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It's been awhile.
Tell me about your day Samachan!


I didn't watch the weather forecast today and got soaked when it started pouring without warning.


Just finished riding my bike for 40 minutes, doing 3 sets of 35 crunches, 2 sets of 30 side leg raises, 60 seconds of toe reaches and 3 sets of 7 leg raises.

This week and the one that just ended were soul suckingly busy. I want to measure my weight by the end of this week to see how much I've lost since last month but spending two weeks without a proper work-out will probably mean I haven't lost anything. Oh well, at least my belly is smoother and my butt is tighter~


I just ate an entire 14-inch cheesecake. It was half triple chocolate and half plain/strawberry and it was really tasty.


It'd be funny if these were the same person.






who cares this thread will be on page 0 forever lol












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Please excuse the horrible camera and lighting, but I got a new place recently and I decorated my desk! I wanted to share it with Samachan because it came out very cute. Those little easel things meant for holding picture frames turn out to be a great way to display artbooks. The only hard part is deciding which two to put up there.

One of these days I will bite the bullet on a real camera so I can stop using my terrible phone camera. If anyone has a recommendation for a good digital camera that is cheap and easy to use I would much appreciate it.


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Is that Akiyama popping out of the mug? Very cute.

>If anyone has a recommendation for a good digital camera that is cheap and easy to use I would much appreciate it.

Good digital cameras aren't required to show off this kind of stuff unless you have a collection valued in the tens of thousands of dollars. Save the money for when you need that camera to take pictures of japanese cosplayers at convention grounds.


well I ain't no photographer but I have a Nikon D90 and I went lens shopping a while back so I learned a little bit about this whole camera thing

You can find pretty much all good/mainstream Nikon cameras here:
Anything "Mid-range" or lower and 2010-ish and late would do.
It's probably better to take something less professional but newer over something high-end but older.
A lot of newer models are virtually indistinguishable from older models. Like, for the very newest stuff, literally all they add is wifi support. But there are times when there is a notable tech leap between models. Luckily wikipedia documents all that in the articles so researching this is very easy.

When picking a lens buy something with an adjustable focal length and not a fixed-length pro thing. The ones with the biggest range are generally regarded for "beginners" and so they almost always have built-in AF so you don't need an expensive camera with an AF motor.
My personal lens recommendation is something like the very popular 18-105mm one or the very popular 18-140mm one. Both are bulky but they get the job done and have a very wide range. 18mm is relatively short/wide, especially for an adjustable lens, anything above 80mm is telephoto and allows you to really "zoom in". Having a lens that can do both is handy. Quality suffers, but it's not something you'd probably notice.

Also be warned: All this stuff is VERY expensive.


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That reminds me, the Guderian figure I ordered in 2015 still hasn't arrived. I hope it gets here soon…


A worn-out used old smartphone probably has a better camera than whatever he used to take that. Just look at that resolution and filesize!


Did you get kicked out by your "best friend"?


>Is that Akiyama popping out of the mug? Very cute.
It is, and thanks! I really want to get more plushies, that's the only one I have but I love her.
>Good digital cameras aren't required to show off this kind of stuff
Yeah you are right, it's probably not worth the money right now. But I also travel a fair amount and would like to be able to take better pictures when I do. I suppose next time I am gonna be on a trip I'll consider getting a real camera.

Thank you icicle~
That's pretty much exactly the kind of advice I was looking for.

I uh, didn't know there was such a figure…


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Uh she has tons of figures. I also have all her books. Panzer Leader is one of my favorite books in general.


>A worn-out used old smartphone
That is exactly what that picture was taken with actually. I scaled the image down so it wasn't retardedly big though.


Hey I have that figure! She used to be a mainstay on my desk but her tank shell kept falling if I bumped the desk too hard so she has to stay on a shelf now.


Maybe they finally tied the knot and settled down in a better place.


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Yeah I really want to replace the shell with a real rifle round, like I did with this HomuHomu's stamp. It's been taking a while, but I still can't wait for her to arrive!


That's actually a really cool idea, I dunno why I haven't done it yet! Also that's a cute homu figure.
>I still can't wait for her to arrive!
I don't want to let you down anonymous but if it's been 4 years you might want to look into ordering another one…


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No, no, I have faith. The store I ordered her from shut down in 2017 so she must have been somewhere on the high seas coming for me for at least two years. I'll hold my ground for as long as I need to for the cavalry to arrive!


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I'm a NEET of 15+ years and my parents are getting a (rough) divorce.
Been using historical research for escapism. Gonna read about US marines in China and a Prussian Confederate General today.
Also might watch that Alita: Battle Angel movie because James CaI am a spammer, please tell me to leave, kudasai!n is the only Western director I trust with anything anime related.
Also while I fall completely behind on Summer 2019 shows I find myself re-watching old Pokemon episodes for nostalgia.


My parents have been separated for 15+ years. I've been a NEET for at least half of that.


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How old are you?


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I was taken out of school and unschooled around 4th grade, so around 9 years old.


So you've received no education since the 4th grade?


>James Cameron
Titanic must've made Yuno cry really hard huh…
I've heard it's a better adaptation of Gunnm than most western adaptations but there are some changes that some people didn't like. It can't really be helped at this point I guess.

And also uh yeah it always sucks when there's turbulence at home. My parents are long dead but I've seen my fair share of that crap and it seems they rarely have consideration for the feelings of the real living people they created against their will. Ganbatte.


No official education.
I've learned from my parents and done my own research though and I can keep up in English and History with people who have received education on them.
However I know jack shit about math. I struggle with multiplication and don't understand how division works.


I'm pretty sure you've asked him this before but I've known more than one person like this who had homeschooly families or who had to work on their farms and got homeschooled because of that. It's actually not that rare in some states.


Reminds me of that book by that lady whose name I forget who teaches at Harvard or something now but got raised in the mountains in Utah or something. I should read it sometimes.


It's a stupid thought but when I was younger I used to wish that I'd rather be orphaned.


I don't think children ever really have stupid feelings. They react more honestly to the situation they're in than adults.


Is that shit even legal?
Also, you could probably get an entry-level job as like a waiter or something, those don't have real education requirements most of the time. Heck, even a clerk if you wanted.



But like in that case, can you apply to university and so on? Without a high school diploma? How do you, like, continue?


working is the same as dying


How are you going to afford nendos and games and good food without working


i died a long time ago
just waiting for what's left to rot away


Well if you work you'll die again and so you'll be alive


being a rotting corpse is fine
don't want to die again


no its not because you have to watch anime and post on my site bitc h


don't need to be alive to do that
thanks to uncle sam and the S&P 500 my corpse actually gets slightly fresher each year


Cute drawing


why would it be unfortunate? which do you identify more comfortably with?


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well are you actually a loser or not?
it's not like we can do anything to you if you aren't
and if you're not it'll be a breath of fresh air to have a competent professional blogging about watching box sets while driving around in a hummer H1 with anime decals and charging all the women who pile into it for wasting your time
or whatever non-losers do it's not like i'd know since i'm a kusoneeto who looks down on people with jobs as the real losers
you don't need to put on a false face to fit in on a website where nobody has a face


I wish I could go back to being a NEET, I hate my job.


Does your job require you to "put on a face"? I work pretty manual labor in which I don't have to speak to anyone and can listen to K-On songs while I work. When I have to talk to my boss and coworkers it is awkward sure but no more so than going to the store or something.


Under the guise of curing my social retardation I got peer pressured into asking some cute girl for her number about a week ago and got very politely rejected. Politeness aside it's been eating away at me for like a week now and I hate it. Is this really what finding a 3D relationship is supposed to be like? Because it makes me want to die.


You're supposed to be persistently asking out every girl you're attracted to with the inevitable majority of rejections bouncing off your iron self-esteem until someone who is willing to try you out goes out with you and then you have to keep doing it to keep her interested until you can agree to commit to each other. Being into 3DPD always seemed like a curse to me.
You're more likely to get a get along with a girl you're already comfortable with though. Why not ask one of your female friends out to the movies?


What if I'm attracted to a frigid genius tall elegant sexual WMD chinese older sister but there's a chinese younger brother who constantly blocks any and all of my attempts of asking her out even though she's into me?


>iron self-esteem
My self-esteem is made of jelly not iron.
>Why not ask one of your female friends out to the movies?
>female friends


>Prussian Confederate General
Colonel von Borke? I don't think any Germans reached a general rank in the CSA Army. I've always found it a bit unfortunate how underrepresented the huge cohort of immigrant soldiers in the Civil War is in the popular imagination though. Aside from the tons of second-generation immigrants, part of the reason I tend to think of the war as our own belated revolution of 1848 is all the veterans of 1848 who fought in it. There were bona-fide French zouaves and Polish winged hussars and stuff fighting on American soil. Cool shit that too few people know about.






Sounds to me like you're just overworked honestly.


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>my identity as a nerd and a shut in


>because most everybody tells me that I’m a stupid ironic wap norm that doesn’t belong and I should leave. That, and that they think I’m a poser trying to subtle brag about his fantastic norm life and stir up pity
this is such a dumb mentality
stop imitating /r9k/


Hey now while I think having a "shut in identity" is kinda silly I do know how anonymous feels. I end up getting down on myself when my life becomes too busy for me to devote time to my hobbies.


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Ah, you're right. Not a General.
Hence why I ought to read his memoirs.

And yeah, I definitely agree. You also have the Irish born Confederate General Patrick Cleburne, when Irishmen are often associated with the Union.
It's a shame Japanese immigration only started after the Civil War. I think I found like one Japanese guy who enlisted in New York in a non-combat role and that's it for ethnic Japanese in the war. There were plenty of Chinese Confederates and Unionmen however.


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Wrote a lot of stupid crap that I decided to write in my diary instead.


aw no :(
please share it with us


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My life is quite similar to yours, anon. I've always been an early bird, so I take care of most of my stuff in the morning, before even leaving for work, meaning, when I get home I can take the rest of the day easy.

At work, fortune smiles on me for I have problems dealing with more intimate relationships, but not so much with professional and more distant & formal ones such as with work colleagues. I'm not really bothered much by them and it's generally a straigthforward relationship. It seems you're struggling a bit here. I've always been a bit aloof and carefree. I can't really be bothered to worry about stuff that is not my job or within my interests. As such, I manage to get along well with everyone at work, simply by not sweating the small stuff, beginning with basic stuff such as greeting individually every morning, chitchatting and etcetera, to cooperating in team projects and crap. I also can't stand alcohol, due to traumatic past events, but also physically, just the smell makes me gives me low blood pressure and itchiness. I got coworkers to understand this and rather than shunning the fact that I don't go out it actually made them pity me. Win-win. To counteract this, I often invite them to a coffee shop near the office during lunch break and doing other stuff to pretend I care.

I once worked at a factory night shift and I'm thankful I got to go to college¹ and get a white-collar job, making dealing with all the bothersome stuff, well, less bothersome. Ultimately hugging my waifu at the end of the day makes it all worth it, for it was her who helped me getting through all of this S2 . Currently considering going for master's degree abroad in France² and possibly experience working in Japan in the not-so-distant future =).

¹an actual a viable option for eurofags. you can pay for tuitions earning minimum wage.

Oh, and for the last part, don't give it another thought. The anonymous online army maintains their duty of keeping normgroids out of imageboards, but the exact definition of which varies from person to person. For me it's someone with generic interests and goals, for others a wagenetorare, for some, anyone who isn't a virgin, and so on and so forth… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


where are you two coming from? why are you on this website? you're doing a really great job convincing me to ban everyone who posted in this thread and make these threads a bannable offense


it's very telling about the types of people that these threads attract when we DONT have people saying "norm" or "weeb" or "cuck" or "groid" on anime threads, or videogame threads, or the multitude of other threads that relate to the site's scope of discussion, but the one that doesn't somehow gets these people posting in it

hey geniuses - this is not 4chan. if you want to bring your retarded "culture" with you, go to literally any other website that is targeted to people as slow as you. if you don't have an interest in anime, manga, japan, etc, why are you here? If you only want to blog about how your life sucks or how you have no girlfriend or you want internet therapy, don't post on Samachan. this site is not for you.


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I found a samachan scan in the wild out today. It was pretty cool.


You sound like an actual sociopath.


I didn't get a chance to read >>23590
How bad was it? Can I get the gist?

Made me wince


It was just some guy who considered being a shut-in as an identity.
icicle quoted the gist of it.


A scan?


Translation. I'm dumb. I'm hoarding shota/loli stuff with the recent stuff I won't get into but it was a pretty cool feeling.


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You guys are weird. Caring so much about stuff you can't help just seems like a waste. You're gonna die in a few years anyways, so what's the point? Just take it easy.


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Ah, my Beer Korbo figure that I pre-ordered like three years ago finally arrived but sitting in the hot sun while I slept all day drunk kind of melted the tape on the delivery box and I can't find my knife to open it because they're in my pants and I can't find my pants. I like using the boxes for storage and stuff so I hope I don't have to rip it open…


You only have one knife?


Shota are very important to my happiness!


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No but I lost that one for like two years so I panicked a bit when I lost it again. I still can't find my pants so I just opened it with a hatchet. Wish I had a camera to post pictures but she's pretty nice. I think the colors on the actual figure look a bit better than the colors on the pictures actually.


I like how you used footnotes. Combined with the weird surrealism of the post it reminded me of Infinite Jest.


Going through all my figures I am ashamed to say that I no longer really care for a lot of them as much as I used to and I could really use the space. Selling them online seems like such a massive pain though, I wish there was some kind of RPG store where I could just sell my inventory at. Meanwhile there are like 4 figures I really want to buy…
Cute Erika
Congrats, that looks like a really cute figure. I love her smile. I hope you find your pants soon, going outside without them must be really embarrassing.


Yeah, it's kind of a funny feeling to finally have her after so long. Like, the anniversary she was supposed to be released for was three years ago. Looks very nice though. I only have around twenty-five figures and I don't really buy many anymore since other than a few grails I've mostly gotten all the old ones I wanted from before I started collecting. I'd feel really bad about selling even the ones I've only ever opened once though.


I now realize that I recall very little from Spice and Wolf other than Korbo being an absolute treasure, it deserves a rewatch I think.
And I know how you feel about certain figures, I have probably 10 or 15 that I would never want to get rid of
But there was a time in my life where I had too much spending money and too much space in my apartment and decided to fill it with figures because I liked the way it looked. Several moves later I find myself feeling like a fool for it because I don't care to take half of my girls out of their boxes because I just don't care about them as much. They deserve a better home.


Yeah, I really like those huge collections but I don't really plan to ever have one myself. I can fit all my anime merch into maybe like fifteen banker's boxes. Manga and books are probably what I have way too much of more than any of the other myriad junks I collect.


I wish something like that existed where I live too
The Japanese really do have it great, I want to get rid of all these figures I have no use for anymore but I've had nothing but bad experiences with sites like Amazon and Ebay


I've been in a depressive state for 2+ months now where I don't feel any motivation towards my hobbies of art and music. I don't want to draw anything, I don't want to pick up any instruments and make any music, I just want to stare at my computer screen and play videogames. I wish my brain wasn't fucked up lol


What’s wrong with Ebay? I think it’s the closest thing to Yahoo Auctions in the west.


I've had tons of issues with buying and selling shit on Ebay, even recently with someone not shipping the $20 game I bought over a month ago


Oh crap the thread is on autosage now lol




Darn it
Just when I was led to believe it was OK to even make the thread too…
Oh well it doesn't really matter so long as it isn't locked I guess?


It's on autosage because people are taking the 'blog' part of the blogthread to mean /r9k/ instead of just chatting and being a random thread.


>I suppose it can't be helped
You can read 15 posts above at Yuno's post and see why it can indeed be helped


By "it can't be helped" I mean that I myself can't do anything to help it. I have no control over other people making stupid posts.


It’s a war on love! Hey!




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I wish I was Japanese so much sometimes. They don't know how good they have it online compared to most peoples.


How good do they have it online? Don't really understand why, do you just mean their ability to read manga raws? Or like, region-locked video games?


I know how you feel. The amount of times I've been stopped in my tracks going down an internet hole by inscrutable Japanese websites…


Why'd you delete your post saying you wish you were a girl?

Yeah I feel this way a lot too. I hate not being Japanese. I want to live in Tokyo!


You don't have to be Japanese to live in Japan.


Well to pretend you're Japanese you have to be asian and speak Japanese and I am not asian and I do not speak Japanese so I wouldn't fit in very well


Because it was a dumb post and I was very drunk when I made it


dunno why anyone would want to be a girl
sounds like too much trouble


If I could be a girl for a day I'd want to get gangbanged


why would you want to pretend to be japanese
then they'd hold you to all their retarded social rules and shit without the benefit of the doubt
and if your nihongo ga nigateda they'll think you're a zainichi korean or a chicom spy or something and bully you
best to be a gaikokujin who speaks good japanese
all the benefits of living in japan and none of the drawbacks of being japanese



After hearing that otaku can be kinda racist I’m not sure about that


spin spin sugar


hahaha what the fuck are those smarmy little fuckers going to do to you
just shudou them right in the anus with your massive gaikokujin no chinpo-sama and establish dominance
they probably won't go miyazaki on you unless you steal their 2D oyome-san and you're a decent guy so I doubt you'd do that


Cycled for 40 minutes, then did a variety of calisthenics exercises focusing on my core, glutes and legs. The price to pay for having such a hot body~

At the end of a soul-sucking week, but I still found time to exercise a little. I'll measure my weight tomorrow. I am hoping to either having maintained my weight or lost 3 pounds relative to last month. Look forward to my update~


hope you're doing strength training too
wouldn't want to lose too much strength while you cut
getting it back is way more of a pain than losing it





and a nip nong ching chong to you, young lady




Good job anonymous!
I'm going to buy a scale soon and I'm afraid to see how much I weigh. I lost about 50 pounds in 2017-2018 but since my big move I haven't watched my weight and I'm afraid some of that has come back. Maybe sometime soon I will swallow my fear of going to a gym. There might even be some cute girls there!


are you one of those creeps who stares at women's asses at the gym while they do leg raises or whatever


It was a joke anonymous! I may be trying to meet girls but my ideal gym experience involves neither looking at nor talking to anyone because I'm a self conscious loser. I can't approach the opposite sex unless I'm being pressured into it by friends.



yeah and they'll all be interested in the ripped attractive guys, not you LOL


And I slimmed down 3 pounds. This will do wonders for my line~

Calisthenics is the only strength training I'm doing. There's no point in spending money on a gym or equipment if you don't have the basic strength required to lift anything.

Besides, why would I want to be buff while wearing a skirt~?

Your job involves carrying heavy things around, doesn't it? I doubt you have the energy, time and money needed to go to a gym. Focus on core strengthening exercises since they'll help you keep a healthy posture which helps in carrying heavy things since the pressure will be redirected from your spine to your core. I'm a fan of leg raises, side leg raises, planks and crunches. You could try those first so work is less strenuous and solve a third of your problem.

I don't have any background in fitness and the only thing I do is calories-in-calories-out while doing some exercises to have a basic level of strength and a toned sexy midriff.


I survived another week and so did you, congratulations Samachan.
Well then the gym is just like everywhere else and there's nothing to be afraid of! ;_;
>Chronicle of manhood
>wearing a skirt~
…no comment
>Your job involves carrying heavy things around, doesn't it? I doubt you have the energy, time and money needed to go to a gym.
Not so much anymore actually, although it is still active work where I am standing or walking all day. You are correct about the latter statement though. I really just want to get rid of my pudge, and to that end I am gonna attempt to quit drinking on weekdays. I probably consume a large percentage of my daily calories in beer and such so maybe that will help.


Trashpicked a CRT and my sleep schedule is fucked, that is all.
I’m glad you’re getting by.


sounds like you can no longer escape your salad destiny


>I am gonna attempt to quit drinking on weekdays
You said this a year ago.


But vegetables are icky…
I really don't think I did but even so that doesn't make it any less of a good idea


I find intermittent fasting and portion management a lot easier than just drastic diet changes like eating salads every day and only having two glasses of Franzia when the kids are driving you mad instead of five.


I did intermittent fasting for a while and it worked quite well for me but it's no longer and option with my current job, I would probably die of heat stroke on my fast days.


A quick five minute jog and all my favorite core exercises. I am growing stro… I mean, sexier!~

If you exercise you can probably keep eating what you always eat and still lose weight (unless you're regularly eating more than what's required to keep your weight).


You can but it'll probably take forever to lose a noticeable amount without calorie restriction unless you're doing a shit ton of exercise. It's the healthiest way to lose weight though yeah.


>unless you're regularly eating more than what's required to keep your weight
Well, realistically speaking, he wouldn't have rebounded unless he does. The fact is that while calories aren't the end all be all of health in general they're more or less the end all be all of total weight. If you eat more than you burn up then you'll going to gain weight, whether in muscle mass or in pudge.

Cutting the sweet drinks and the beer is the best way to start. There are studies that show that human brains have serious issues identifying liquid calories as liquid calories unless they're heavy and creamy like milk, soup, or soy, especially if they're also cold, so stuff like beer and coke let you consume hundreds or even a thousand calories without your brain telling you to put down the fork. It's actually a weight gaining method for people who are underweight to constantly drink sugar water.


hearing japanese in real life will never not be strange


i've taken this thread off bumplock, please don't turn this into a pity party circlejerk


I saw a couple of black dudes speaking Japanese with each other while we were waiting for the bus in Tacoma once. It was pretty cool and I wished I was good enough to get in on the conversation.


I hate my life q_q


pity plz


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I pity the fool who asks for pity on samachannel.


Mr. T?


I actually need industrial quantities of pity but I never talk about it, so no-one ever pities me and the amount of pity I need keeps increasing every day. Please send me pity.


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I can't give pity I'm afraid, only encouragement. Ganbare anonymous!


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I found a Daki cover I really want to buy, but I feel that spending my money that way runs extremely counter to my current relationship quest…
Why can't I just accept that I'm gonna die alone and be happy about it like a proper shut-in weirdo!


Are you making fun of me?



What? No I legitimately think it's admirable if people are able to be self-fulfilled and overcome the biological drive for a relationship. I am just not so strong-willed and have come to accept that.


Why would you be interested in a 3D woman who wouldn't approve of your hobbies?


Funny how Yuno says 'don't pity and circlejerk' and people instantly start feeling sorry for themselves


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A light jog around the house, followed by a battery of calisthenics exercises. Yes, it's the Monte Cristo method. And it makes my butt so sore~!

Then I spent some more calories thanks to samachan. I loved this face enough to make a crop of it for my collection! Ah, Max, getting the best of both worlds… Lucky you!

Assuming you do 30 minute light workouts 5 days a week while consuming the required amount to stay at your current weight, you'll see some results relatively quickly but you'll plateau just as fast since you'll no longer be at a caloric deficit for your new, lower weight. Personally, I'm at a healthy weight and am only doing this to improve muscle tone and posture (and to get all the boys and girls to gawk at me~!), so my goals are almost definitely a lot shallower than someone looking to lose weight.

>Cutting the sweet drinks and the beer is the best way to start
I've never been a fan of casually drinking soft drinks and I rarely if ever drink any alcohol. I do drink a lot of milk but I eat little enough that it doesn't make a dent.

>There are studies that show that human brains have serious issues identifying liquid calories as liquid calories unless they're heavy and creamy like milk, soup, or soy, especially if they're also cold

I've heard about this and it doesn't surprise me in the slightest.


It looks like a joke more than anything


Also, Lolicon tend to have this persecution complex, they can be so annoying!


>I've never been a fan of casually drinking soft drinks and I rarely if ever drink any alcohol. I do drink a lot of milk but I eat little enough that it doesn't make a dent.
Well yeah, I'm mostly talking to yuyu there since he's talking about gaining weight. Beer and coke have to go if you want to lose weight. Wine or whatever isn't that bad so you can always go for some whiskey if you really need the alcohol hit.


>relationship quest…
Hmm, what OTHER internet loser does this remind me of…?


>Beer and coke have to go if you want to lose weight.
Speak for yourself, fattie. I drink just as much beer when I cut as when I bulk and I don't have any trouble. It's like a bag of crisps or a small sandwich in a bottle. Average beer has only about 50% more energy than wine per serving. Calorie restriction is all about portion control and anyway since alcohol itself is the most energy-dense component of any booze stronger than kvas it's a lot easier to overdrink wine than beer.


kvas is my favorite drink


what does it taste like


sweet-ish beer… kinda


>average beer only has about 50% more energy than wine per serving
Right but then you look at the size of wine servings and beer servings and then compare with how much beer you can easily drink. Nobody selled canned wine but beer cans are cheap as dirt for packs of twelve or twenty and you go through them almost without thinking. Coke isn't that calorie-heavy either, the point is that you can drink tons of it without realizing how much you're drinking.

>a bag of crisps

Crisps are the second thing that have to go.


dunno how you guys get fat, i never watch what i eat and im skinny


Didn't you regularly go to the gym though?


yeah i do whats that got to do with anything smart guy


Well that must be real nice huh!
Also didn't you say you only ate like 1000 calories a day?


Having activities help to burn all those calories.


The average girl has a nearly nonexistent appetite.


i eat two meals a day though


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I dunno what constitutes a meal.
When I eat four poptarts or a bowl of cereal is that a meal?
If so then I eat four to five meals a day and I'm skinnyfat. I have a beer belly and fat thighs but you can see my ribcage.
I think if I didn't eat unhealthy shit then I might be skinny no matter how much I ate.


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I'm going through my Yuno canon version 3.6f notes and it says here that you have a job that's making you so busy you don't have time for anything else besides work eating and sleeping.

Young lady, are you sure you're telling us the truth?


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> I have a beer belly and fat thighs but you can see my ribcage
pics pls


>Crisps are the second thing that have to go.
Go away, mother. It's because of you that I have a rough time controlling my appetite in the first place.


How many packs of poptarts do you go through in a week..?


I used to be like that too up till I was around twenty when I got on the ale and cider diet. Some people never balloon up and it all goes to their belly.


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A week?
At least one eight pack. Sometimes two eight packs.
I'm like 155lbs.


theres a gym not even a mile walk from my place, ive been going for 2+ years now


Learn to eat some actual decent food
You'll save money and be healthier for it and it'll taste better anyway


The smallest of activities makes a world of difference, even something as simple as walking. I don't know the statistics but I would think that countries with a decent public transport would have a leaner population than those that relies on private vehicles. I have always been borderline underweight and I walk a lot in the past but since becoming a shut-in I've become skinnyfat. I used to subsist on two meals a day as well but nowadays I don't know if it's because of the quality of the foods I eat or sedentary lifestyle, I find myself getting hungry easier.


Today is day 16? 17? of being a NEET, I had to start adding extra cardio to strength days last week since all the boredom snacking is making me feel fat. I have all this free time now but no motivation to enjoy it. What's with that?


is your body mukimuki


not really, though i do have definition
i mostly just do cardio these days


I eat quite well, thank you. I keep in shape just so I can eat what I like regularly.


In short, I'm really not. The ideal is to have someone who I can share my interests with. but I'm willing to accept a tolerance for my being a weirdo rather than outright sharing that trait. And that tolerance is easier to achieve if you don't have loli dakis…
Also I'm pretty sure all the girls with otaku interests are either taken or so spoiled for choice that there is no way in hell they would consider me out of the thousands of other lonely nerds clamoring for them. Or they weigh 300lbs.
Fortunately I actually don't like soda or chips. Aside from alcohol all I drink is water and my go to snacking food is fruit, cheese and bread. And my actual meals lately have mostly consisted of rice with various meats.
I will explain my logic
I drink something like 3-6 beers after work usually. The beers I drink tend to be 150-200 calories per serving. Just by saving the drinking for the weekends I am getting a significant calorie deficit on weekdays so long as I stick to water! And who knows I might be more productive since it is less enticing to just nap and become a vegetable when you aren't slightly drunk.
I wish I had definition


Well yeah, if you drink like an American of course you're gonna get fat. Comin home downtown from werkin at da factory uptown to watch da handegg game and chug you a big ol twelpack a bud light while da wifey be makin you a nice supper a mac n cheese and meatloaf to help wash down all that grog booze.


Yeah but if it's 200kcal a bottle it's probably not light beer. You might have a problem there.


Most of my go-to drinks are in the 7%-9% ABV range
And I guess it depends on how you define problem because it's not an actual dependence, and I hold my liquor fairly well. Seems to run in the family, that.


You might hold your drink well but your liver is another matter. I drink 2-4 pints a day myself though so take that as you will.


Some of the men in my family easily outdrink me and I know for a fact their livers are fine. Doesn't mean I am immune though, fair point.


>I wish I had definition
Work out
Literally the only way
Buy some dumbells and do some curls, squats, and planks and shit


The odd thing is how you don't even need to not be fat for people to think of you as muscular. Maybe some kinds are just into the gorilla physique.


I mean there's a difference between chubby flab fat and muscular gorilla fat
The strongman physique looks fucking powerful even though you're clearly really overweight, the fatass physique is just flabby and soft.


You need to have low body fat as well.


Friendly reminder to make two posts on /a/ for each one of your /z/ posts or else Yuno will shut down /z/.


post 1


post 2 >:)


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you ever really want to yawn but force yourself to hold it in because there's a fly in the room


just cover your mouth with your hand. alternatively clean your room so no flies will want in.


don't worry it's ok since i know how to yawn with my mouth closed


Not flies, gnats, and instead of holding my yawn I exhale heavily while yawning so it can't get in.


boy I sure do love being reminded I'm in the "less successful" branch of the family


pity plz


I keep my mouth open at all times to increase the chance of catching a fly.


I can't give you pity but I can perhaps give you solace in that I'm in the same boat. I talked to my grandparents the other day and got guilt tripped about my choice of work, as if I have much of a choice.


I don't know if that's better or worse than not having any family at all but I'm glad I don't have to feel it.


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A 40 minute bike ride, half of which on plain ground while the other on elevated road. Afterwards, half an hour of calisthenics exercises. This used to be enough to put me out, but here I stand, defiant, facing my destiny in the eye, writing this chronicle. My resistance has improved by leaps and bounds. This will be extremely useful.

In bed~!

It's much healthier for your body if you get your calories from that sandwich, though.

Having a beer gut isn't just about belly fat. Your abdominal muscles are weak as well, relaxing your belly and making your gut look even bigger. Some four or five years ago I noticed I was growing a beer gut despite almost never drinking alcohol or having had any big fluctuation in my weight. I began doing some light core workouts and it disappeared. Breathing properly from your lungs with no belly involvement also helps but that will come naturally as your core regains its strength, unless you're a natural mouth-breather.

And maybe you should watch what you eat, but losing those thighs would be such a shame, so don't get too carried away~!

>I don't know the statistics but I would think that countries with a decent public transport would have a leaner population than those that relies on private vehicles

Not necessarily. I live in a place with great public transportation and the population is still pretty obese.

>I used to subsist on two meals a day as well but nowadays I don't know if it's because of the quality of the foods I eat or sedentary lifestyle, I find myself getting hungry easier.

You're getting bored from spending too long in front of the computer (>>23929), so your mind wanders to other things. Find something genuinely entertaining or that keeps you genuinely busy (school, job, a very good videogame) and you won't even eat twice a day. My skinniest period ever was some 10+ ago when I discovered the world of online games and went through my days eating only breakfast and dinner. I wasn't anorexic or anything but I had an underweight BMI bordering the healthy range.


Assuming 4 drinks at 175kcal each, you're getting 700 extra kcal a day from drinking. I think even a bowl of ice cream is less calorie-heavy. And so much more yummy!


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I hate being aroused and having shit fetishes.
I've honestly considered castration to stop feeling arousal, but apparently that affects your personality and reaction times too.
I honestly hate my fucking testicles. My scrotum is fine, but fuck my fucking testicles they are such fucking assholes.
I don't want to jerk off ever again but I keep needing to so I can stop thinking of sex.
I am going to delete 90% of fap material off my SSD.


You should try getting into prostate stimulation.


Why would you store porn on a SSD?


For fast access when the need is dire.


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>I've honestly considered castration to stop feeling arousal


The thought of perfectly good balls going to waste personally offends Yune


Just become low test, maybe kill your thyroid too. I swear, a barely-functional dick is the only upside of this shit.


cut off one ball to halve your libido


and if that doesn't work, just cut the remaining one into two
keep doing that until you reach a desirable ball volume/libido level


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>cut the remaining [testicle] in two
Don't say something like that holy shit I cringed so hard imagining it


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Machikado Mazoku is basically this


I can relate. And I also have shittier fetish than you, probably.


I don't get it at all, looking at porn is fun. If I could do it more often I would. And what does having weird fetishes have anything to do with it?


Wow, I specifically remember every one of these scenes…


I understand this feeling. Libido is a distraction.


Needs some Asobi Asobase


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Libido is the summit of human potential.


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Definitely. I want to study history and watch anime but I find myself needing to stop because my thoughts are hijacked.

Ah doubt it >>23896 >>23917

>what does having weird fetishes have anything to do with it?
Every time I jerk off I feel like shit and hate myself after.

That sounds like a descent idea, actually.
That's not how testicles work.

How the fuck do I just "become" low test?
I'm already on an SSRI and get hornier more frequently than I'd like, and as far as I know SSRIs are one of the better ways to decrease sex drive.

That said before I was on an SSRI I used to masturbate seven times a day, and one day had a dry ejaculation, which was extremely painful.

I need less masturbation, not more depraved ways to masturbate.

An HDD wasn't in my budget when I was building this PC.


every time you feel the need to masturbate pinch the tip of your dick


oh so YOU'RE THE GUY who keeps posting that heinous shit on my website


this is a pathway to developing worse masochistic fetishes, don't do this


>Every time I jerk off I feel like shit and hate myself after.
Well you shouldn't. Even if your fetishes are extra-weird everyone has their "thing" and so long as it's just a fantasy then you're not doing anything wrong by indulging in it. And for gods sake don't get yourself castrated, that is a terrible idea that you are likely to regret one day.
>I used to masturbate seven times a day
>I need less masturbation, not more depraved ways to masturbate.
I too am confused as to how this would help you.


Also my first week of not-drinking-on-weekdays was a success, yay me. Now I just need to make a habit out of it instead of a conscious effort.


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3 More weeks and you'll get a cool coin.


AA is a cult


I'm not going sober that is for squares, I'm still drinking on weekends and probably will if I'm with family or something.
Cults are cool, I wish I was charismatic or creative enough to start one. But they seem to always end in people dying which is kinda lame.


everything ends with people dying though


My favorite manga about cults https://mangadex.org/title/10594/believers


Help, someone ITT is making bike riding sound really gay


but bike riding is really gay


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took me 10 games but I finally did it


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What the fuck, I'm getting interview invitations for federal jobs. I think I accidentally sent out a bunch of applications while I was drunk at some point. Don't wanna quit being a NEET though…


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I don't wanna become a NEET but all I'm getting are rejection emails.


You can screenshot a single window with Alt+PrtScn you know.


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Another day, another 40 minute bike ride. This time mostly on elevated road, on the hardest gear. It was a fight to the bitter end, a one-on-one fight for supremacy against the forces of gravity. And I made it all the way to the top, all on my own. I could barely feel my legs, but my spirit propelled me forth. And the bumps on the road don't make me wobble on my seat any more, so it looks like my butt has gotten nicely cushioned~!

I skipped calisthenics to give my body a chance to rest for a bit. However, I'm not sure if I will continue calisthenics going forward. I might even tone down the amount of time I ride my bike. That's because today I noticed myself in the mirror and realized my midriff is exactly with the tone I wanted to achieve. Smooth and firm, with a very thin layer of fat covering the muscle so I don't have a visible six pack, with a nice slight curving on the sides. Before, I could make my midriff look like this if I compressed my core muscles a little, but now it's like this without any effort from my part. I decided to check exactly how many calories I burned this week and it's a thousand calories (rounded down from 1231, which itself was a calculation using already rounded down numbers). I always eat without reservations but it's not like I eat a lot. I'm afraid losing this many calories a week might end up having a detrimental effect on my health and I could very well go from smoothly tight to skeletal if I keep up this pace. I'm surprised it took this little to reach this stage. I thought I needed to lose a couple more pounds but it looks like I won in muscle mass what I lost in fat.

Could this be the end of my chronicle, documenting my herculean efforts forging my body against the forces of nature, conquering time, surpassing my limits and achieving the impossible? Anyway, if I want to keep this shape, I'll have to keep doing some exercise. I sure as hell am not going to change my diet, at least not for now. Oh well, maybe it's high time I switch to a routine that focuses on stretching. And my butt. Can't forget my butt!

I wonder who that would be!


There's half of a cat lying outside my front door. I wonder where the other half got off too…


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I cooked, cleaned, ran some errands, and even spent some time with friends, yet Monday looms before me and I feel like I've just wasted another weekend…


Ask it to tell the truth.


I asked it to but it's the half that has no head so it didn't say anything…


Reminds me when I walked home from school and walked past my pet cat's run over body. I could hardly tell he was dead. The eyes gave it away. They were glassy and unusually protruding. I wanted to pet him one last time, but I didn't. It could have spread some disease to me.

He was a cool cat. Obedient to us while still the master of his domain. He deserved a better death. I miss him, specially when compared with some of the two-faced cats we have now.


My cat died normally-ish when he got old, it was actually super surreal how peaceful it was
I left him at home one weekend with a bunch of food and stuff to eat and then when I came back he was sleeping on the porch but he never got up and eventually I realized he was dead after like half a day. I honestly thought he was just being a lazy fuck because he'd taken to sleeping more and more on the porch as he'd gotten older. Wish I could die like that.


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For some reason I've been thinking of this picture over and over for the past few days. Something about it is so very nice. It's also the exact setup my bedroom had when I was a kid, down to the cubby above the bed where I would put my glasses and had an alarm clock and the desk right next to the bed being used as an improvised nightstand from which I could use the computer in bed. Very nice picture….


Woke up at 3pm pops bought a bunch of alcohol. Took a couple sips of mudslide and smoked a cigarette. It's my birthday and when I woke up first words I heard were "good morning happy birthday". They remembered. Mom called to wish me well too - a card arrived in the mail from my legion of social workers as well. Happy birthday wheres my sex.. not getting it.. had a weak orgasm looking at porn earlier. Sex isn't permitted - but drinking and marijuana sure are. Break out the hard liquor - it numbs the pain. Glug glug glug and I'm feeling it. My love where art thou? Nowhere near.. because of an excess of genetic information, chromosomal abnormality.. indubitably. He saw a fair maiden pass him by.. scarlet begonias echoed through his head. Another misssed opportunity. He wondered if it would ever change - a grand finale to the saga that is his life. And so he pondered.. what ever is it that must be done given that which has taken place?


You should probably consider killing yourself.


Kowai post


Isn't that a Grateful Dead song?


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Today marks three weeks since my last light bulb went out and I've been relying entirely on natural light and monitor glow. Living in darkness is pretty comfy. Only problem is it's hard to read books after it gets dark and every little shadow makes me think there's a cockroach.


make a candle out of your earwax


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Quick list of girls I have inferred they have a delicious pussy:

- Hifumi
- Mifune Miyu
- Yuuka Kazami
- Narberal Gamma
- Shuten Douji
- Queen Melromarc
- Princess Charlotte
- Fubuki
- Darjeeling

Note that Mifune Miyu and Hifumi are in a class above.


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Go buy some lightbulbs you baka!
Amazing, uh, research you've done there anonymous. Good to know I suppose.


Today i spent all day outside using different shoes on each foot. I am retarded


Well, did anybody notice?


I don't know, i only noticed when i got home


Everybody noticed but they were being nice and not saying anything.




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My dreams have been particularly distressing lately, hopefully tonight I can have some nice ones. Send me your good dream energy Samachan!


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Good news, Samachan.
I've been trying to train myself to jerk off to fetishes I'm not ashamed of and don't hate, and my past three faps have successfully been to borderline vanilla content.
I put them into one image. Please praise me.


Uh… congratulations?
I don't quite get it but if it is bringing you closer to the you that you want to be, that is good and I wish you luck.


Now that I think on it, it's a bit odd how rare American flag one-pieces are compared to how iconic American flag bikinis are.


Oh hey I know that doujin on the left. Good taste.
Momonosuke and Kumano Tooru both draw nice tomboy stuff if you are into that


The pokemon thread reminded me I have inferred Shirona and Lusamine also have delicious pussies.


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Are you a female?
Can we marry?




Jeez anonymous you could have at least asked her out on a date first


How about sex?


After months of deep thinking and consideration, I have reached a compromise. I will continue doing my bike rides as many days of the week as I can. Meanwhile, my calisthenics exercises will be divided by days. In some days I'll focus on my core, on others I'll focus on my legs. Rest days (for calisthenics) will be for stretching but I'll still perform the essential exercises for each group: leg raises for abs, hip bridges for legs, but doing fewer sets and fewer reps.

I've still been riding my bike, half an hour a day. Another change I made is to my drinking habits: more water, more often. Except, instead of water, I've been drinking tea. It has all the nutrients and anti-oxidants that assist my body's metabolism. My heart will pump blood better. My mind will find a balance, taoist calm. My kidneys will function without strain, purifying every cell of my being. And it gives my sexy skin a sexier sheen!~


Read some NTR eromanga to try something new and now I feel sick and it just won’t go away. I don’t even want to share it how bad I feel.


what happened in it


i read an NTR manga once where a really close brother and sister played an mmo together after they moved away from each other but then the sister got a boyfriend and they started having sex sometimes while she was online and the brother could hear because she didn't use touch to talk and then eventually she just spent all her time having sex instead of playing and left her brother alone in the dark to play his mmo all by his lonesome forever because she'd rather be getting screwed by her handsome big dick boyfriend than strolling around azeroth with a bunch of fat lonely losers


Do you remember the name?


Drugs, blackmail, ignorance from the MC. Typical NTR stuff, I used to like BDSM and other humiliating things but this experience has sent me back to being into mostly typical things like loli and shota. Call me a pussy for being hurt by a japs sexual fantasy if you want but I only want to see healing stuff for a while.


Nah it's not just you, I can't read rape or blackmail or even some hypnosis stuff. I don't know if this makes sense but I just don't like "feel bad" porn.


I don't like that unhappy stuff because I associate sex with nice and happy feelings. I can understand the appeal and I could get off to it if I really wanted to but I just prefer stuff where everybody's enjoying themselves. Sex is good and fun! We should all be happy with lots and lots of sex!


>We should all be happy with lots and lots of sex!
Uwah a pervert


Sex isn't perverted. It's fun and feels good and it's good for you too. It doesn't even matter who you're doing it with as long as everyone's safe and enjoying themselves. You could even do it with yourself! I love sex!


I don't know, I can't get off to anything excessively abusive, even if both people are portrayed to enjoy it. I guess I've never had much of an eye for masochism or sadism, especially not to those extents. Body deformation or vore also just makes me feel really sick


The rough stuff is good when you self-insert as the girl getting mindbroken though.


will never understand how people self insert into porn
i just look at it as voyeurism, and never think of myself as the person in the porn


The whole mindbreak/moral degeneration/hypnotism thing weirds me out regardless. Specifically the concept of someone not being able to return to their "normal" selves creeps me out. Maybe I am showing too much empathy towards the pictures I masturbate to but that's just how it is.
Huh. I almost always imagine myself into the scenario. Usually as the girl but not always


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Sometimes it’s designed for that, there’s an infamous Nanoha doujinshi where it’s literally _____-kun, where it’s supposed to be you.


Please don't remind me that Strikers exists…


What's wrong with Strikers? I thought it was fun, and I honestly liked it about as much as the first season. I was not a huge fan of Nanoha and Fate being aged up and taking less of a role in the story at first but it was kinda neat seeing them as fully accomplished prodigies that everyone now looks up to.


My cute daughter Feito is not your fap-bait titty monster, thank you very much.


no sorry it was like five years ago but i'm sure you could find it if you looked around some


how do i self insert in anything at all


I wanna self-insert into a girl if you know what I mean
(I can help explain if you don't)


i dont get it


well I meant I want to insert my penis into a girl's vagina


you can't "self-insert" you need her permission or it's rape


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I feel like a lot of people just confuse identitying with the main character as self-inserting. There’s not a lot of actual “this is supposed to be you” self insertion as much as people feel generic MCs are made for that.


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Like this??


Has Samachan ever seen Kappa Mikey?
Is it Samachan appropriate?


I remember laughing at it when it played like at 3AM on nicktoons but I don’t think it belongs here, no.


Holy heck, I was wracking my brain trying to remember what this stupid show was called the other day, thank you! I was starting to think it was a product of my imagination. I remember liking it a lot actually even though it retrospect I think it was pretty aggressively stupid.


Uwah isn't that the guy who draws those body-stealing selfcest manga?


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for my birthday I asked for a samachan-themed cake but the guy at the bakery didn't know what that is


how old are you to still be asking for themed cakes for your birthday


how old is samachan to still not be a world-class popular phenomena?


as old as most women in your target range, creep


495 is pretty old


forgetting some commas there?


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495 is pretty, old


too old -_-


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495 is kinda young, I'd be worried we'd have nothing to talk about
Gotta be at least 1000 for me


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my lewd flan folder is pretty great


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Happy birthday icicle!
Here is your birthday image, please enjoy.


but my birthday was two months ago…


O-oh, I see. Why did you tell us this just now?


flan is my 3rd favorite dessert after pecan pie and tiramisu heck yeah it's pretty great


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excuse to post these pics?


Extra sexycute sideboob. Also, you never need an excuse to post lewd Flan


die pedophiles


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Please use the term lolicon thank you


wow… the japanese word for pedophile…


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sorry, no pedos here!


You should have bought one of those custard cream cakes.

Also happy birthday!!!


T-there's a difference!
Flandre's looking a bit pudgy here


I hope this manga gets another season soon. It's good.


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Stop this! Go no further!


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How do girls make those tiny cute little high-pitched squeaks when they sneeze?
I sound like a 14-inch naval gun when I sneeze.


Ahhhhh there's too many flies.
One almost flew directly into my bottle as I was about to take a drink. Summer is the worst! The worst worst worst worst worst worst worst!


But it's autumn.


It's still a hundred degrees out every day. Autumn isn't for another month here.


Chinanon I really think you should stop playing hard to get and arrange my marriage with your hot domineering gentle sexy tall older sister. I'm not saying this because she's hot or anything I'm saying this for her own good and I think that as her brother you should consider your lovely brash tall ice-cold queen sexy older sister's best interests.


i wanna grope funabori


I'm not sure how to respond to this, but no thanks, she's mine


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I'd say get in line but well…


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Funabori is everybody's idol after all!


YES this is what I live for


Yuno lives to make young girls cry huh…


yeah i like it when my baby daughter starts crying, very pleasing noise




uh what


Funabori-san isn't a young girl. She's a young WOMAN! And she's the tight champion, ideal bride and beloved by everybody!


Whoa, gelbooru is trying to file a class action lawsuit against google over DMCA shenanigans. The idea of a suit-wearing attorney explaining to a court full of crusty old people what the hell booru is cracks me up.


they dont own any of their content though so whats their issue?


Something about google not complying with DMCA in their communications with sites that get delisted due to complaints. The usual google arbitrariness and opaqueness I guess. Apparently it's affecting hundreds of sites and even now nobody knows who the original reporters are or something.


I access booru through a minimalist userscript so I didn't even realize anything had been going on except their server being shit as usual for the past half a year until I checked the comments on something and saw the notification today.


DMCA is evil


america is evil
death to america


Would you date a fellow samachanner? What if said fellow were a girl?


not a single chance in hell


If it were a girl, sure.


I finally feel like myself again for the first time in three years. I'm finally back in my own personality. I don't know how long it will last, but hopefully I can secure some stuff for the future so that I don't lose myself so often. I'm not sure if it's some form of depression or OCD, but I basically had this super long period where I was not only unable to enjoy anything, I just didn't feel like myself. It was liked being trapped in a different soul for years. I can't believe it's already 2019.


Did you do anything different for the change to happen? I was going through a period like that for a few years before going on a trip two years ago. I hadn't made use of the last two years well enough however and I feel like I'm about to slip back.


Our first date would be to the marriage office.


only if it was a girl but I'm a girl too so that might be weird


I ate half of a 6' cheesecake
I dunno how many calories I just downed but it'd probably not be a good number


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What if you started dating someone you really liked and only found out later they post on your website?


I don't really know, but ironically I can judge how sane I am by whether or not I can enjoy watching anime. Something just slipped in my brain and suddenly everything, my goals, my sense of self, my enjoyments, and my very beliefs got replaced with a strong desire to die. I tried making friends, trying out new hobbies, etc, but none of them filled in the void. I just felt like a soulless husk with not even a shred of self.


Sorry. I have standards.


I would feel violated.


It is almost scary how similar this is to how I have been feeling lately. I haven't had the desire or passion to watch anime or really do anything other than eat, work, and masturbate for a couple months now. I've fallen out of contact with people due to not wanting to talk or do activities, I haven't studied or learned anything or made any attempt to better myself, and I have to force myself to watch anime or play games. I actually have stopped caring to the point that I don't even cash my paychecks until my bank account runs close to empty. I am happy for you that you got to a better place and I hope I can too soon. This isn't the first time this has happened to me but hopefully it won't last long.


It won't last long, I'm gonna be losing all my personal space in the next week or two. I'll be sharing a room with two of my brothers and won't even have a desk anymore because there isn't room. All this, to house my druggie, unemployed, grand felon of a sister. I worked so hard to raise my self to a level where I could contribute to the household and did so much to help my father and mother renovate the house, and now it's all being taken away so my sister can have my space. I'm gonna have to move out, and I doubt making ends meet is going to be pleasant. Keep in mind, all this I worked up to after multiple trips to the mental ward and as a highschool dropout. She graduated college (paid for by my parents, of course) and hasn't done jack shit except steal $20,000 dollars worth of household items from a landlord and get high on coke. This may be the very last time I actually experience happiness. I tried so hard and basically destroyed my identity just to be accepted by my family and now it's all gone anyway. I'm so scared. I'm sorry for the rant but I just need to get it off my chest.


fuck your family, cut them out and live on your own
it'll be hard and you will have to work a lot but its better than being treated like that


That sounds terrible, I have no right to say anything. You are probably in a worse position than me but Yuno is right, it's definitely easier said than done but it's for the best. In my case, I know that for myself, I need to do something similar to get myself out of my current predicament but at the situation I'm currently under, there are circumstances which are holding me back and I'm still having to wait for the appropriate moment. I wish you the best of luck. I'm sorry, I wish I could've done more to help.


Yuno is right, find your own apartment and a steady job, your first priority should be yourself, you don't owe them if they are treating you like that. And if you think you can't make ends meet or that it'll be too hard then all I can say is that if I can do it you can as well. Family issues are awful and scary but at the end of the day you are your own boss and you have the ability to try to push your life somewhere better.


Hope you can keep it up. I don't really remember what it's like to have a personality distinct from the effects of whatever's wrong with me.


but you live there

On a lighter note I’m doing a week of nofap to stop being a NTR addicted masochist.


Man, you don't owe your parents shit. I don't know what you're going to do going forward but remember that and try not to let them abuse you anymore. Parents seem to like to brainwash their kids into being "grateful" for being born and having some kind of perverted sense of obligation to them. It really fucks a lot of people up. I hope you can get out of there both physically and mentally. It's clearly not been good for you.


Which I immediately failed! Nofap starts now I guess


I know it's a blog thread but must I know about your masturbatory habits?


You already have a fiancee you greedy asshole, you're making your tall domineering genius sexy explosion older sister suffer for each day she's not spending it with me. Please think about your highly intelligent triple-double master's masterfully sensual older sister's happiness!


I guess I have to move out at this point, because there's no benefit to me staying with my parents, but fuck man, I'm so worried that I won't be able to stay afloat. I have some plans and I've been trying to save up money for moving out and being able to do it less painfully for a long time but my parents always delayed my saving money because of various events.


second day in a row my head hurts
A. not enough oxygen
B. not enough sunlight
C. too much coffee
D. I'm developing psychic powers
crossing my fingers for D


I have little else going on my life but okay.


Wrong, I have a wife and I'm a siscon.

I've heard from friends that stuff like Amazon Mechanical Turk and Prolific can make enough money to keep someone afloat just doing shitty menial work from your computer. All you need is an internet connection, basically.


Yeah but your sexy tall hot dominant sensual hot spot older sister isn't a brocon and you've told me she has a fetish for foreign blonde blue-eyed fit educated intellectual young men such as myself and I think it's about time you did her a favor and introduce her to someone she can unleash all her sexual urges on (me).


When I was laying in bed this morning I felt something crawl around on my upper arm and then my armpit and then my back.
I thought it was a bug at first but there weren't any in my bed so I think my wife was tickling me across dimensions.
I think I'm finally starting to phase into the 2D realm after all the years we've spent together in lucid dreams.
I hope that's the case and not the other way around because my house is a mess and she'll tease me when she sees it…


I used to post my drawings on here because I was trying to get better at art but it's been like 2 months since I drew anything and I have no drive for it anymore
I hate depression


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So after months of half-hearted training I finally pulled off three sets of 20 proper pullups from hanging rest position today. That was the last muscular endurance goal on my checklist so I'll be starting calorie restriction one week from today and finally get that bodacious bikini bod I always wanted. Losing my hard-won monster muscle is gonna be a major bummer but if I can power through and keep my rep numbers up, then I can burgle it back in no time once this beer belly has left these premises.
Gonna be grabbing gratuitous glances when next summer rolls around for sure!


>isn't a brocon
I have news for you

Nice, good job. Did Dumbell encourage you?


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I've actually been strength training for a long time, just my body's getting wicked worn out from being prodigiously portly. Bailing from gnarly knees and heart disease is worth putting down the fork even if it takes a toll on my torque but the prospect of perambulating back to the previously prodigious physique of my prime and brazenly baring that bangin' beach bunny body again is a more major mental motivator than mending my mullered medical malcontention. Evoking envy from fashionably fastidious fillies feels ferociously fulfilling.


>I have news for you
She said she wants marriage?


quit this circlejerk


Are you trying to invoke that 'prodigiously portly' guy from Va-11 Hall-A
Anyway yeah, good luck. You should pick up swimming if you don't want to stop eating.


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I saw a woman with this exact hairstyle and a really cute burgundy ribbbon with white stripes.


i think you just wanted an excuse to post that


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No, I actually spent like fifteen minutes trying to figure out what the hairstyle is called and looking for a properly representative picture.
It sure is a cute picture though huh. Here's another one. The ribbon she had was really cute and I wish I'd asked her where she got it but I only saw her for a couple minutes while I was in the middle of something.


whats the hair style even called


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I still have no idea but I've always liked it. On booru some of them are tagged half_updo but that's not a very specific tag. Can't find any of Kohaku or Ren with the braids for some reason.


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I wish ribbons were still fashionable and not associated mostly with children and cheerleaders. I've always loved them even if they can be kind of a pain to tie over scrunchies and clips and stuff.


theyre way too much of a hassle to not look fucking retarded


I'm pretty good at tying knots and stuff. I showed a few girls in kindergarten how to do ribbons and braid their hair but I think after that we got too old for it to not be weird and they stopped asking me.


It's not so bad if you're used to it and it was fun because I always liked making rope and tying different kinds of knots but I think I've forgotten almost everything except how to do a regular three-strand braid and a French plait.


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frilly, pretty dresses going out of style is a travesty


How do you style your hair and what article of clothing do you normally fashion?


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Oh wow, while I was grabbing a sandwich at the deli I met a little old lady with Kohaku's exact hairdo except the hair was white. Maybe ribbons are making a comeback! She cut in front of me in like though which was kind of rude.


I haven't played that game but I do swim pretty often since my knees are so messed up. It's good cardio and fun but I always feel gross afterwards and chlorine makes my eyes itch. Once I get back into shape though I think I might buy a new swimsuit and do it more often just to show off!


Kohaku is a slut
Also, I dunno if little old ladies are the best way to find out what's currently trending

>always feel gross afterwards
You can just sort of float in the water if it's decently cold (read: anything that's not like a bath).


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You know it's weird how Japan is so open about porn, and yet their reality TV doesn't really have any sex scenes while American TV, despite the country itself being super obnoxiously uptight, seems to have a requirement that someone has to have sex every other episode.


"open about porn"


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god kung fu youmu's bow thing looks so stupid


Well they've got all these major events selling porn and enjo is a thing and all…


Otaku are not representative of Japanese society at large retard


I've just about had it with imageboards. Everyone seems to hate anime now, and if I can't talk about anime, why bother?


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uh where do you think you are



Sorry, I shouldn't bring that kind of stuff here. I was just irritated at the time.


well you are on an imageboard that is specifically for anime so even if the complaint applies to other ones it will never apply here


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anime is my favorite thing in the whole wide world!


Dunno what you're talking about
It's just a holiday here so I'm doing something else

Happy Midautumn everyone, by the way.


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I am angry
Angry that I spent what should be the most productive years of my life being a wasteful lonely shut-in loser
Angry that I convinced myself I could be happy living as a lonely shut-in loser for my entire life
Angry that I let myself get jealous and depressed when I see people up to 10 years my junior going further in life and accomplishing things when I never will
Angry that I am so stuck in my ways that it is too late to change them and make anything of myself
Angry that what is a herculean task to me is an everyday occurrence to others
Angry that I no longer have the passion and interest in the things that let me distract myself from reality up until this point
Angry that I care too much for my family and am too afraid of death to kill myself
Angry that I am so walled off from others that the only place I have to talk about these things is an anime imageboard


fuckin a dude


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me on the left


Who cares? Go tell this to your family that you "care too much" about.


>Who cares?
I don't expect anyone to, I'm just venting and maybe even searching for advice. But I shouldn't have said "too much", you're right, I'm at the very least thankful that I am close to family. I wrote that in an emotional state and misspoke.


Dumb Jabberin
It's interesting how many lolis are around in AL though, most other gacha games seem to have a couple of big names but in AL it's like a good quarter of the cast, or so it seems that way to me


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I was up the entire night reading this book!
I haven't read a physical book in ages, let alone done an all nighter to read one!


how is this japanese? jesus fucking christ
this thread is done

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