You're like NEET royalty!

 No.20053

>>20038
I don't really know what you mean but most Israelis and subsequently a lot of Israeli culture are Mizrahi so a lot of people I know who've spent time over there develop Middle Eastern tastes and habits just like any American living in another country does. We can stop talking about it if it tempts you to misbehave though.

 No.20054

>>20050
Didnt you use to post some screencaps from that show on Live like every thread

 No.20055

File: 1544064791822.png (529.44 KB, 910x647) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

>>20052
Actually yeah, I have. Never thought of it like that.
I've never gotten a job and have never gone back to school after 4th grade.

 No.20056

>>20050
What's the threshold between franchise and megafranchise?
How many subways do I need to own to be a megafranchisee

 No.20057

File: f_osakana 1101110176306749….jpg (117.62 KB, 1326x995) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

>>20054
No that wasn't me.

Thank god for denpa yunyun.

 No.20058

I wonder if GuP watching anonymous ever watched the movie?

 No.20059

>>20055
Whoah, she's never worked, quit schooling at age 4 AND has big fat NEET tats? You're basically the perfect woman!

 No.20060

>>20058
Didnt they stream that

 No.20061

>>20059
Only two horns though. I need at least three to be satisfied.

 No.20062

>>20058
I interrupted my viewing because /r/ive died. I also stopped watching heavy object for the same reason. Yuno is a murderer.

 No.20063

Homeschool is weird as heck. Do you just leave the kid to play video games all day and make him take the standardized tests when he's the appropriate age?

 No.20064

I would've freakin' loved that.

 No.20065

>>20062
You gonna do anything about her?

 No.20066

>>20065
Yuno's got the cops in her back pocket. Nothing he can do.

 No.20067

>>20065
Yes.

I'm gonna beg Yuno to bring /r/ive back. I'll dogeza at Yuno's feet, then look up teary eyed and say I'll do anything.

 No.20068

>>20067
And then she'll slip her pantyhosed feet out of her four-inch heels and use the soles of her feet to push your face into the mud as you make oinking sounds.

 No.20069

>>20068
Gross no.

 No.20071

>>20053
It's less misbehaving and more opinions that toe political waters since we're talking about race and culture that isn't Japanese.
Yeah, Israel was what I was getting at.

 No.20072

>>20066
Damnit… is there really nothing we can do?

 No.20073

If I ever have kids (lol) I'd consider homeschooling them. My school experience is at least partially responsible for me turning out the way I am. And the "special" schools aren't any better.

 No.20075

>>20068
I want Yuno to slip and her squishy pussy to come landing on me with the full force of her 90lbs body

 No.20076

>>20072
You could try a court of law…
But Yuno's judge jury and executioner

 No.20077

>>20073
I'd never have kids but I'd probably just neglect them and leave them to their video games all day if I couldn't send them to study-prison for eight hours a day.

 No.20078

>>20077
Parents are doing that nowadays and finding out their kids have developmental disabilities because of it.

 No.20079

>>20077
Whoa that rhymed.

 No.20080

File: wsr 6.jpg (71.52 KB, 416x426) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

>>20073
If I ever have kids I'm going to move deep into the woods in Northern Maine with them and raise them off the land as survivalist types.
I'll also invite my friends and we can start a colonial village, annexing territory of Maine and only being noticed by the time we've grown enough in population and resources to wage guerrilla war against local government.

 No.20081

Stop this lewdness

 No.20082

>>20078
Yeah that's why I'd send them to mandatory study prison so they could learn their gerunds and multiplication tables and get bullied into being good cogs in the machine. Like I did. It builds character.

 No.20083

>>20081
What's lewd about kids with developmental disabilities? Fucking sicko.

 No.20084

File: 1489200711018.png (261.67 KB, 587x652) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

>>20076
Sorry Yuno, but there's a new sheriff in town… and this one actually has a cup size that requires a bra…

 No.20085

File: hikahika44 112610581680778….jpg (366.58 KB, 1296x3590) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

Check out this bitch in permanent heat.

 No.20086

>>20080
I'm not having kids but I did that for a while. It's okay. A lot of those survivalist types are pretty wacko though always screaming about this and that, it's better to just live alone and maybe catch a deer to cuddle every now and again.

 No.20087

>>20085
Eventually would she break your cock? I have the feeling that once you start her on sex she just won't want to stop

 No.20088

I guess I shouldn't talk because I'm pretty wacko too and probably annoy them more than they annoy me.

 No.20089

>>20086
You mean in Northern Maine? Or just in general? If the latter, where, may I ask?
That's also the reason why I said I'd only invite friends, although I suppose I can be wacko at times, too and I'd only be inviting friends out of paranoia.

 No.20090

Theyre probably posting on preppers.org about how this weird dude just spends his time making wood carvings of spiky haired girls and greets everyone with a "nyanpassu"

 No.20091

>>20087
that would be nonconducive to sexual pleasure as a penile fracture does not allow the member to retain its turgidity

 No.20092

File: rangetsu777 10329945354485….jpg (96.24 KB, 900x1440) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

>>20084
Could it finally be the dawn of donochan?!

 No.20093

>>20089
Not Maine but a couple places in the Southwest and Cascadia. My French would probably be better if I was up in New England. I might buy a house up there sometime if I ever get the cash.

 No.20094

>>20087
No, she just cums very easily so in a simple 30 minute session she'd pass out from exhaustion then spend the rest of the week satisfied unless you decide to push her buttons.

 No.20095

1% battery…
Too busy to read all these posts…
Goodbye friends……….

 No.20096

>>20095
You aren't busy if you can look at Samachan enough to get to 1% battery

 No.20097

>>20092
This is the face of the crooked industrialist who runs Gensokyo's local petroleum refinery, polluting the land and diminishing its bounty just to fuel her motorbike.

 No.20098

>>20095
Bye bye yuyu enjoy working~

 No.20099

>>20095
Please don't commit battery. I know you're very stressed and on edge but I'm certain you have healthier and more peaceful outlets.

 No.20100

>>20091
Not that anon but I actually invested in importing RAW doujins back in 2016 so's I'd have 2D to fap to when the bombs dropped and the power went out.
It didn't happen that time, but 2020-2021? Shit's gonna get fucking real.

>>20093
Ah I see.
I'm born and raised New England and I don't speak any French.
If you do get property here make sure it's in New Hampshire or Maine, pretty much every other State in the region is 1984 Orwell in the legal sense.

>>20095
Sayonara.

 No.20101

#pyu (368)

 No.20102

>>20090
Preppers are weird. I've got a bug out bag and emergency rations and an arsenal of Soviet surplus materiel to arm my cybernetic army of conquest for when SHTF and stuff but that's just common sense. No need to form a community around it or go on reality shows.

 No.20103

>>20101
That better not have been at work.

 No.20104

>>20100
Yeah I'm not really into big city New England but I've enjoyed camping in NH and VT.

 No.20105

>>20103
It was in the parking lot don't worry.

 No.20106

>>20103
There's nothing wrong with using my 15 minutes to attend to my throbbing dick.

 No.20107

I wonder if smelling like salty coins and milk can be construed as sexual harassment…

 No.20108

>>20102
Reality shows are just for the money. I've heard of fellas who applied but got denied because they weren't crazy enough and shit.
Also I can see a community making sense for certain SHTF scenarios. Bundy Ranch turned out well for the numbers that showed up.
Also,
>Soviet
Shit tier, Imperial Japanese milsurp or go home.
Arisaka 38 > Kar98 >>> Moist Nugget
Arisaka is a direct upgrade to the Mauser system, and nuggets don't even eject the clip on bolt close. They were worth it when dirt cheap at $100 per nugget but now that they're the price of an Arisaka with a scratched mum they're basically worthless garbage.
If you meant SKS I guess I can get that, though.

 No.20109

>>20108
Buddy I'm not going to give my robot army hundred year old rifles chambered for obsolete anemic rounds from the nineteenth century. Didn't you watch Lord of War? If you weren't in Ukraine and the Baltics in the early 90s you've got a real disadvantage when SHTF. I'm not some circa-2007 Cabela's bargain bin urchin.

 No.20110

Also I knew a few guys who were at Bundy Ranch. They're still laying low. Turns out the Bundys were shitbags from the get-go and it was a raw deal.

 No.20111

>>20109
Nuggets are 120 years old, though. Arisakas are 110.

 No.20112

File: 9ac12c7b4a813fb03662a677a0….jpg (669.69 KB, 2764x3508) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

>>20111
>nuggets

 No.20113

You ever lie down on the floor because it's nice and cool and hard and just fall asleep and wake up all dusty because you've been sleeping on the floor?

 No.20114

>>20113
My floors aren't dirty.

 No.20116

>>20113
When I was a little kid I used to lie down on the floor and grind my dick against it.
It was before I knew what masturbation and sex were and my parents didn't know what to do with me.

 No.20120

>>20113
I sometimes wish I could do this, but my floor is carpeted and I have cats.

 No.20121

Tadaima Samachan
For now
>>20113
I have done that before when I lived places with wood floors

 No.20123

>>20121
Majide tadaima or only on a break inbetween jobs?

 No.20125

>>20123
I am literally at my house but I really should go and work my other job today at some point.

 No.20127

>>20125
Then that's not a tadaima and I'm not giving you a okaeri dah-rin'.

 No.20128

However I am feeling like a real piece of garbage right now and also feel powerless to change anything the reasons for that. The repercussions for stewing in my self loathing are going to suck though so I'm gonna have to power through it.

 No.20129

>>20128
The hell did you do

 No.20130

>>20129
>The hell did you do
Today? Nothing but wake up and work, why?

I'm just down because I've had some shitty real life things happening that aren't appropriate to bring up here. I had 20 minutes alone in my car with my thoughts and this is just where they ended up.

I guess broadly I'm upset at my inability to control my emotions and that inability has adversely affected me a lot recently.

 No.20131

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD

 No.20132

It's mother's day soon.

 No.20133

>>20132
What are you getting Yuno

 No.20134

>>20131
Just wait until this one slides of page 1 and then make one.

 No.20135

Aahhh shit sucks.

 No.20136

>>20134
Ehhh but I want a new one now

 No.20137

File: tsurui 1086244794630778880….jpg (99.62 KB, 850x1200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.


 No.20138

>>20137
Aahhh Takane is great.

 No.20139

File: DrXaDqqUUAEUPQc.jpg orig.jpg (178.12 KB, 1536x2048) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

tum

 No.20140

>>20139
I want to lick.

 No.20145

Ah yeah that reminds me Yuno was bugging me to send my 3D folder but I forgot about it and so did she phew.

 No.20147

>>20145
You just reminded her if she's reading this

 No.20148

>>20147
The occurred to me as soon as I was done clicking "submit" but it's fine, she'll be too exhausted to care, she probably won't even read this if we make enough posts.

 No.20149

>>20145
Post it in the 3D thread

 No.20150

>>20149
I already posted some stuff there, I'll post more when I'm in the mood for it.

 No.20151

File: 1429060631098.jpg (85.35 KB, 1280x720) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.


 No.20152

>>20148
If we sink this thread and make another it is assured that she won't read this thread and jusf go to the new one.

 No.20153

In any case, what is everyone up to in this lazy wednesday?

 No.20154

>>20153
Wishing I had some nice fat breasts to grope and play with right now. How about you?

 No.20155

File: 1497768749994.png (195.83 KB, 800x1000) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

>Wishing I had some nice fat breasts to grope and play with right now
the future is here

 No.20156

>>20153
Avoiding work and reading porn

 No.20157

>>20155
But can VR make me feel superior to other, less chesty women?

 No.20160

File: fb2eeb01a63eca2a2302b9443….jpeg (416.13 KB, 1407x2000) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

>>20157
>feel superior to other, less chesty women
This needs to end
Flat pride world wide!

 No.20161

>>20154
Wishing the exact same thing because of your bad influence, studying japanese, just done exercising.

 No.20163

And now I'm gonna watch senko-san. Expect a scathing review in the /a/ thread soon.

 No.20164

>>20161
Productive day! You deserve some gropable breasts.

 No.20165

File: 72955298_p0.jpg (527.88 KB, 1280x1280) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

Post the breasts you would like to have

 No.20166

>>20165
That sounds a little too…

 No.20167

>>20166
Too what?!
I'm just trying to make conversation…

 No.20168

>>20165
Pedoshiki

 No.20169

>>20167
Well uhm…
You're being too forward…

 No.20170

File: rangetsu777 10330214568236….jpg (85 KB, 900x1440) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

Good picture.

 No.20171

>>20168
Didn't we do this yesterday? I'm having deja vu
>>20169
I'm not the one talking about wanting to have breasts!

 No.20172

>>20170
Why is that poor girl chained up

 No.20173

File: rangetsu777 10931773574378….jpg (250.28 KB, 1200x1695) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

>>20172
Because tsundere Alice X overpowering possessive gentle Yuuka is the perfect ship.

 No.20174

I don't know those touhous very well but if they are happy together then I'm happy for them

 No.20175

I started calling my brother "Big Bro" when I was 3 but now that I'm 25 it just feels like we're in the Yakuza. I can't stop calling him that though because its just weird to call him by his name.

 No.20176


 No.20177

>>20176
I was expecting it to be this and I'm very happy to see that it is. I can't tell which one has it best.

 No.20179

>>20175
Do the Yakuza call each other big bro?

 No.20180

File: 54781768_p0.jpg (68.1 KB, 1023x723) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

>>20176
very nice

 No.20181

>>20175
The old guy in one punch man calls his older brother onii-chan so it's okay.

 No.20182

I used to call my older brother and older sisteer the equivalent of onii-chan and onee-chan but I've toned it down the past couple of years.

 No.20183

Everyone's gone silent…

 No.20184

I'm still here
What do you wanna talk about

 No.20185

>>20184
Let's talk about our crushes~

 No.20186

Actually nevermind I'm having dinner.

 No.20187

Ok I'm back.

 No.20190

File: infinote 11260536321414307….jpg (361.74 KB, 1089x1600) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

I want to lick.

 No.20191

File: kta_gbp 112576268386778726….jpg (1.33 MB, 3000x3000) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

I want to lick.

 No.20192

File: ast_2017 11261596464717742….jpg (155.75 KB, 584x1384) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

I want to lick.

 No.20193

I am anonymous and this was my "I want to lick" corner. Tune in next week for the brand-new "I want to insert" corner.

 No.20194


 No.20195

File: la__pioggia 11260910347802….jpg (150.06 KB, 1000x1419) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

>>20194
How about now?

 No.20202

I am not reading all these posts.
At least keep the porn dumps in another thread so i don't have to scroll through them

 No.20203

File: 1450240323392.jpg (95.08 KB, 707x575) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

>>20185
I'm sorry, I fell asleep!
It's just as well though that topic is way too embarrassing

 No.20204

That said someone talk with me please I need company

 No.20205

>>20204
about what?

 No.20206

File: 68963552_p61.jpg (46.15 KB, 613x716) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

>>20205
I dunno what do you wanna talk about?

 No.20207

Tell me what you did today Samachan

 No.20208

I drank beer and ate some hot dogs today.

 No.20209

>>20208
Sounds nice, hot dogs are tasty

 No.20210

>>20209
It was ok.

 No.20211

>>20203
You skipped work?

 No.20212

File: 1422415694736.jpg (96.51 KB, 1280x720) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

>>20211
yeah…

 No.20213

>>20212
Well if it's okay for you to do that then you should take advantage of it.

 No.20214

File: 69902093_p0.png (1.87 MB, 1280x1280) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

>>20213
It just means I'll have to do a lot more work tomorrow and friday but I needed the rest

 No.20215

My left forearm really hurts for some reason…

 No.20216

>>20215
Browsing Samachan makes my left arm hurt too

 No.20217

>>20215
>>20216
Please don't masturbate so often.

 No.20218

>>20217
Why not

 No.20219

File: Haruno5Siobana 11261073932….jpg (267.11 KB, 1364x2048) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

Wow.
This is, very, very… Very… Nice!…

 No.20220

>>20219
Looks hard to walk
I don't get the appeal of high heels honestly

 No.20221

>>20218
Because your arm will hurt if you do.

 No.20222

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 No.20223

>>20220
It makes the girl taller and helps make the legs look shapely.

 No.20224

>>20222
Hello Yuno, how fun was your day today?

 No.20225

>>20222
Hello Yuno, how are you?
Why the face?
>>20223
>It makes the girl taller
Why would anyone want that

 No.20226

>>20224
it was long, i worked from basically 5am to 6pm

 No.20227

>>20225
Because tall girls are hot.

 No.20229

File: 65844922_p0.jpg (645.73 KB, 2048x3500) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

>>20227
I disagree but if that's your thing I guess I understand
Isn't wearing high-heels kinda cheating though?

 No.20230

>>20229
All is fair in love and war and the fact she is actively attempting to get the high ground only makes it hotter.

 No.20231

>>20229
Imbecile you get all the benefits of a short girl and the temporary benefits of a tall girl if they are in heels.

 No.20232

Imagining a 1m75cm girl wearing 15cm heels…………………………..

 No.20233

Having to lift my feet slightly to kiss her…

Losing balance, getting caught by her…

Whispering in my ear "you're mine now"…

 No.20234

>>20217
Not that kind of hurt, it's like a pulsing sharpness like I pinched a nerve or something.

 No.20235

>>20220
It makes her taller so she can demand taller men and taughtens her butt and calves so they look more voluptuous than they are. There's also that "daintiness" of sorts that comes with having difficulty walking.

 No.20236

>>20221
I'm very strong, do not worry.
>>20231
>>20235
Interesting thought
I'm afraid I still don't see the appeal but I understand it a bit more
>>20233
Anonymous likes that sort of thing huh…

 No.20237

And also I guess for people like >>20233 there's the feeling of her being dominating and strong for being able to walk normal in heels.

 No.20238

File: masatoff 10405413049275801….jpg (85.15 KB, 750x930) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

And with these wonderful thoughts, I leave to bed.

Good night.

 No.20239

>>20238
Goodnight anonymous
Dream of tall sexy girls in heels

 No.20240

I've heard people say it's unattractive to be shorter than a woman wearing heels. So you have to be significantly taller than her for her to look at you.

 No.20241

>>20206
Uah, sorry for not noticing your post
>>20207
Practice drawing and play PSO2. a fun, lazy day.

 No.20242

File: 1462773086766.jpg (23.36 KB, 299x295) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

>>20241
>a fun, lazy day.
haha fuck you

 No.20243

>>20241
>Uah, sorry for not noticing your post
Is okay
>Practice drawing and play PSO2. a fun, lazy day.
Sounds nice
The only MMO I could ever get into was Runescape when I was a kid



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