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Have you seen any interesting dreams lately?

I just woke up from a dream where I was living in a banged up hotel room sort of thing and I got a new porcelain toilet seat delivered. I was with some anime girls who I recognized as my dead relatives and I extolled the grandness of a porcelain seat. After replacing my crappy plastic one I went to get breakfast from a donut stand in the hallway and waiting in line was an old friend I haven't seen in over ten years. We didn't really talk though and the lady behind the counter was singing some weird song about baking to the tune of the first stage song from Perfect Cherry Blossom, as she was bringing haggises and danishes and stuff out of the oven. There were two streams of the waiting line and so somehow I got in front of my old friend even though he was already there before me but he was already holding his haggis somehow despite that. He was still waiting in like though which is strange since you have to actually get to the counter to ask for something in the first place. Anyways I got a cream cheese danish and was going to get an apricot cream cheese danish but I saw a blueberry one so I got that instead and I also got a haggis. The dream ended when I paid and started walking away and bit into the blueberry danish.


The last dream I remember, per-se, was like two weeks ago and had to do with life honestly. Wasn't too surreal. I was trying to install some generic RPG, which wouldn't install, and then at some point I got very frustrated and angry so I went to get some sweets. At which point the dream shifted into some sort of interactive tutorial on how to make sweets, complete with a narrator reading the tutorial. I dunno what this says about my life.


Doesn't it mean you like making sweet things?
That's cute!


I dunno man
I mean I guess I don't hate baking but the whole dream seemed really bland and uninteresting.
Then again I guess not all dreams can be Shadowrun.


I dreamed that I was watching a live stream of someone sitting in class and staring out their window, anime protagonist style, while I lay in bed. Then I woke up and took a shower, But when I got out I lost all balance and couldn't stand, and had to crawl back into bed. Then later on in the dream I was fishing in some video game except when I cast the line out it fell right through the level and I was fishing into the blackness of the out-of-bounds area. Very strange but the last part is kind of cool imagery I think.


I dreamt while napping today that I was driving an AMC SC/360 Hornet down a long open highway for hours at like 120mph and then I got a really bad cramp in my neck and swerved and drove off the road and into a canyon, crashed and exploded. I didn't wake up though and sort of just watched my own body burn up from above like the lakitu cameraman in Super Mario 64 or something and then it turned into something like flying like an airplane over the canyon and then I was about to crash into the stone wall and woke up. Weird dream, it was as if I wasn't me but actually a ghost possessing me or something, kinda spooky.


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I had a dream noteable for its high levels of continuity.

So tomorrow (in real life) I'm going to meet a friend. I don't think I was thinking very hard about that while going to sleep, but I was keeping it in the back of my head because I sometimes oversleep.

Now at some point in this dream I got really hungry so I made some sort of cup ramen, except in one of those massive soup barrels you sometimes see in old war movies. Then I went to shower, which was normal except for the part where the repairman came in while I was showering and we basically ignored each other. Then my friend came in while I was changing, and this is the part where I'm surprised at the realness of the dream because I asked her why the heck she was in my room while I was changing and then tried to tease her. I dunno what happened next.

Then it turned into sort of a nightmare because for some reason I had to go downstairs to talk to family and we all got super super mad and we ended up screaming at each other. I took the elevator back up after doing a sort of half-glide, half-fly to it, and even ended up spinning like a crashed helicopter after my foot bumped into a pillar. I dunno if anyone else has this sort of movement mode unlocked in their dreams. My headphones had apparently been damaged during the fight because when I turned them on they had a slight bit of static in them.

Then I came back upstairs and saw the pot the ramen was done. I called my friend (who had disappeared at some point) to confirm we were meeting up. It was a weirdly real dream, except for the part I was flying. Then I went to take a piss and basically woke up because for some reason taking a piss in dreams is the single biggest indicator that you're in a dream.

Totally unrelated picture that's also very lewd.


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Writing it down before I forget.
One thing to note is there were actual relatives of mine and fictional relatives of mine in the dream. The actual ones were:
My Aunt
My mom
My dad
My cousin at the end

The fictional ones were:
My Aunt's son thing
My dying Great Aunt

Anyway, it was like some sort of family reunion in I like like a virtual reality log cabin/wooded area.
My Aunt had a son who I found out turned into a girl due to hormonal imbalances and stuff. One thing to note was he made a really androgynous girl. When my Aunt and mom left the two of us alone I naturally tried to fuck him when he was a girl, but as always when I have sex in dreams I thrust my pelvis forward, fail to penetrate, and then am interrupted. In this case I was interrupted by my mom and Aunt walking back in with me and the person naked with my front to his/her back.
They didn't freak out, they were just annoyed at seeing it and my Aunt was disappointed. She ended up confiding in me that he was a genetic abomination or part of the virtual reality and that she's fucked him too and hates herself for it.
While this is going on my dad had been working on some life power watch sorta thing to attached to the wrist of my dying Grand Aunt. It's super delicate and if it's broken before being attached to her she'll die. Me and him try to put it on her while on top of like, stadium seats in front of a dirt road, but she flips out and he's ready to wait a while. I feel like I've disappointed him for some reason so I try to put it on again without him to make him proud of me, and she ends up knocking me off the back of the stadium with the watch in hand. I hold the pieces together for around twelve hours, waiting there (I forget the "logic" in this) and then sneak past park rangers to get back to the cabin with it. My real life cousin, a little girl, exits the cabin with a double barrel shotgun and blasts two chunks out of my chest, thinking I'm a home intruder. The end.

It's dreams like this that honestly make me question my sanity.


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Two dreams
1. Very weird dream. Starts with PoV character being informed his father has not been home for a few days without notice. Father is remarried to someone younger, somewhat older than PoV but still too young to be my mother (was like 8ish years older). There’s this small skit where I’m convinced my father’s dead and I’m…trying to get on better terms or something with my foster mother? I think she rebuffs me by saying “I don’t really want to be friends” or something, but it sounded neutral or whatever in the dream. Remember someone showing up and telling me that father ‘took the fast line’ to someplace abroad, a name was given but I don’t remember it., but he’s effectively dead and it might’ve been understood as a euphemism? Anyway there’s a bit of weird interlude where new people move in or something and we have to split rooms. Eventually the dream transitions to mathematics or something, I’m not sure, like magical math and some sort of warstory because apparently our land is wartorn? There’s a bunch of fighting I don’t remember as well as a bunch of philosophical rambling with a person and with content I can’t recall (I remember a part about fractals, about geometry, and about illusions of rotation and shrinkage or something and also recall seeing this before) and also remember that I apparently made some sort of breakthrough. Eventually I’m sortied or something, something tragic happens and I lose my fucking mind, my foster mother at this point is all ‘h-hey want to be friends’ but I say some weird shit and rebuff her. I don’t remember what it was, but at this point I’m like outside of my body and thinking of the whole dream as a story, and I tell someone (my foster mom???) that this is a story with a convincing mental breakdown over PTSD, so there’s that. I believe the dream might end there, or else after I head out alone back into the warzone? I don’t know.

Might have been inspired by Nier? Or maybe it was inspired by Yukikaze.


2. Some sort of weird…spy movie? Or it could’ve been a continuation of the first? I had this immediately after the first after I woke up and went back to sleep. Began with some sort of shady meeting between me (now wearing a bowler hat and looking like Prof. Calculus from Tintin) and some big bald dude - looks like the guy from Kengan Asura actually. We’re in some sort of confrontation, I chase him somewhere (the setting there felt like it might’ve been the same as the above dream) and capture him along with my gang (family I think?), but then there’s a debate over what to do with him. My Watson character tells me to turn him in but I don’t trust the police nor the Watson character, so I shoot him. I’m talking with my sidekick and explaining why when I get punched off the map by the huge guy, who is totally unscathed except for a small dust near his temple where the bullet impacted. Don’t remember the transition but we’re now in a car chase, he tries to shoot me in a passby and I just dodge it. He grumbles to his driver that ‘this guy is known for just ducking under bullets’ or something. Anyway so I throw a poison bomb shaped like a weird cartoon head with a plug in its nose at him, but it doesn’t do anything as they pass through the cloud. The head honestly looked really creepy. I think there was a second bomb whose poison cloud they passed through but I can’t remember at all. Anyway so the bald guy actually does see the shape of the bomb and I remember specifically him looking at the bomb. At this point I've switched 'camera focus' to him. The poison works when you breathe through your nose and melts your face from the inside out, starting from drooping (so your face looks like poop) and sweating and ending in just a giant puddle on your neck, which is fairly gruesome. The sidekick driver guy doesn’t figure this out and just meltsbreathing through his nose the whole time and with zooming in on it. The bald guy plugs his nose but he still melts? I think he breathed through his nose just a little and that started the reaction by like widening his nostrils until the noseplugs don’t work? Anyway he’s sweating profusely and drooping but the dream cuts out as the camera ‘pans up’ away from him and he’s muttering ‘it’s just a hot day’.

Worst thing was both of these only took up two hours together despite each individually as a movie probably being that long.


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Wow, they're both pretty weird but the second one is also pretty hardcore. Dream you is ruthless. I always like dreams that feel like movies though. When I wake up it feels kind of satisfying, as if there was an end, whereas normally dreams don't end where I want them to.

Also I've dreamt of playing with that twintail before.


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I had a dream I was watching an isekai-like show. The MC was trying to summon a demon familiar, but instead he summoned Koishi from Touhou.
In the dream I thought "wait what how this makes no sense this must be a dream" and then I thought "why am I dreaming about Koishi" but instead of turning into a lucid dream I just kept watching the anime?

dream-me raised some good questions, actually…


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it's probably because I was listening to this before falling asleep


How did he know that he summoned her though? Or did he not know and only the viewer could tell?


he didn't know, but she did


I bet all those times I tried summoning demons and succubi led to me having a big invisible harem that follows me around and helps me out!


I started dreaming again this week, since i started a dream diary. Rather than full blown dreams for now i get tunnel visions of me feeling like im doing something in some context. Its still a victory after years dreaming so little. I heard if you spend a while with little rem sleep ( like when you are smoking weed ) when you get rem sleep again your dreams get really intense like you are actually there.


Yeah, I have the most intense dreams when I'm really sleep-deprived but only have time to take short one or two hour naps. I've lived entire lifetimes in half hours like that.


I heard ambien makes dreams weirder, did anyone try it?


Dunno about ambien but PCP gives me some real weird ones.


No but Stilton cheese is supposed to as well. Probably confirmation bias but it has worked in my experience.


Something about piloting mecha.


Had a short but disturbing dream that involved me meeting a bunch of my old friends from high school but none of them remembered me, which seems kind of unlikely. Also I remember being super shocked at how much a lot of them had grown up and specifically how a few of the more casual girls were wearing like ermine and shit.
I suppose you don't need to be a psychoanalyst to understand that one.


Man, I know I have pretty weird dreams from time to time but I forget them pretty quickly. Maybe I should keep a dream diary.


What I sometimes do when I wake up is grab my phone and make an audio recording that sort of summarizes the dream
In my experience the act of consciously recording the dream makes it much easier to remember, even if you don't record all of it or you don't look back at what you recorded. After that you can just put it in a dream diary at your leisure.


Google already knows enough about me. They can stay away from my dreams. I dug up a journal and pen though and put it on my nightstand. I'll see how it goes.


Just use a recording that isn't a cloud service unless you think everything on your phone is getting duplicated to Google
Which wouldn't be that weird but it seems like a lot of investment for fuckall return


They were wearing ermine fur? That's kinda weird.


I'm not sure what exactly they were wearing because the general misty vagueness that defines dreams, I just know they were wearing super /fa/ shit, which was contrasted with T-shirts and off-the-shoulder sweatshirts when they were teenagers. It just sort of hit home 'wow, the mild teenage girls have all grown up with boyfriends and husbands, damn'. A lot of them were also rocking motorbikes and stuff, which isn't that weird but I lost contact with most of them before they could legally get a license for one, for example.

It was like a midlife crisis dream except I'm half the right age, and also there's not really much to have a crisis over.


Quarterlife crises are a thing apparently, like alarm at one's pace in life compared to that of one's peers or something.
I don't know if I'd associate dressing fashionably and riding motorbikes with being particularly grown-up though…


Grown-up compared to how they were in high school. The fatties slimmed out, the nerds got degrees, the jocks drive, the casuals got /fa/. I don't really understand it either, the dream feels super scripted (there's a part where I'm literally chasing them as they enter a parking lot which is so on the nose symbolic it's kind of retarded) and also delivered to the wrong person.
I wonder if quarterlife crises are a millenial thing, though. Midlife crises are pretty old but I've never heard of a quarterlife crisis, it could have to do with how fast life goes these days.


I've had a dream about becoming a dad. It was so real it was kinda scary.
Like, it felt Viscerally real. a fucking premonition from another life or something.

She was a half-black girl (??? your guess is as good as mine) with short-ish hair. We were both sitting on the bed, talking. The atmosphere felt intimate. It was clear she had much more experience with these situations than me. At a certain point she revealed she was pregnant. She did it teasingly, so I didn't believe her at first, but then she showed her baby bump. I was fairly shocked.

Now, being the ultra-awkward dork that I am, I nervously congratulated her and asked if I can touch it. I reasoned this was my one and only chance to do something like this. She said yes and leaned back.

Now in the back of my mind I knew I had sex with this girl once before, and I knew (y'know, dream-knowledge) it was very awkward and spontaneous, probably drunk. I was getting worried about the possibility. But I also knew the girl was very sociable, so I assumed she must have had a steady boyfriend or something.

So at this point the dream was turning hyper-real. Like, I could actually TOUCH her belly. I could HEAR her voice and I could SEE her face. Like holy shit it's etched into my mind, I could draw her if I knew how to draw things.
(and for the record: she wasn't anyone i know IRL)

She says something among the lines of: "You know, I didn't ask we meet up for no reason"

And I awkwardly joke "haha what? the baby's mine?" like an idiot

Then she just whispers a very soft "yes".

So yeah. I look at her, and the thought "I'm going to become a dad" just starts repeating in my mind. again and again and again and again.
I hug her and an ecstacy washes over me. It felt so… great. Like I was tearing up from joy. Like I kept going "holy shit, really? for real?" It felt absolutely incomparable to anything I ever felt waking. I can't even describe how I felt.
That one moment when we were hugging felt like at least 5 minutes.

Now there are two options:
1. My brain is desperate to get me to procreate
2. That was a memory from a different lifetime
3. Aliens.

I'll let you be the judge


Your real parents are aliens and you saw a vision of their memories which your brain reinterpreted it in a way you could understand.


This post made me sad


I recently had a dream that Madoka (yeah that one) was murdered and that I was the detective in charge of the case. The last thing I remember was avoiding a deadly black widow spider before the train woke me up.


Did you find out who was the killer?


I think it was Sayaka, but I'm not 100% sure on this.


Homura is messing with your memories.


I had a dream today where I was Komachi or something except flat (which sucks) and actually working (which sucks even more).
I went to a circus or something, or maybe a school fair because there were tons of people who were fairly young and milling around in teen fashion clothing. Anyway so I went up to this weirdly educational ride where some slut (like she was wearing the pink slut shirt from Va1-Hall-a) was talking about geography. That or history. Anyway so eventually she had to call up her helper, who was this hot foreign dude wearing a shirt with a map of 1848 Europe on it. He explained whatever she didn't know and then we all piled into this little ferris wheel compartment or something, along with a hyper-creepy bald little dude who looked like he was 12 or something.

Anyway sometime during the ferris wheel ride I went full creep and said I smelled blood and asked who was the murderer, which I think tied into a previous dream I had the same night but I can't remember any of it besides the end. At some point one of the other riders said I was on my period, to which I upped the creep and told the slut shirt girl that her period had been four days ago. Eventually I fucking killed the little creeper because I became super sure he'd killed someone at some point in the past to become younger and grafted their skin to his face or some shit. Then the hot dude who also became convinced grabbed him by the neck and started cursing about how he'd knocked himself out to get out of responsibility or something.

Was a stupid dream really. When we came off the ferris wheel ride there was even this big uproar from a gathered crowd because they'd thought that he'd fainted from heat exhaustion and the ferris wheel operators needed to pay reparations or something.


>a shirt with a map of 1848 Europe
It's the odd, highly specific details like this that make this story gold.


For some reason I instantly recognized the map as 1848. I can't even remember what it looked like besides that, except that it had blue and red color codings that might've been allegiance to Austria/Prussia.


Had one involving me playing a VN about my older sister. I don't remember much about the details except that it definitely wasn't harem, though it might've been romance, and that there was at least one part I kept getting game over on so I tried to look it up on hgameswiki, found it wasn't there, but then found it had its own dedicated wiki with super in-depth coverage. I even remember being super shocked about how much detail there was and wondering how I'd never even heard of the game.

There were 10 normal H scenes and 24 extra scenes that I think weren't all H that you had to unlock through some sort of multiple-choice minigame? Felt like a personality quiz but there were only like 15 questions and some of the earlier choices locked others so it might've been a question about the plot of the game before it started. There was also a really fucked up NTR scene that hurt me a lot so that's something.


The only interesting dream that comes to mind was a nightmare I had as a kid. I was basically kidnapped by a giant spider that wanted to lay its eggs in my brain. I woke up twice only to continue from where the dream had ended, however the second time I was fully aware of the fact that it was just a dream and tunred myself into a giant and (presumably) crushed the spider (I only sort of saw myself as a giant from a distance).


I dreamt there was a tiny, hand-sized pig crawling across my kitchen floor, and while I was showing it to someone it somehow morphed into a cute bubble-gum pink shrimp eraser thing which was still moving. 10 days ago I apparently had a dream I cut the top of my dick off to regrow it larger, and while it did get bigger, it somehow grew 2 heads which were clipping each other and basically merged upon erection


>10 days ago I apparently had a dream I cut the top of my dick off to regrow it larger, and while it did get bigger, it somehow grew 2 heads which were clipping each other and basically merged upon erection
What the fuck


Dreams are a helluva drug wtf


Going through my dream journal is fairly entertaining.
I just wish I could lucid dream


I still don't really get what lucid dreaming entails
From what wikipedia tells me it's essentially just not going to sleep at all and a form of meditation?


it's supposedly a dream you can consciously control
but from what I heard, the "consciously" part is questionable at best. it's more like you're DREAMING about controlling the dream that you are dreaming than actually controlling the dream you are dreaming.


Basically >>28363, although I do believe that you can fully take control of a dream versus dreaming that you have control of a dream, because I've had both, although the truly lucid one ended extremely quickly.


Had a dream where I was following around the PoV of a slave girl, like I was playing a strategy or third person rpg but it was VR
The evil overlord was a deadbeat and she (I?) kept texting him asking when he would be back even though the slave girl was in chains and he kept giving these weirdly artificial and specific excuses like "the mountain passes are blocked by a rockfall"
Eventually I think the dream shifted to being the evil overlord and the slave girl's anger meter became a thing I had to manage


I had a dream today where I was playing stone soup in first person but with a deadbeat party
We kept getting turned around in the dungeon and I remember being legitimately scared and unnerved by notifications in the corner of my vision about "nightmare spiders" and shit in the region and all the creepy sound effects once we went deeper and deeper into the place. We kept going in circles in these twisty corridors too and I'm pretty sure we were going the wrong way.

Then it opened up into a boss chamber against Yuuka except she looked like Lucina from FE with purple hair. There was a lot of bullet hell and at one point I specifically scrolled down my spell list past Heal and Mass Heal to Mass Revive because the rest of my party got wiped. Also the boss turned into female Link for some reason and then I groped her to stop her from casting her ult I think?


>Also the boss turned into female Link for some reason and then I groped her to stop her from casting her ult I think?
The image of groping someone to interrupt their spell is really funny. I'm surprised it hasn't happened in SamaD&D yet…

Weirdly enough I had a dream about Stone Soup recently too but it was much less odd. It was just me talking to someone over some kind of chatroom and trying to teach them the game but they wouldn't listen to me when I told them it was important to move diagonally with numpad instead of just with the arrow keys.

I guess the game was on the mind since I had a 14-rune game not too long ago which is the best I've ever done. I died in tomb trying to go for the 15th though ;_;. 3-5 rune games have gotten a lot easier for me to comfortably win lately though.


The thing is the groping didn't actually work. The first time I interrupted the spell by attacking a scroll with a magic sword. The second time I guess I channeled my inner fat old man because I just threw away the sword and groped her, but Link just screamed and finished the spell before I think Ganondorf punched me across the map and killed me.

The most disturbing thing now that I think about it is the implications that femLink decided to defect to Ganondorf.


I had a dream I got the Coronavirus and then I went to Mongolia


>The most disturbing thing now that I think about it is the implications that femLink decided to defect to Ganondorf.
Surely this plot exists as a doujin somewhere.
I had some really paranoid dreams a few days ago about waking up to hearing planes outside and seeing people in hazmat suits parachuting into my town


oh that wasn't a dream, it actually happened
we just ignored sterilizing your place because you probably won't make it anyway


I mean Ganondorf is a chunky boi and if he cleans himself up and stops wearing ridiculous clothing he honestly doesn't look that bad.


Anime taught me that dumb people don't get sick, I'm sure I'm safe. And if not at least I'll die knowing I was smarter than I think I am!
I was gonna object to this but he does look surprisingly normal with the beard. The eyebrows that connect to his hairline are a little odd though…


I dreamt that I went out to check the mail and almost got hit by the impact of an asteroid (and I say asteroid because it wasn't on fire and looked more like it was somehow dropped from fairly close)


So what you're saying is that you went out to get the mail and people threw rocks at you


They better be prepared to be sued because more than a few homes were demolished

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